Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[SaidNoOneEver]

If he's using a genuine strain of Ghost pepper with real heat and a good amount of it in the bottle... it's not insane for a homemade limited SKU. I think he's building in the cost of shipping to anywhere in the US, but even then he's putting himself on the premium end of things.

It's also autographed by King Billy and limited to 256 pieces. The only way it could be better is if they were graded by WATA in the gay little plastic box.

 

[Buckaroo]

He's got a young family, does the wife even work?

Doubtful, I can't imagine Karl taking care of the kid by himself with how active he is on Discord.

 

[Candover]

GoldenEye speedruns are uniquely terrible because most of the time the run is spent with Bond running forward staring at the floor. This is done because the N64 saves on resources by only loading in assets and models that the camera can see, so if you move while staring at the floor the game runs 0.1% faster or whatever the fuck.

"Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with."

 

[Princess Rescuer]

The Electric Underground identifies speedrunning as a way to create a "checkmate" state for games that have none. When games have no challenge or way to definitively lose, it's an added goal. It's especially effective on games with bad scoring systems, bad balance, and of course lots of glitches. It exists because of the flawed, worsening design of many games over the decades.

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

I'm just here to say I bought it because Billy Mitchell is a righteous king with a great sense of humor.
Take your fucking victory lap.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Guys, you're overthinking this
Karl is a world famous pickup artist. He can get any bitch he wants, and so can you if you follow his guides.
I think it's time for approachhernow.com to finally come back, along with a book or two. Incels of the world need you, Karl! Give them the helping hand!

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

King Billy released a new commemorative bottle of Rickey’s called dragon sauce celebrating his rape of Karl Jobst

How long before we get Billy announcing the opening of a new Rickey's restaurant in Karl's hometown?

 

[ReddWhite]

How long before we get Billy announcing the opening of a new Rickey's restaurant in Karl's hometown?

He's going to seize Karls house to turn it into a Ricky's and force him to work in it.

 

[Ygolonac]

Being Canadian is like getting raked every day until you die.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Being Canadian is like getting raked every day until you die.
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You're (we're) Canadian. We're not meant to have nice things. We're meant to pay taxes, freeze and die.

 

[Kheapathic]

First of all... holy shit, Billy doesn't hold back. The product description is just "Yeah, I fucking won, because that's what winners do!"


Second of all, not much of a sauce person, but I love evil snobs like Billy. Need more Bully the Weak types in today's world.

 

[PauperVita]

Karl needs to get his lazy ass to work. King Billy’s envelope better not be light.

 

[Ol' Slag]

30 plus for a bottle is almost jumping the shark. I am guessing the limited "run" and the signature makes it "fair" but unless a better discount code is offered, sadly I will be unable to do a review of this one. I can't in good conscience pay that price point for a bottle that size.

 

[PauperVita]

30 plus for a bottle is almost jumping the shark. I am guessing the limited "run" and the signature makes it "fair" but unless a better discount code is offered, sadly I will be unable to do a review of this one. I can't in good conscience pay that price point for a bottle that size.

It’s a commemorative bottle, autographed etc. I imagine the labels were more expensive given the use of color (making the plate fee large) and being bought in such low quantity. (256 vs thousands). Marking up a specialty product is not jewish. Not like he jacked up the price for a regular bottle.

 

[Ol' Slag]

It’s a commemorative bottle, autographed etc. I imagine the labels were more expensive given the use of color (making the plate fee large) and being bought in such low quantity. (256 vs thousands). Marking up a specialty product is not jewish. Not like he jacked up the price for a regular bottle.

Never said it was Jewish, it's just a bit high for the market in my opinion even with everything offered. I get it being small batch commerative, but the bottle size is really the determining factor.

I use alot of hot sauce. I will still probably get the regular bottle once a month since it isn't a bad product and alternate between a few other of my favorites.

 

[Echo_Doge]

They won't seize the house, the only car, basic appliances, ect. And he can probably keep a lot of his computer stuff if he claims it's for work.

But any collectables, expensive electronics, or luxury items he has are at risk of being seized and auctioned off. This could get extremely painful for him. And if he getsl caught clumsily trying to hide shit, which I absolutely think is a possibility for him, he could end up in even more trouble.

And if it gets put up for auction, you can almost bet Billy will be picking up some souvenirs.


This saga has the potential to keep being funny for quite a while.

 

[Kheapathic]

This could get extremely painful for him. And if he getsl caught clumsily trying to hide shit, which I absolutely think is a possibility for him, he could end up in even more trouble.

Wouldn't be surprised if his wife has started mailing things back to her parents in the old country; good luck collecting anything from China.

 

[Enne]

The Electric Underground identifies speedrunning as a way to create a "checkmate" state for games that have none. When games have no challenge or way to definitively lose, it's an added goal. It's especially effective on games with bad scoring systems, bad balance, and of course lots of glitches. It exists because of the flawed, worsening design of many games over the decades.

There's also this alternative called not being autistic and not wasting your time on trash.

 

[PauperVita]

Never said it was Jewish, it's just a bit high for the market in my opinion even with everything offered. I get it being small batch commerative, but the bottle size is really the determining factor.

I use alot of hot sauce. I will still probably get the regular bottle once a month since it isn't a bad product and alternate between a few other of my favorites.

I guess i was addressing other comments as well. Imagine being Karl and now seeing receipts and order confirmations for Billy’s new sauce which celebrates your life being ruined. WHAT AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

They won't seize the house

They can and will seize the house if the bailiff tasked with enforcing this estimates that Karl's other possessions will not suffice to cover the debt.
The entire judgement, including Billy's lawyer cost, is likely over 600k$US and if Karl cannot cover it with his other possessions, real property (land/house) will go.

Here are some things Karl is allowed to keep, just to show what the state thinks is enough for comfort.

And the snippet that says real property will be sold if your other property cannot cover the debt.


There is of course the possibility that Karl has been moving around money in advance, because he knew he would lose, and all the important things are in his wife's name to protect it.

But that would require a level of planning that I really don't see Karl being capable of.

For some extra lulz, the helpful advice by the state how to make them stop selling your things!