"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[paperwork]

But fuck it.

ok it sounds like you're taking this a lot more seriously than I am so I'll simmer down but "consent" is complicated - verbal consent is not authoritative, I've known girls that say yes when their eyes say no and the other way around, every person is different and every interaction is different and even an interaction with the same person day to day can change, especially with young women.

I'm just not sure what you expect from me. there's been times when I have expressly and enthusiastically given verbal consent, there's times when I haven't, there's times when I have but wasn't sure, there's been times when I've gotten it right and another time wrong with the same partner. the important part is that you don't hang all your hopes on one encounter and that when an encounter doesn't go the way you were hoping or expecting that you're human enough to roll with it, learn from it and grow as a person. every encounter - good, bad, dry, wet - changes you, the worst thing you can do is be stubborn to that change and resist it.

if you don't mind me asking, ballpark figure, how old are you?

anyway, thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

 

[Detective Carey]

That's just life every now and then man. Sometimes dudes wanna bang chicks and bounce, and vice versa albeit if it bit less common. It's rough and honestly a bit scary to open up to someone and go there, but if you don't take that leap: you run the risk of being stuck in this stupid instant gratification cycle popular culture foists upon us.

I say just put it all out there on the line when you get close enough to feel comfortable taking that shot. Instead of rolling with it/giving into the heat of the moment and figuring out what happens later, just tell em yo can we talk real quick? I'm into X but not into Y.

There's way too much implied and assumed mind reading going on when it comes to relationships IMO, and people end up stuck in these cycles of making wild ass assumptions about each other, instead of ever just talking it out because wow that's awkward.

I'm not saying to sit them down and do a cringe dual body cam situation where you both capture each other's consent before anything untoward occurs, just talk first. Have ya even talked to this person you're trying to seduce?

Not only can you sort the wheat from the chaff in regards to your own personal preferences, it's a good screen for fucking psychos looking to harm/take advantage of you. If they can't have a simple conversation about hey are we serious or not or hey I like X but will not bend on Y, I mean that's your fucking red flag already ain't it?

 

[LiquidKid]

Regarding galaxy gas, whippets, Rekieta:

THE seminal video for dudes replacing the oxygen in their lungs with anything else

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Jump to the 3:00 mark to skip the guys talking inside the McDonalds

Okay. I have an insane vocal range and can easy get my voice from as high as Smorky to as deep as this dude in Galaxy gas in a single sentence without taking a breath. Now I wonder how many people in voice calls with me have assumed I was doing this stuff.

 

[northstar747]

ok it sounds like you're taking this a lot more seriously than I am so I'll simmer down but "consent" is complicated

Thats why nulls chat was talking about vibe, but null was right about saber spark, but get verbal consent wouldnt slove his problem because at the end of the day she s a teenager not knowing what she wants and confused about why she s into him

if you don't mind me asking, ballpark figure, how old are you

Oh I m Gen X born to watch the world burn in nuclear fire and came of age during 1990s

 

[paperwork]

Oh I m Gen X born to watch the world burn in nuclear fire and came of age during 1990s

birds of a feather, friend.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Why did this thread turn into incel dating/ hookup advice and debate thread? Did I miss something major on the last show?

The Arby's incident came up again.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Everyone should know that the best way to deal with this is to walk up to a woman you don't know, say "Hello, you absolute legend. I don't want to take up too much of your time, but I just wanna say, that I think you're really, really cute." And then walk away from her when she replies to you.

Surefire way to avoid any possibility of a consent accident.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Why did this thread turn into incel dating/ hookup advice and debate thread? Did I miss something major on the last show?

Because for some Kiwis, everywhere they go, they must rape.
Also, if this argument continues on to the point of being a meme then Josh should open up his next stream with this song overlayed ontop of a SaberSpark video.

 

[Red_Cap]

at the end of the day she s a teenager not knowing what she wants and confused about why she s into him

The Sexual Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Rumble has been down for a few days now. what happen?

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Rumble has been down for a few days now. what happen?

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

I've never asked "may i have sex with you?" to a woman I have had sex with. If a man and a woman are both not autistic, the signs that sex is on the table and in the cards are almost always obvious. If you're unsure, err on the side of caution and don't go for it. If you're autistic, ask explicitly if you can have sex because you're socially retarded and may be committing a rape.

This is an autistic vs non autistic debate.

I do think I will give my girl a firm handshake after our next romp in the hay because that is very funny.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

I sentence you to 4 pages of really shitty sexual advice.

 

[DavidS877]

Surefire way to avoid any possibility of a consent accident.

I've found being ugly, fat, poor, and probably autistic also removes any possibility.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I don't think walking up to anyone and saying "wanna fuck?" is gonna get you anything other than getting looked at weird at best or getting fucking decked in the face at second best in a lot of cases.

I can't help but think of that old boomer job hunting advice greentext that I'm not going to bother to look for. "Just walk right in, look 'em square in the eye, and give 'em a firm handshake!" But the "Wanna fuck" line comes into play during "the heat of the moment."

 

[Wilson The Ball]

Maybe it's my abominable moid brain and I should read more of the Man-Hate thread, but I don't understand why that girl didn't go to the police. Okay, it happens and you're scared afterwards. Makes sense. You didn't want it, but it happened. But you then go back and proceed to do it multiple times

 

[waffle]

Ive got to chime in on team "just don't have casual sex". There's nothing wrong with verbally asking for consent, you don't have to sound like the biggest fucking nerd on the planet when you do it - but I don't think it's going to be all that effective.

The girl in this story would come back and cry rape nomater what because, like Null said, what she's really mad about is not getting jn a relationship. She's already telling the story in a way that unreasonably minimizes all the things she did to show consent, a verbal question would just be one more detail that she brushes off with some line about how she's basically just a kid and didn't feel free to say no. I don't think that detail with nothing else being different would change what side anyone's on.

The real moral of the story is that doing the Casanova thing where you dangle a relationship you have no intention of actually having over a woman to get her to fuck pretty much always goes bad.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Ive got to chime in on team "just don't have casual sex". There's nothing wrong with verbally asking for consent, you don't have to sound like the biggest fucking nerd on the planet when you do it - but I don't think it's going to be all that effective.

The girl in this story would come back and cry rape nomater what because, like Null said, what she's really mad about is not getting jn a relationship. She's already telling the story in a way that unreasonably minimizes all the things she did to show consent, a verbal question would just be one more detail that she brushes off with some line about how she's basically just a kid and didn't feel free to say no. I don't think that detail with nothing else being different would change what side anyone's on.

The real moral of the story is that doing the Casanova thing where you dangle a relationship you have no intention of actually having over a woman to get her to fuck pretty much always goes bad.

Meanwhile, the pajeet being dragged into a cop car: HOW CAN SHE SAY I RAPE?!?!? SHE SHOW CLEAVAGE! SHE LOOK ME IN EYE! SHE CONSENTING!

 

[National Defense Advocate]

The Final Solution to the NormalFag question.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Sure, you wont go jail, but say goodbye to a fulfilling sex life and your wife cucking you.