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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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yoursavior said:
While disappointing the trip didn't live up to it's highest potential (it never was)
I do think it's funny how some dirty sleeze pornographer blew money to fly Ralph there and still housed him. Honestly I'm chopping this up to a big fat W from Ralph here. Whenever he spends someone else's money is always a auto win.
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He essentially scammed him.
 
Ultrapenguin said:
Why's he going celibate?

Either he banged a dude or he's got an STD. Regret's definitely involved somehow.
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So now he has an explanation for the very obvious fact that women irl want nothing to do with him, he’s been rejected by every woman he’s tried to romance/date, in fact can’t get a date let alone a girlfriend and can’t even afford cheap Mexican whores anymore - he’s ‘decided to be celibate.’
 
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yoursavior said:
While disappointing the trip didn't live up to it's highest potential (it never was)
I do think it's funny how some dirty sleeze pornographer blew money to fly Ralph there and still housed him. Honestly I'm chopping this up to a big fat W from Ralph here. Whenever he spends someone else's money is always an auto win.
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If his Xanax seizure really happened at Hunter’s that’s even more hilarious.

Hunter realizes he’s imported some awkward 5’3 manlet who’s hollering he went viral on Twitter but can’t get more than 200 viewers when he streams. They put Ralph on the cuck couch and ignore him, but then he’s starts seizing and almost dies because he’s so strung out on Xanax. Lmao. Only the hooker tries to help. What a mess.

I’d almost think Hunter paid for his cab and ticket home because Ralph became such a giant liability to have at his apartment.

But I’d assume the Xanax seizures would happen during his Tijuana sojourn of getting robbed, unless he had a secret Xanax stash hidden under a hung flap. A Xanax withdrawal seizure seems very likely in Tijuana detention center
 
Promised stream seems to be have been aborted.
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HackerX said:
Every time he posts shit like this, it gives off the aura of those people who have "school of hard knocks" listed as their education on social media. 40 years old BTW. Taking a picture completely alone for the millionth time. Wearing sunglasses inside to hide his googly eye. V cool. Definitely not a loser.
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definitely gives off those "SELF MADE MAN" vibes
 
Javelin Bee said:
Just enjoyin' some time alone in a Messican Chili's and DEF NOT seething.

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I believe Ralph has feeder paypigs, just like Chantal and all the female death fats.

I can only imagine what creepy window licker shut-ins exchange money for VC with Ralph. It would make every meal painful and there’s no way he wouldn’t need several stiff drinks. Sad.
 
Javelin Bee said:
Just enjoyin' some time alone in a Messican Chili's and DEF NOT seething.

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"I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. As a mattah o'fact, it's actually YEWWW who is mad now that I'm think about it..... Don't make me block yewww"

All this from a one word xeet, too. Jesus .
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LOL. I wholeheartedly believe Ralph's paypigs are the real alogs with their enablement.

> Donates 2 dollars
> "Eat piggy eat"
 
LOL @Truly Rural
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Very bad service both from the place and the waiters, it should not have a rating, in addition to being expensive, the food was bad, the bonnets I ordered were all cold and stiff, and it only comes for 7, it's a joke
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Rage Pig said:
Promised stream seems to be have been aborted.
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He's not taking his diabetes medication. His hair is wirey and coarse where it shouldn't be; he had disgusting sprouts of wirey hair on his chest from the Twin-Peaks Pill Stream 15 candid, but now his nape hair looks like the kind of candyfloss white spider-web hair you would see on a 90 year old.

:!:RALPH: DIABETES, EVEN PRE-DIABETES STOPS VITAMINS FROM WORKING. YOU WILL END UP LIKE EVAN THIS SUMMER IF YOU DO NOT GET PHARMACY-GRADE SUPPLIMENTS:!:

Mexico has a better Healthcare system for working class people than the US, he will pay $120 for his pre-diabetic supplements and a referral in 6 weeks, if gunty had cancer, he'd be fucked, but again Ralph lucked out with a very treatable illness.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Someone let Keffals know he has a place in Mexico waiting for him.
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Considering both their degenerate proclivities, Kekkles and Gunt getting together would no doubt produce a Fart Queen 2 film, followed by a fent overdose. Gunt can finally go off to that big pig pen in the sky in the arms of the calibur of woman he deserves.
 
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