Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[behindyourightnow]

Vicky has been on a rewteet spate, making up for lost time.
Firstly, she's limbering up to do some morally justified cheating after all..
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If Vicky ends up actually passing this semester as a result of reading her Kiwi Farms thread and realizing that she can use ChatGPT to cheat I'm going to laugh so hard.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

She’s been discharged or whatever. A couple of hours ago or so she retweeted a dumb post about MAID (lol) and this:
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The irony. Anyway, can’t wait for her to start spinning the narrative.

16 years? Isn't medical school like 12 from bachelors to MD? I have a doctor in the family but he also went for a master's in engineering so I don't even remember how long he was in. Bit I know damn well getting an mdphd takes less than 16 years. TF is this person in school for for 16 years? Sorry for ramble. Drank a bit too much.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

16 years? Isn't medical school like 12 from bachelors to MD? I have a doctor in the family but he also went for a master's in engineering so I don't even remember how long he was in. Bit I know damn well getting an mdphd takes less than 16 years. TF is this person in school for for 16 years? Sorry for ramble. Drank a bit too much.

I agree, you drank to much lol.
No doctors were involved in the making of that tweet. I think the poster is just referring to K through college or something.

 

[Flamin Park]

What sex is she supposedly even into? Men? Women? Extraterrestrials?

According to her she was on Grindr back in the day when she "fit the twink aesthetic" which would make her an unremarkable straight woman. Just like everything else she's trying to run away from

 

[AfghanBlue]

According to her she was on Grindr back in the day when she "fit the twink aesthetic" which would make her an unremarkable straight woman. Just like everything else she's trying to run away from

She talked big about being "the pinnacle of grindr beauty standard" but also about having low key traumatic sex with the grossest people ever put of sheer desperation on grindr too, so.
Maybe she wasn't as high up in the ratings as she pretends (duh).

I can only imagine the level of dangerous psycho who would be into her now.
The only people she would be safe with, are other people who are retards basically. Like people who have to go to those special dating agencies for disabilities so they match them up with other spuds who won't just exploit them.
Oops!

Looking at clips from channel 4s The Undateables just there, they are ALL in remarkably better phsycial shape than her. Double oops.

Get your fat arse up and washed, Vicky.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The only people she would be safe with, are other people who are retards basically. Like people who have to go to those special dating agencies for disabilities so they match them up with other spuds who won't just exploit them.

Except she is a conniving dickweed so the retards wouldn't be safe with her.

She will just have to find another equally deranged pooner munchie and they can jointly spiral, like those two skellys from Wicked.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She will just have to find another equally deranged pooner munchie and they can jointly spiral

literally, in their power chairs, forever

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

can only imagine the level of dangerous psycho who would be into her now.
The only people she would be safe with, are other people who are retards basically. Like people who have to go to those special dating agencies for disabilities so they match them up with other spuds who won't just exploit them.

What’s amazing is that she’s so intolerable and crazy that she isn’t even attracting gold diggers in NYC. The city teems with people trying to latch on to someone with family wealth or a trust fund.

It’s not even a matter of looks, the status/wealth hounds will overlook almost anything physical (a rich fatty with low self esteem is ideal) but even they would draw the line at someone as needy, irritating and suffering from one of the most lethal cases of the Dunning-Kruger effect I’ve ever seen. Even gold diggers draw the line somewhere and Vicky is way over it.

(Which is amazing since before trooning out she would have been a catch for guys from boys of her family’s status or higher because she was pretty (and had a rich, smart parents), now not even gold diggers would tolerate her.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

These fucking people, man…



Why the goddamn wheelchair? You got ectopic endometrium under your feet? Wild if true.

 

[behindyourightnow]

These fucking people, man…

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Why the goddamn wheelchair? You got ectopic endometrium under your feet? Wild if true.

She has hEDS apparently. If she does have hypermobile joints (and I will choose to give her the benefit of the doubt here, since they are relatively common alongside autism) she is working diligently to sit in a wheelchair and let her muscles atrophy, thus destabilizing her joints even more and turning a mild condition into a potentially permanent disability. Good way to get out of working or doing housework!

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

(Which is amazing since before trooning out she would have been a catch for guys from boys of her family’s status or higher because she was pretty (and had a rich, smart parents), now not even gold diggers would tolerate her.

I cannot stress enough how thoroughly normal it is for rich white women with emotional problems to marry within their social circle and spend the rest of their lives doing fuck all and being praised for it.

If she had limited her munching to anxiety and depression and didn't spite her parents by cutting her tits off and getting into scatplay, she would easily be married to some rich pushover. She could still be dicking around in NYU if she wanted to, or she could donate of hubby's money to a disability charity and be doing speeches for other rich assholes and getting the asspats she craves.

Tumblr really fucked Vicky up and instead of living the White Lotus lifestyle that was her birthright, she's turning her powerchair into the tilt-a-whirl while spraying diarrhea onto a they/them adjunct and a crowd of horrified undergrads

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

(and I will choose to give her the benefit of the doubt here, since they are relatively common alongside autism)

What if I told you she also does not have autism.

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

I wonder

I cannot stress enough how thoroughly normal it is for rich white women with emotional problems to marry within their social circle and spend the rest of their lives doing fuck all and being praised for it.

If she had limited her munching to anxiety and depression and didn't spite her parents by cutting her tits off and getting into scatplay, she would easily be married to some rich pushover. She could still be dicking around in NYU if she wanted to, or she could donate of hubby's money to a disability charity and be doing speeches for other rich assholes and getting the asspats she craves.

Tumblr really fucked Vicky up and instead of living the White Lotus lifestyle that was her birthright, she's turning her powerchair into the tilt-a-whirl while spraying diarrhea onto a they/them adjunct and a crowd of horrified undergrads

I wonder if it's a self worth thing. If she did what you described then she would know deep down that she was a freeloader trophy-wife. But throw "disability" into the mix and now she's a courageous warrior who pushes through the obstacles that life has thrown in her way. In her head at least. We all know what she is.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

She talked big about being "the pinnacle of grindr beauty standard" but also about having low key traumatic sex with the grossest people ever put of sheer desperation on grindr too, so.
Maybe she wasn't as high up in the ratings as she pretends (duh).

I imagine actually gay men who'd match thinking this was a legit twink bailed when she dropped the bomb that she doesn't have a dick
A lot of pooning seem to come from women who look average and want to parlay regular female features into a softboi look it seems

I wonder how much of it is preventable if parents instead of freaking out, talking about Jesus, how grandma will be upset etc, sat them down and told them that actual twinks have a very short expiration date. And are never monogamous during their twink phase the way fictional characters are in poonfic. And that most of the already small gay male dating pool is other twinks, flamboyant effete gigafags and hairy bald daddies. Not the guys from Yuri on Ice.


Eta: I can't think of many people who care less about being a freeloader than ole Vicky here. She's openly begging for money from strangers every week and she has taken money from the actually sick and disabled in "her" community without missing a beat. If anything freeloading off some heir is far less reprehensible than that.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Vicky is the Bizarro World Robin Hood. Instead of a bow and arrow, she has a pooner chair, instead of the merry men, she has us and instead of taking from the rich and giving to the poor, she is taking from the poor and giving to the rich, i.e. herself.

Oh, and instead of being a clever and mischievous man she is an intellectually deficient woman.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I wonder if it's a self worth thing. If she did what you described then she would know deep down that she was a freeloader trophy-wife. But throw "disability" into the mix and now she's a courageous warrior who pushes through the obstacles that life has thrown in her way.

That's the beauty of it, Vicky could have married a rich pushover and then developed fibromyalgia and turned into a disability warrior, all while being looked after financially and emotionally. Throw in some Long Covid and ME/CFS and she probably could have finagled a team of round-the-clock maids to wipe her ass for her.

What if I told you she also does not have autism.

This is probably the case, but I will never get tired of pointing out that even if these women do have the condition they claim they have, they are actively making it worse by eagerly diving into early cane and wheelchair use. There's no universe in which that chair is appropriate for the conditions that woman describes, even if by some rare miracle she's the only honest person in Vicky's part of Disability Twitter.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Joe Lavery.

There was also discussion a while back about how Joe started looking at gender experimentation as a new identity when he couldn't hack it at his posh kids secondary school, like Vicky. They also both like to wear loud ugly clothes. She is female Joe.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I’m picturing the country club small talk through the ages.

”So, what’s Victoria up to?”

1950s: ”Sigh. Still hanging out with those darn beatniks in the Village. Says she wants to be a folk musician. She’ll come around, though.”

1960s: ” Sigh. She’s in a commune in Catalina. Says she wants to be an artist. She’ll come around, though.”

1970s: ”Sigh. She’s in London. Says she’s a punk rocker now. She has a band and hairy legs. She’ll come around though.”

[… you get it]

2025: ”Sigh. She’s in a power-chair now. Cut her tits off. Says she wants to be famous on disability Twitter. Even if she comes around I’ll personally tip her into the Hudson. Another Martini?”

Honestly, the antisocial and narcissistic nature of activism and subcultures today is something to behold. As a gen x-er with a lolbertarian bent the 2020s are a nightmare. Only this era could have created Vicky.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I cannot stress enough how thoroughly normal it is for rich white women with emotional problems to marry within their social circle and spend the rest of their lives doing fuck all and being praised for it.

If she had limited her munching to anxiety and depression and didn't spite her parents by cutting her tits off and getting into scatplay, she would easily be married to some rich pushover. She could still be dicking around in NYU if she wanted to, or she could donate of hubby's money to a disability charity and be doing speeches for other rich assholes and getting the asspats she craves.

Tumblr really fucked Vicky up and instead of living the White Lotus lifestyle that was her birthright, she's turning her powerchair into the tilt-a-whirl while spraying diarrhea onto a they/them adjunct and a crowd of horrified undergrads

Plenty of teens, of both genders, buck at the idea they will have a “conventional life” seeing themselves as supremely special, unique and destined for something far more exciting and exotic in life. But wealthy kids tend to be extra stupid in this department because they take for granted their level of affluence and think of it as a permanent way of life regardless of their actions.

Vicky obviously thinks her affluence is a permanent condition.

She covets being poor, victimized and oppressed because she is none of those things and it means she doesn’t have to compete with her peers. Vicky would have to be smart and hard working to compete academically with her peers. She would need to be socially intelligent, adept and clever to compete socially. She couldn’t even be the richest girl at her school, there were kids with much wealthier parents.

The only way Vicky could compete and be “extra unique” and stand out was to never compete for the top, but to race to the bottom. Sure lots of teens in Vicky’s high school got into Yale, Stanford and Harvard. Plenty of classmates secured coveted internships, jobs or are showing off their jet setting or hiking around the globe on IG.

But Vicky is the only Solebury white girl grad who can announce she’s a now a MAN, a LBGTQWTFBBG, asexual, disabled, POC, ED survivor, autistic, chronic illness zebra pretending to poor and on Medicaid as a 6th year freshman at NYU!!! Also all that shit sounds way better than the truth: she’s a 26 year old mentally ill, drug addicted failure dependent on her parents. (She would have a several Solebury peers in the drug addicted, mentally ill, parent dependent department but the window dressing and labels Vicky has selected make her much better and more special than those rich kids.)

That's the beauty of it, Vicky could have married a rich pushover and then developed fibromyalgia and turned into a disability warrior, all while being looked after financially and emotionally. Throw in some Long Covid and ME/CFS and she probably could have finagled a team of round-the-clock maids to wipe her ass for her.

Vicky was too dumb, shortsighted and impulsive to understand the best route to being a pampered, drug addict, munchie was easily within her reach.

What’s particularly sad with her is she was so drawn to extremes, stubbornness and doubling down when her parents tried to course correct her. She did manage to sabotage the advantages she had. The best she can hope for is continuing pity, generosity and patience from her family to maintain her farcical life. At best she might be the beneficiary of an irrevocable trust but it will in no way provide the lifestyle she enjoyed the first 20 years of life. It’s the rich girl version of living on SSI.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

I don't think Vicky is too proud or has some convoluted intellectual reason for not having become a socialite housewife. I think she simply lacks the minimal self-discipline and impulse control you need for the role. Those women at the very least watch what they eat and take basic care of their appearance (this involves not making themselves actively uglier at a whim which is a task every pooner fails right out the door).
She went full goblin mode the second her parents dropped her off at college and this is the time where future White Lotus wives take business classes and attend big parties and make a marginal effort to not crash out before Hal the III can propose.