🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[REGENDarySumanai]

Nice to see the faggot Gunt arc starting on the right foot.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph sleeps with a tranny. They spent hours connecting and talking with each other. Tranny saves Ralph’s life during a seizure. Ralph comes back and immediately declares he’s done with women.

Someone let Keffals know he has a place in Mexico waiting for him.

That'll be nice for Lucas, he'll be the breadwinner in the relationship.

 

[yoursavior]

While disappointing the trip didn't live up to it's highest potential (it never was)
I do think it's funny how some dirty sleeze pornographer blew money to fly Ralph there and still housed him. Honestly I'm chopping this up to a big fat W from Ralph here. Whenever he spends someone else's money is always a auto win.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

While disappointing the trip didn't live up to it's highest potential (it never was)
I do think it's funny how some dirty sleeze pornographer blew money to fly Ralph there and still housed him. Honestly I'm chopping this up to a big fat W from Ralph here. Whenever he spends someone else's money is always a auto win.

He essentially scammed him.

 

[Um...]

Why's he going celibate?

Either he banged a dude or he's got an STD. Regret's definitely involved somehow.

So now he has an explanation for the very obvious fact that women irl want nothing to do with him, he’s been rejected by every woman he’s tried to romance/date, in fact can’t get a date let alone a girlfriend and can’t even afford cheap Mexican whores anymore - he’s ‘decided to be celibate.’

 

[SargonF00t]

That'll be nice for Lucas, he'll be the breadwinner in the relationship.

Lucas will also be a foot taller in the relationship, despite being the "woman".

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

While disappointing the trip didn't live up to it's highest potential (it never was)
I do think it's funny how some dirty sleeze pornographer blew money to fly Ralph there and still housed him. Honestly I'm chopping this up to a big fat W from Ralph here. Whenever he spends someone else's money is always an auto win.

If his Xanax seizure really happened at Hunter’s that’s even more hilarious.

Hunter realizes he’s imported some awkward 5’3 manlet who’s hollering he went viral on Twitter but can’t get more than 200 viewers when he streams. They put Ralph on the cuck couch and ignore him, but then he’s starts seizing and almost dies because he’s so strung out on Xanax. Lmao. Only the hooker tries to help. What a mess.

I’d almost think Hunter paid for his cab and ticket home because Ralph became such a giant liability to have at his apartment.

But I’d assume the Xanax seizures would happen during his Tijuana sojourn of getting robbed, unless he had a secret Xanax stash hidden under a hung flap. A Xanax withdrawal seizure seems very likely in Tijuana detention center

 

[deeman]

He essentially scammed him.

Luckily Mexico is way too far off for a Columbian cocaine slinging pornographer's reach...

 

[Rage Pig]

Promised stream seems to be have been aborted.

 

[HackerX]

Promised stream seems to be have been aborted.
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Every time he posts shit like this, it gives off the aura of those people who have "school of hard knocks" listed as their education on social media. 40 years old BTW. Taking a picture completely alone for the millionth time. Wearing sunglasses inside to hide his googly eye. V cool. Definitely not a loser.

 

[jewsernotfound]

Every time he posts shit like this, it gives off the aura of those people who have "school of hard knocks" listed as their education on social media. 40 years old BTW. Taking a picture completely alone for the millionth time. Wearing sunglasses inside to hide his googly eye. V cool. Definitely not a loser.

definitely gives off those "SELF MADE MAN" vibes

 

[Javelin Bee]

Promised stream seems to be have been aborted.
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Just enjoyin' some time alone in a Messican Chili's and DEF NOT seething.

Word on the street:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Just enjoyin' some time alone in a Messican Chili's and DEF NOT seething.

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I believe Ralph has feeder paypigs, just like Chantal and all the female death fats.

I can only imagine what creepy window licker shut-ins exchange money for VC with Ralph. It would make every meal painful and there’s no way he wouldn’t need several stiff drinks. Sad.

 

[HackerX]

Just enjoyin' some time alone in a Messican Chili's and DEF NOT seething.

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"I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. As a mattah o'fact, it's actually YEWWW who is mad now that I'm think about it..... Don't make me block yewww"

All this from a one word xeet, too. Jesus .

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LOL. I wholeheartedly believe Ralph's paypigs are the real alogs with their enablement.

> Donates 2 dollars
> "Eat piggy eat"

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Just enjoyin' some time alone in a Messican Chili's and DEF NOT seething.

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So he bought a phone at the Chili’s where he’s trying to flip the bird with his crippled hand?

 

[Truly Rural]

@Javelin Bee's keen eye IDd Chili's. Piece of trash under the table is a cool touch.

 

[sufferhorse]

zoom in that photo, he photoshopped the his septum so badly, is comical. He's got a joey diaz nose now.

 

[Javelin Bee]

LOL @Truly Rural

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Very bad service both from the place and the waiters, it should not have a rating, in addition to being expensive, the food was bad, the bonnets I ordered were all cold and stiff, and it only comes for 7, it's a joke

Gunt slop

 

[RandomGibberish]

Promised stream seems to be have been aborted.
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Are we flexing with 2 star restaurants now?

Unabortable?

Pretty sure you are aborted from 99% of platforms already.

He‘s got the smug wojak impression down to a T.

 

[Sloppa]

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He's not taking his diabetes medication. His hair is wirey and coarse where it shouldn't be; he had disgusting sprouts of wirey hair on his chest from the Twin-Peaks Pill Stream 15 candid, but now his nape hair looks like the kind of candyfloss white spider-web hair you would see on a 90 year old.

RALPH: DIABETES, EVEN PRE-DIABETES STOPS VITAMINS FROM WORKING. YOU WILL END UP LIKE EVAN THIS SUMMER IF YOU DO NOT GET PHARMACY-GRADE SUPPLIMENTS

Mexico has a better Healthcare system for working class people than the US, he will pay $120 for his pre-diabetic supplements and a referral in 6 weeks, if gunty had cancer, he'd be fucked, but again Ralph lucked out with a very treatable illness.