Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Polentic]

Ellen drew furry art under the moniker, "sexyhangnail."

Spoiler: LOCAL ART ARCHIVE

I stumbled across this account by using the new email found by the sharty on Flickr.

There's nothing on the FlickR account.
LINK / A
The Reddit account is deleted but thanks to Pholder, I have found countless pieces and posts by sexyhangnail.

A rant post about a failing marriage. It's called "Space." / A

I have attached a copy of her signature on the furry piece. It clearly starts with "El****" which is likely "Ellen."

Spoiler: ARCHIVED POSTS

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6ncsnh/winnie_harlow/ / https://archive.ph/V21eV
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4e3xag/fingerprint_building/ / https://archive.ph/U0mee
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10vpjm/then_you_take_the_highway_through_the_skyscraper/ / https://archive.ph/hvHBv
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/12acii/very_realistic_zombie/ / https://archive.ph/fqnz7
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11b5ex/something_is_wrong_with_our_society/ / https://archive.ph/gLLFa
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/182wxh/do_you_treat_attractive_women_differently/ / https://archive.ph/LjF3D
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/114359/i_learned_to_draw_cats_for_my_daughter/ / https://archive.ph/wip/z0EcJ
https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthis...found_in_my_5_year_olds_bedroom_is_this_some/ / https://archive.ph/z0EcJ
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7ih296/either_way/ / https://archive.ph/YJNo1
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/13o3s3/well_this_party_sucks/ / https://archive.ph/BbM03
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/7h02v3/space_oc/ / https://archive.ph/Cer1K
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/16zwjk/realistic_garfield/ / https://archive.ph/Dg62r
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ghkzb/took_the_bow_and_eyelashes_off_minnie_mouse/ / https://archive.ph/P5Me7
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/62aq7a/just_caught_myself_saying_this/ / https://archive.ph/Go54w
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5g6z3r/mom_bought_my_daughter_a_castle/ / https://archive.ph/UgqhT
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cwi7r/greg_vs_gina/ / https://archive.ph/wIpTV
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/11d7xd/how_i_feel_when_dealing_with_morning_people/ / https://archive.ph/ac4wE

All of these posts were discovered through the website, "Pholder." Sadly the Reddit API is down, and more posts cannot be discovered (for now).

 

[The greater a'tuin]

Why exactly do the r/comics mods protect her so much? Does she offer them free OF subscriptions or something?

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen is the chronically online one, I just logged on
Edit: My post engagement is popping off. Did we get featured sometime when I was out?

 

[SITHRAK!]

Does she offer them free OF subscriptions or something?

It’d explain a lot.

Did we get featured sometime when I was out?

Ellen’s stirring up drama on xitter/reddit while in denial that she has a whole lot of hate followers on those platforms. Those hate followers are likely coming here because ‘Based If True’ broke the first rule of Kiwi Club.

 

[Storytime]

A rant post about a failing marriage. It's called "Space." / A

looks 100x better than the slop she puts out today

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

“Look everyone, I totally owned that chud. I’m totally cool right……r-right?”

 

[suddentime]

She showed up to her snark reddit and then deleted everything. Pullpush is down for maintenance so idk all that was said but the replies are up.

 

[taxedbrass]

She showed up to her snark reddit and then deleted everything. Pullpush is down for maintenance so idk all that was said but the replies are up.
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I saw them before they were deleted. She basically said that the subreddit was responsible for the doxx and was connected to Kiwifarms, and then posted a screenshot of a five month old comment where someone sent a link to the Kiwifarms page.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

THE BEATINGSCUCKING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

 

[harbringer883]

I saw them before they were deleted. She basically said that the subreddit was responsible for the doxx and was connected to Kiwifarms, and then posted a screenshot of a five month old comment where someone sent a link to the Kiwifarms page.

Ellen is so retarded its not even funny.

 

[taxedbrass]

Ellen is so retarded its not even funny.

Idk I find it kinda funny lol

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

How did being doxxed make her more annoying? Those sharties didn't think it through.
Edit; Ellen has literally gone beserk, I hope her family is hiding out somewhere safe from her.
Edit 2: I don't condone threatening or doxxing her kids.

 

[taxedbrass]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

Hate to moralfag but her kids should absolutely be left out of this.

 

[Marche]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

Why are you imagining these things?

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I think Canada should revoke her citizenship.

 

[HashleyHashbrowns]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

Listen man. Don't go making the kids lives a living hell. I don't like having some moral stands but leave them out of it. It just makes us seem even more worse. Don't stoop down someone's level.

 

[AnOminous]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

Don't harass kids faggot.

 

[Señora Airi]

A rant post about a failing marriage. It's called "Space." / A

Guessing this is based off her marriage? Plus, this would resonate more if she wasn't chronically online and actually tried to fix her marriage.

 

[malachite]

Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.

Leave the kids alone, Diddy ahh blud.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Listen man. Don't go making the kids lives a living hell. I don't like having some moral stands but leave them out of it. It just makes us seem even more worse. Don't stoop down someone's level.

Agree. It’s not bad enough that they have the usual grab-bag of modern kiddie psychiatric pathologies, an ugly spineless cuck of a loser father, and a whore mother with zero social skills or understanding of boundaries. They’re not the cows, they didn’t ask for their lives to be filled with humiliation, cuckoldry and oversharing.