💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

So, what did we learn? What was Hackamania? Well...



That sums it up for me anyways.

"Sucks to suck." - Glorious Kiwi Emperor, Josh Moon.

EDIT: added quote.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So, what are we left with? All the drugs has made Nick quite literally retarded.

The most simple solution and most likely.

I wonder if Nick would do Jenkem if he knew it was a better high and could pass tests with it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder if Nick would do Jenkem if he knew it was a better high and could pass tests with it.

He’s likely going to end up with a copro fetish soon enough, as porn addicts like him have to seek more and more extreme content to get their jollies.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He also “owns the haydurs” by flaunting non compliance with the government, and is betting (probably correctly) that it doesn’t make any difference.

It's a stupid bet to make, because he will inevitably take things too far.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hold on, Fagkieta gave Pedoton a picture of the ring and letter. What non-sketchy reason could he have for keeping it? Cause all I can think to explain it is creepy gay degenerate coomery…

He wears it on his penis.

(Aaron asked for approval to use it.)

Looks like a major upgrade from that homewrecking slut, but I question the sanity of anyone that would voluntarily have sex with people like Aaron and Skelly.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They should have called it Aaronmania.

I can understand why Nick is obsessed with Aaron and can’t get over him. But the fact that hundreds of other men are similarly fixated will never make sense to me.

 

[Sneed Force One]

A round of applause for Nick Rekieta for having the restraint to not censor this part, which is written proof that Aaron fucked his wife.

 

[Folgers Can]

"Did April give you permission to share these?"
"Yeah, she said I could tell the story forever ago."

So, only the story and presumably before she decided to leave the Internet for her privacy.

Interesting

Of course respecting her "privacy" was just another one of those "principles" that he defines as his "rights on loan to others" until he calls the loan due at any time, no different from how he used to pontificate about how any DV accusations against Aaron were strictly "her story to tell" so that he could sidestep any definitive statements about the topic unless and until she comes forward, which effectively left that an open question forever once she "left the Internet" and Nick insisted that everyone respect her privacy in perpetuity.

And then poof, now all of a sudden those "principles" were just burned on the altar of his manic tweetstorms' frantic scrambling for dopamine hits late last night, throwing her back in the spotlight with outright actionable statements of fact that could end up dragging her from the sacrosanct "privacy" of Lake Wakanda to a witness stand for Monty 2: Electric Boogaloo.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe has a chance to do something very funny:


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Unfortunately the biggest problem for a defamation case, aside from the expense that Aaron might not be able to afford absent crowdfunding or champerty, is that this could end up being another one of those "technically true" Nickisms where the transcript just writes itself:

MR. SCHNEIDER: Next, Mr. Rekieta, I'm showing you the previously admitted Exhibit 7, a printout of your tweets dated May 11, 2025, directed at an individual identified by Twitter handle @You're A Faggot [sic] -

THE COURT: Decorum, counselor.

MR. SCHNEIDER: Apologies, your honor. For purposes of identification, let the record reflect that I hereafter refer to said Twitter user as "Elmo." Now, Mr. Rekieta, where you told Elmo that my client abused Ms. Anderson, did -

MR. REKIETA: Objection! [hiccup]

THE COURT: Ugh... again, counselor, do you have an objection?

MR. RANDAZZA: Apologies, your honor, it won't happen again. I'll need a moment to confer with my client.

(A discussion was had off the record)

MR. RANDAZZA: Objection, vague and ambiguous.

THE COURT: Overruled, and I would again remind the witness to let counsel finish each question in full and then we can address any objections at that time.

MR. SCHNEIDER: I'll rephrase. Mr. Rekieta, when you used the word abuse -

MR. REKIETA: Wait what do you mean, like physical abuse?

MR. SCHNEIDER: Yes, fine, when you referred to my client's physical abuse of -

MR. REKIETA: I never said that!

MR. SCHNEIDER: I beg your pardon?

MR. REKIETA: I never said that! Um, ackshually [sic], all I meant was he emotionally abused her! It's so weird and funny that people read anything else into it, because I guess they're retarded.

MR. SCHNEIDER: Ugh... your honor, in light of this newly discovered evidence, I move to dismiss the complaint with prejudice as required by the Rule in Balldo's Case. If memory serves, the citation on that one is 10 northwest reporter page 68, or, forgive me, 69 rather. 69 is where it's at.
MR. REKIETA: That's what she said!

I am talking about the behavior by Nick and Melton in the last ~9 months that lead up to Hackamania.
My argument is that they did enough things that Aaron could have forced Nick to STFU and stop talking about him.

In combination, there's a pattern of conduct here, not just scurrilous abuse of some random person otherwise unconnected.

Fortunately debating the finer points of balancing First Amendment rights against narrowly protected privacy interests would be moot now anyway, since this dipshit's tweetstorm last night just went ahead and squarely implicated classic safety interests that the HRO statute was made for anyway. Obviously there's no unironic explicit threat and his usual "never said that" pilpul and/or "just jokes" defense would even be right, but as a practical matter almost any judge would just look at the last nine months of sheer lunacy and take Aaron at his word about any intimidating effect of this shit:


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[RaptInPlastic]

Obviously there's no unironic explicit threat and his usual "never said that" pilpul and/or "just jokes" defense would even be right, but as a practical matter almost any judge would just look at the last nine months of sheer lunacy and take Aaron at his word about any intimidating effect of this shit:

Aaron seems very selfish but he might have enough empathy for his children, girlfriend, family and so on to consider that it isn't just him being affected by Rekieta's cyberstalking, harassment and violent language. For the sake of those around him it's looking like it's time to legally take Rekieta to the cuck shed and not in a funny and weird way. In a very real legally enforcable way.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Everyone shits on Aaron but the ladies sure seem to line up for him. I think these faggots are just jealous.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Fortunately debating the finer points of balancing First Amendment rights against narrowly protected privacy interests would be moot now anyway, since this dipshit's tweetstorm last night just went ahead and squarely implicated classic safety interests that the HRO statute was made for anyway.

Yeah, I saw no point having an extensive discussion on the topic in this thread. We have enough stuff to laugh about.
I thought Melton talking about "the things he received from Nick" and saying stuff like "Aaron should be very very afraid of what we have", as well as insinuating that they had access to Aaron's home security system, would have been enough to get a HRO.

But Nick is finally going completely insane. Like because his big victory lap in Vegas turned out to be another dud, and people are mocking him even more.
Those latest statements are on another level entirely.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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What, he expects a fucking medal for doing the things that every other normal person on the face of the earth does practically every day? Talk about setting a low fucking bar for yourself.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

How do people in the "Dabbleverse" even exist without just committing suicide? Why do these people even exist?

I'd say it's the same for any sad loser that starts to alog someone in any cow community. They find some figure to set the bar of pathetic so low that even they think they are better so they don't realize their own rock bottom because they always think "at least I'm not that guy". In the Dabbleverse's case it's Stuttering John Melendez. A guy who arguably had a pretty good life despite being a total fuck up with absolutely no talent or ability. Part of the biggest talk radio show at the time, became an announcer on The Tonight Show and kept collecting a check when they quickly shoved him into backstage work, released a music album, appeared in movies and tv shows. But because he pissed everything away and gets drunk yelling about Trump on youtube the Dabbleverse came together to point their fingers and won't let it go several years past the point of being funny any more. Even when John tried to go away they all just moved on to Chad Zumock, then Aaron, and even literal retards in their own community like Ray Devito and Joey C. It's never going to end because like you said, once they look at themselves they'd commit suicide, so they have to keep looking for other retards to feel better about themselves.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

It’s funny that for some reason he thinks if he destroys Aaron then he’ll be absolved of his sins and, everyone will go back to thinking he’s a wonderful husband and father. Nick is just mad that there’s an unapproved narrative out there that he can’t gaslight his way out of.


What did he think the outcome of the qover would be? Again, for a guy who passed the bar he has terrible foresight

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

he's not going to die. he's a lolcow. he is a minor deity, now. he will never be the end of whichever glorious end that you imagine that he imagines himself at. he will live longer than you. but a retard to laugh at.

For some LOLCows, the fact of them being LOLCows, does seem to provide some of them with a weak version of IRL plot armor. However, given enough, it can be pierced.

 

[1NpuLs]

I think the reason rekieta uses the word dork as an insult now is because of @Third World Aristocrat video

https://youtu.be/5SibDEklSSU?si=TQF-2qtW2jEGnDWY

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

One thing you can say for Aaron, for being an average looking nerd, he does seem to pull attractive women (I'm not including Kayla in that, to me she has always looked like a half dead zombie).

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Generally speaking, unless you are a complete stinky sweaty slob, you can attract women by being competent at something.
There are always women who admire men who are good at doing something, or give the impression of having success.

Aaron seems to be able to sell this in the area he lives in.
I bet you he receives fanmail with tits once per months.

 

[Sam Losco]

If the tickets were $250 each and 40 people attended, that's $10000. I counted a total of 17 photos of Aaron, only three were topless. This means an average photo of THE TOE is worth $588.24, or 11.76 KNUs.
If we count the topless ones only, it's $3333.33 or 66.67 KNUs.
A fully clothed average photo of THE TOE is worth over 10x of Kayla's nudes.
Just like being tested 10x cutoff.

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I easily count 80 people in that photo and there could easily be another 20 that we can't see. I think the math should be revised for 100 attendees. I believe the ANU has been greatly undervalued.

 

[ShinyStar]

It's hilarious how this stupid retard thinks when he goes off camera for over 30 fucking times and suddenly comes back with an obviously depeened nitrous voice and nodding off and drooling on himself, that he is somehow conning anyone.

Dude, we ALL know what you're doing.

You are not fooling ANYONE.

It would be typical Nick behavior to be doing this deliberately. Just the same as dropping hints about his Jamaican cuck resort exploits, he wanted the “cool” people in the audience to know, and revel in breaking those boundaries.

Why is he persisting in getting fucked up on stream? I think he’s trying to recapture the magic of when he had 100k viewers and money rolling in, for being sloshed on whiskey. He can’t stream sober, there’s no point!

He also “owns the haydurs” by flaunting non compliance with the government, and is betting (probably correctly) that it doesn’t make any difference.

Additionally, Nick doesn't care about the truth, he cares about what you can prove. Is it true that he's huffing nitrous? Not until it shows up on a tox screen! Checkmate, haters! Nitrous doesn't ever show up on a tox screen.

Publicly flaunting his drug use gives him a sense of superiority and power. Yes, I'm breaking my parole, but what are you going to do about it, hmm?

He's smarter than the people who don't clock what's going on, popular with those who clock it but think it's cool, and more powerful than those who disapprove but can't do anything to stop him.