🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

A Flying Nun said:
Googling for how much the going rate is for reddit upvotes, and the cheapest seems to be 3 cents to 5 cents per upvote, (high variance because the cheapest website shows a 40% discount and I have no idea if this is just a first buyer discount or not) so for threads like this with the shown upvote count, that would be 2,000 to 4,000 dollars, but of course it's generous to assume every single upvote is botted. (but then again, that amount is less than half the final upvote count) Since she has the unfortunate birth defect of being born Canadian, the conversion rate turns this more into about 3,000 to 5,500 CAD for her.
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You don't need to bot the entire upvote count. Just enough to kickstart the algo to push your crap over other people's crap. Downvoting everything that was posted near your own post also works wonders.
 
Ellen drew furry art under the moniker, "sexyhangnail."
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I stumbled across this account by using the new email found by the sharty on Flickr.
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There's nothing on the FlickR account.
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The Reddit account is deleted but thanks to Pholder, I have found countless pieces and posts by sexyhangnail.
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A rant post about a failing marriage. It's called "Space." / A
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I have attached a copy of her signature on the furry piece. It clearly starts with "El****" which is likely "Ellen."
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6ncsnh/winnie_harlow/ / https://archive.ph/V21eV
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4e3xag/fingerprint_building/ / https://archive.ph/U0mee
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10vpjm/then_you_take_the_highway_through_the_skyscraper/ / https://archive.ph/hvHBv
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/12acii/very_realistic_zombie/ / https://archive.ph/fqnz7
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11b5ex/something_is_wrong_with_our_society/ / https://archive.ph/gLLFa
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/182wxh/do_you_treat_attractive_women_differently/ / https://archive.ph/LjF3D
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/114359/i_learned_to_draw_cats_for_my_daughter/ / https://archive.ph/wip/z0EcJ
https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthis...found_in_my_5_year_olds_bedroom_is_this_some/ / https://archive.ph/z0EcJ
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7ih296/either_way/ / https://archive.ph/YJNo1
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/13o3s3/well_this_party_sucks/ / https://archive.ph/BbM03
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/7h02v3/space_oc/ / https://archive.ph/Cer1K
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/16zwjk/realistic_garfield/ / https://archive.ph/Dg62r
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ghkzb/took_the_bow_and_eyelashes_off_minnie_mouse/ / https://archive.ph/P5Me7
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/62aq7a/just_caught_myself_saying_this/ / https://archive.ph/Go54w
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5g6z3r/mom_bought_my_daughter_a_castle/ / https://archive.ph/UgqhT
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cwi7r/greg_vs_gina/ / https://archive.ph/wIpTV
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/11d7xd/how_i_feel_when_dealing_with_morning_people/ / https://archive.ph/ac4wE
All of these posts were discovered through the website, "Pholder." Sadly the Reddit API is down, and more posts cannot be discovered (for now).
 
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Ellen is the chronically online one, I just logged on *sigh*
Edit: My post engagement is popping off. Did we get featured sometime when I was out?
 
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The greater a'tuin said:
Does she offer them free OF subscriptions or something?
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It’d explain a lot.

HeyRosalina said:
Did we get featured sometime when I was out?
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Ellen’s stirring up drama on xitter/reddit while in denial that she has a whole lot of hate followers on those platforms. Those hate followers are likely coming here because ‘Based If True’ broke the first rule of Kiwi Club.
 
She showed up to her snark reddit and then deleted everything. Pullpush is down for maintenance so idk all that was said but the replies are up.
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taxedbrass said:
I saw them before they were deleted. She basically said that the subreddit was responsible for the doxx and was connected to Kiwifarms, and then posted a screenshot of a five month old comment where someone sent a link to the Kiwifarms page.
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Ellen is so retarded its not even funny.
 
How did being doxxed make her more annoying? Those sharties didn't think it through.
Edit; Ellen has literally gone beserk, I hope her family is hiding out somewhere safe from her.
Edit 2: I don't condone threatening or doxxing her kids.
 
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harbringer883 said:
Do we have her kids names and where they go to school. Pretty sure that will shut her up. I imagine her kids and their classmates finding out that Ellen does porn will make them real popular.
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Listen man. Don't go making the kids lives a living hell. I don't like having some moral stands but leave them out of it. It just makes us seem even more worse. Don't stoop down someone's level.
 
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