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HEY TARDSKI STOP EATING ON STREAM YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
The funny part about this is that a year or so ago, on the stream where Clapski and PPP were making fun of Ralph for eating chips on stream, Clapski himself specifically remarked how disgusting and gross it was that Ralph intentionally chewed his “Mexican Doritos” into his mic.

Fast forward to present day and Clapski is not only smacking his jowls into the mic, but I notice in some clips that he’s eating pasta or some kind of similar “wet/moist food” (stir fry?). So he’s stirring around the pasta and making wet gushy squirshy noises into the mic with his food, then he chews into the mic and speaks with his mouth half full of food. He doesn’t know what the mute button is, I guess.

I also find that fascinating because contrast that with PPP, who as far as I know, rarely eats on stream anymore. To be fair, PPP has a “I’m here punchin the clock” approach where he does his 3-4 hours and taps out, meanwhile Warski does 6-8 hours because he has to do Andy Warski’s Friendship Simulator Gaming Hour with Joey Beiser after PPP logs off.
 
"He should have taken a few weeks off and gone on vacation and not streamed for weeks instead of adding this on to the end of the video"
Nice take PPP, thank god Camaron has work ethic unlike you and andy
 

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The funny part about this is that a year or so ago, on the stream where Clapski and PPP were making fun of Ralph for eating chips on stream, Clapski himself specifically remarked how disgusting and gross it was that Ralph intentionally chewed his “Mexican Doritos” into his mic.

Fast forward to present day and Clapski is not only smacking his jowls into the mic, but I notice in some clips that he’s eating pasta or some kind of similar “wet/moist food” (stir fry?). So he’s stirring around the pasta and making wet gushy squirshy noises into the mic with his food, then he chews into the mic and speaks with his mouth half full of food. He doesn’t know what the mute button is, I guess.

I also find that fascinating because contrast that with PPP, who as far as I know, rarely eats on stream anymore. To be fair, PPP has a “I’m here punchin the clock” approach where he does his 3-4 hours and taps out, meanwhile Warski does 6-8 hours because he has to do Andy Warski’s Friendship Simulator Gaming Hour with Joey Beiser after PPP logs off.
PPP is much more talented than Warski and actually has/had some good political takes when he tries. He has to actively dumb himself down to do the Kino Casino with tardski but nonetheless he still has good things to contribute.
Warski contributes the “laugh track” but that’s about it lol.
 
PPP is much more talented than Warski and actually has/had some good political takes when he tries. He has to actively dumb himself down to do the Kino Casino with tardski but nonetheless he still has good things to contribute.
Warski contributes the “laugh track” but that’s about it lol.
There's a reason why PPP tried to snake Warski after the boxed wine debacle / Tardski throwing the Pedmenco interview and wanted to replace him with Godwinson.

Turns out Godwinson is an even bigger fuck up Failson than Warski.
 
Turns out Godwinson is an even bigger fuck up Failson than Warski.

I don't know if I'd go that far. It's just that somehow Warski's the only person PPP's ever met who can figure out how to use OBS.
 
Part of PPPs dynamic with Tardski is that the latter doesn't really challenge the former for the position of "The Smart One" which I think PPP probably likes as everyone can clearly also see it without needing much, if any convincing. There have very defined roles when it comes to that. He had a similar dynamic when he was with his former wrangler, Surfer, but Surfer isn't stupid, just a bit nutty.

Tardski being a good OBS gimp along with having a small stable of donation slaves are his primary actionable uses for PPP; for Surfer it was keeping a roof over his head and cleaning the Burger King shits off of the toilet seat. When it comes to being the star of the show though, in terms of material, PPP gets to be front and centre, undisputed. Surfer was never half of the show though, he was the zany side character akin to Seinfeld's Kramer; Tardski is half of the show in a similar way that Opie was on The Opie & Anthony Show: the guy who wasn't very funny, did more of the technical things for the show, had a significant portion of the audience that didn't respect or find him enjoyable, and who hit the soundboard too much.
 
So they spent over an hour watching one of Phil's boring podcasts which could have been summed up in 5 minutes, but didn't cover his funny meltdown over KCD2? What are these guys doing.
They did, to a point where Warski was getting physically angry that his game was getting made fun of.
Didn't these guys say that they would play games to "compete" with DSP when he was doing his marathon? Sounds like a funny idea, especially if they play the same game DSP is playing.
Listening to this really sheds light on Ashtons (PPP) lack of integrity in his criticisms of Nicholas J. Fuentes.
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That was a pretty good rant, actually. Shame he's still a gay twink loving pedo enabler and a fed plant.
 
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Gabe Hoffman (the producer of An Open Secret) is allegedly a major ‘behind the scenes’ donater to KinoGamingCasino.

The hypocrisy in Ashton (PPP) is fascinating to observe, particularly considering he is known for pointing out others hypocrisy.
Mate, he gives them at most $20 once in streams. He was a smaller paypig than Vickers who would give $50 or Eric July.

There's a reason why PPP tried to snake Warski after the boxed wine debacle / Tardski throwing the Pedmenco interview and wanted to replace him with Godwinson.

Turns out Godwinson is an even bigger fuck up Failson than Warski.
Major bullet dodged. Tardski is a tard that streamed CP but he has basic OBS know-how and even on drugs he can keep a schedule.
Godwinson has none of that and he's Bri'ish. How many failed endeavours has he been in? He can't get a university degree despite being born to some posh baronet family, he can't run that nightclub, he abandoned his girlfriend he allegedly got pregnant, where's vaushmas? He can't hold a job and bitched about having to wash his boss' car. Vaushmas will come after Nick Rekieta delivers the 5k LOCALS gift.

Tard > bong
 
Major bullet dodged. Tardski is a tard that streamed CP but he has basic OBS know-how and even on drugs he can keep a schedule.
Godwinson has none of that and he's Bri'ish. How many failed endeavours has he been in? He can't get a university degree despite being born to some posh baronet family, he can't run that nightclub, he abandoned his girlfriend he allegedly got pregnant, where's vaushmas? He can't hold a job and bitched about having to wash his boss' car. Vaushmas will come after Nick Rekieta delivers the 5k LOCALS gift.
It really is a shame Godwinson crashed out because of Elaine. Him reacting to shit Kino Dogme 2007 style was unironically great before he involved her and the writers room (who funnily enough ran then Casino with PPP while warski was in "Rehab" during the Box Wine debacle)
 
Tardski is half of the show in a similar way that Opie was on The Opie & Anthony Show: the guy who wasn't very funny, did more of the technical things for the show, had a significant portion of the audience that didn't respect or find him enjoyable, and who hit the soundboard too much.
Hopefully PPP doesn't end up like Anthony Cumia, a friendless pedophile who hooks up with trannys and obsesses over niggers on Twitter every hour.
 
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I find it amusing Andy still throws out the "i was at the gym" or "my gym playlist" lines. He looks and is built like a guy who does nothing but play video games off camera. At least PPP is honest and admits he's on the 7 bag of Lay's diet openly.
100% what Warski means by "at the gym" is like an hour a week lifting baby weights with a super basic regime. Plenty of guys think that just spending time at the gym doing basically nothing is a good workout.
 
PPP is solidifying his eventual downfall with Andy. I’ve seen it happen time and time again with just about anyone who associates with Andy. The only one who got out immediately was a youtube commentator who did maybe like 2 days guest co-host after JF left, and that guy realized how retarded Andy is and left too.
 
PPP is solidifying his eventual downfall with Andy. I’ve seen it happen time and time again with just about anyone who associates with Andy. The only one who got out immediately was a youtube commentator who did maybe like 2 days guest co-host after JF left, and that guy realized how retarded Andy is and left too.
It will end with PPP dropping Surfer off in the Canadian Woods

The Alberta Wine Moms will Avenge/Martyr Surfer.
 
It will end with PPP dropping Surfer off in the Canadian Woods

The Alberta Wine Moms will Avenge/Martyr Surfer.
I'm imagining a distracted Surfer wandering around a national park as PPP tearfully drives off on his extra wide mobility scooter. "We'll always have the electric toothbrush review there, buddy."
 
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