Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[CoolFool]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

We need a gayop react for obvious comments like these.

Agree. It’s not bad enough that they have the usual grab-bag of modern kiddie psychiatric pathologies, an ugly spineless cuck of a loser father, and a whore mother with zero social skills or understanding of boundaries. They’re not the cows, they didn’t ask for their lives to be filled with humiliation, cuckoldry and oversharing.

The sad thing is that it's very likely they already know. Ellen has made comics showing that her kids are aware that she makes comics on reddit. Ellen also advertises her Patreon in the same places she shares her normal comics. I can imagine one of her kids looking the comics up to show a friend and then stumbling on Ellen's Patreon.

I pray the kids are blissfully unaware, but I have serious doubts.

 

[cybertoaster]

She's like those moms who call any Pokémon a "pikachu" because they don't know their name

But the name is right there, bigass letters, some consoles only have a small wordless logo, she's on a whole new level of stupid...

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

Hi Ellen.

If this is not Ellen then, Hi Faggot.

This shit’s retarded behavior and we’re not your personal army.

 

[Polentic]

I hope someone calls CPS on Hellen. I think she is def abusing her children. Imagine having to live with this retard.

"Think of the Children!"

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

FUCK IT. KILL BEHEAD DOX MURDER EXPLODE BOMB DRUG NVKE HER CHILDREN!!111!1!1!1!

You are a retard with zero principles.

 

[Ghostse]

bEllend experiencing her own personal Day of the Rake

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

I just entered the thread to call you a nigger.

 

[Slimpacks]

Why exactly do the r/comics mods protect her so much? Does she offer them free OF subscriptions or something?

I think they simply believe they're owning the chuds by protecting people like her (L / A). They're probably doing it for free.

 

[Run Escape]

Ellen drew furry art under the moniker, "sexyhangnail."

Like so many of the retarded things she does for attention, this was bound to be found and posted. She constantly referenced her ability (if you can call it that) to draw furry shit.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

This post glows so hard, it made me blind. As much as I dislike Ellen, her kids will have a tough enough time without anybody on the internet messing with them. They don't deserve to be dragged into their mom's retardation

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

I am begging you retards to stop fedposting for a single fucking minute

 

[harbringer883]

Yeah yeah. I was hammered when I made the post. Im not going to harass her kids and no one should do that. I was trying to say that her internet history is out there, and she makes it public that she does porn and shit. It is only for the detriment of her children as they are going to have to deal with the fallout of their excuse of a mothers internet behaviour.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Yeah yeah. I was hammered when I made the post.

Then you should probably avoid the site when drunk just incase you do a PPP and send a starfish pic

 

[harbringer883]

Then you should probably avoid the site when drunk just incase you do a PPP and send a starfish pic

Not even sure why I was on here lmfao. Normally I get headaches whenever I look at a screen when im drunk. It was also late af too.

 

[Otri]

Why do redditors even pretend to like her? She is insufferable

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Does Ellen celebrate any holidays??

 

[HashleyHashbrowns]

Agree. It’s not bad enough that they have the usual grab-bag of modern kiddie psychiatric pathologies, an ugly spineless cuck of a loser father, and a whore mother with zero social skills or understanding of boundaries. They’re not the cows, they didn’t ask for their lives to be filled with humiliation, cuckoldry and oversharing.

It's fucked. I wanted to share that I'd rather them grow up and find out or not know what's up and not have it centered around their lives they'll be bullied for it. I don't want to seem too annoying. I even made the post because I had a genuine concern and I don't like when other people who aren't involved get the shit end of the stick. I should mind my own business yeah but its just there are lines people shouldn't cross. I even lurk kiwi farms for a laugh or people I don't like. God typing on phone is dumb sometimes. Sorry I made a fuckass paragraph sharing my thoughts.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

Nice try fed

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Nice try fed

I think he wants to make PizzaCakeGate.

 

[Avenue]

Old freelance design blog by Ellen
http://designerwoodbury.com (long dead)
Domain was registered under the woodbury_e email

Price list


Most links haven't been archived properly. To browse the available archived content use: https://web.archive.org/web/*/designerwoodbury.com*

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Her blacksona makes another appearance!!

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Old freelance design blog by Ellen
http://designerwoodbury.com (long dead)
Domain was registered under the woodbury_e email

Price list
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Most links haven't been archived properly. To browse the available archived content use: https://web.archive.org/web/*/designerwoodbury.com*

Edit: Ellen's been reading the thread. Is this reused art? She was drawing her daughter with shorter hair than this.