Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
On that point...

I submitted it to Community Happenings, but then I self-deleted my CH like 15 minutes later because I began to feel bad when I stepped out to smoke a cigarette. It's not even really much of a happening, I guess.

God help me, I did laugh pretty hard at some of them though. I mainly see it as a swipe against Nick and some of the other characters in this thing.
It's best not to feature it because then all the thread visitors and off-site alogs are going to flock to the obituary and post shit until it gets swept, and we'll get blamed for it. It's better to just archive the funny stuff here for us to laugh at. I do hope somebody buys the hardcover book with all the funny pictures and posts in it, but I'm not paying $70 for that. Hopefully one of the people that buys or collects sektur memorabilia gets a copy.
 
So yeah, it is a classic drug, doesn't cause oxygen starvation (as it usually comes pre mixed with oxygen) and is not detectable because it has such a short half life no standard drug panel test looks for it, and it only has the voice lowering effect while the gas is in your lungs.
Incidentally, this means all the 34 FUCKING TIMES Nick went afk to huff nitrous, he literally came back still with nitrous in his lungs. The deep voice thing is also something nitrous lovers loved to do to make other nitrous lovers laugh, because on top of the deep voice, nitrous makes even the dumbest things seem hilarious.

Ask me how I know. Or actually don't. Let's just say it involves Dead shows.
 
People have defaced the obituary pages of way less deserving targets who didn't even have an online presence like Sandra Ralph, who was an abused old woman that Ralph treated like dogshit. So, I really don't give a fuck about what they do to CGoody as long as they don't post blatantly over the top shit that gets the whole thing swept.
As if it's not gonna get swept eventually, for sure, already. That's why I took the archive snapshot.

Thanks for the tipoff, BTW.
 
Checking various MN Statutes, Aaron would be hard-pressed to seek criminal charges for the dissemination of the letter. It's not a 626A.02 violation due to its original communication form being non-electronic. Its not criminal Invasion of Privacy, as that more focuses on Peeping Toms.
The best Aaron has in this specific instance is forms of common law invasion of privacy tort recognized by Minnesota courts.

Intrusion upon Seclusion:
This occurs when someone intentionally intrudes, physically or otherwise, upon the solitude or private affairs of another, and the intrusion would be highly offensive to a reasonable person. Photographing and disseminating a private letter without consent could qualify as an intrusion if the letter contained sensitive, non-public information. This is probably Aaron's best shot.
Publication of Private Facts:
This tort is committed when someone publicly discloses private facts about another person, the disclosure would be highly offensive to a reasonable person, and the information is not of legitimate public concern. Publishing a private letter online-especially if it contains intimate or sensitive details-can meet these criteria. Nick would likely chimp out with this one and countersue.
Appropriation of Name or Likeness:
This applies if Nick used April’s or Aaron’s name or likeness for his own benefit, such as for commercial purposes. Nick claims the letter was directly from Aaron, not the "AI" bullshit he spins with Supertips.gg. This is Aaron's personal property being used to sell Hackamania tickets. Nick would probably pretend a Newsworthiness Defense or De Minimis Use, claiming the letter wasn't the center stage selling point of the convention.

It's probable Aaron is going for a standard restraining order, but its worth checking out the civil liability possibilities.
It'll be interesting to see what Aaron's lawyer makes of the idea Nick thought he had permission to copy the original document and disseminate it uncontrollably.

I think it's as easy as advising NR's PO of the three threat(ish) tweets.
This is an interesting idea I overlooked,
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I don't particularly like the idea of anyone being trolled in death, but I'm fairly certain Cory would laugh. I firmly believe in an afterlife and that we take our sense of humor with us. Isn't laughter the best part of us?

He always loved a good fight. He hated the Farms but loved Metokur (odd contradiction). I choose to believe he is smiling at all of our mortal silliness.
I rather think none of this would have happened to Goody if he hadn't have Balldoguarded so goddamn hard after it was patently obviously Nick was going completely to shit. Like, after the release of the CHIPS report would have been a REALLY good time to stop. That's around the time Kurt wised up.

Same thing if he had passed sometime before late 2022.

I, admittedly, can understand why some people are not happy with him, even now. Nick is demonstrably vile, and Goody was extremely zealous in his defense of Nick in spite of that. Oftentimes absurdly so.
 
People have defaced the obituary pages of way less deserving targets who didn't even have an online presence like Sandra Ralph, who was an abused old woman that Ralph treated like dogshit. So, I really don't give a fuck about what they do to CGoody as long as they don't post blatantly over the top shit that gets the whole thing swept.
Memorials aren't for the person who died, they're for the people who lost the person that died. So they aren't doing anything "to" CGoody by fucking with his obituary page it's not like he can read it. That said there isn't anything really horrible on the page, if Cory was my brother or friend I'd either be baffled (with no context) or find it kind of funny (with context).
 
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I've been doing productive shit lately so I've been focused on that. I come back and see Nick is going around hanging out with a pedophile and proudly talking about that time he and his wife engaged in a disgusting sex den of drugs and debauchery where he, Aaron and April had some nasty cum eating RP.

Why the fuck is Kayla still with this dude? The money can't be that fucking good. I guarantee a public breakup and a Givesendgo campaign would give her far more stability than Crackeita can give her. This is why I think she earned those child endangerment charges because more importantly than anything, why would you fucking keep doing this shit? YOU HAVE FIVE KIDS! Every event you go to. Every chunk of white powder on your nose. Every time you get arrested. Every rumor about who's semen you ate or who ate yours will ruthlessly impact your kids at school.

Can you imagine having this big of a public crashout fuckup as your dad?
Can you imagine having a mom that's seemingly publicly okay with all of it?


Its not even in a Ethan Ralph 'deadbeat dad can't infect you with his retardation - you can kind of pretend he's not your father at school and slip under the radar' kind of way, but in a 'This nigga picks you up at school so all your friends can mock you and then You have to go home and pretend to respect him or else he'll starve you and huff computer duster off some $50 dollar prostitute's asscheeks' kind of way.
Is water not wet? Am I like in some upside down clown world? I am genuinely convinced Nick's deletion from this mortal coil would be the best outcome for his kids. Fuck I'm actually MATI. I'm going back to productive shit. God Damn.
 
Aaron would be hard-pressed to seek criminal charges for the dissemination of the letter
Its a copyright issue for the letter and 17 unauthorized uses of photographs.
The lawyer should just send an invoice asking for payment from Melton.

The HRO against Nick should be relatively simple based on the implied death threat.
 
That’s because you are in the wrong thread, that stuff goes in the Aaron thread. A good 900 of the pages in this thread are baldo worship btw. Also, you are comparing a lolcow-adjacent and otherwise dime a dozen online personality to a literal pedophile
@Gobermental Supervisor was specifically referencing this thread.
It´s quite normal to have spergs sperging out on their favorite lolcow's thread about the most inane things, I was just questioning if Aaron´s criticism here is clouding the thread.

Another problem with Aaron criticism is that WAY too much of it is wrapped up in that fat pedo fuck. It feels like 95% of the people who hate Aaron absolutely love Melton. Even Nick ended up going that route.
I dont know about 95%, it seems like most of the people that make fun of him here is because he is a homosexual swinger that let a fat homosexual pedophile embarrass his daughter to the point of the stepdad had to threaten the fat homosexual pedophile because this human excrement would do nothing, mainly because he was profiting over the feud. I think that´s pretty reprehensible on its own.
 
It´s quite normal to have spergs sperging out on their favorite lolcow's thread about the most inane things, I was just questioning if Aaron´s criticism here is clouding the thread.
If Nick would stop making Aaron the center of his universe then the guy would have faded into obscurity in about August of 2024.

But instead they just had AaronCon in Vegas where they met to pray to larger than live displays of Aaron's sexy selfies, drink beer from the fridge he cucked Nick with, read his love-letters to a stunned crowd of believers and try if they are the new Cinderella by fitting the wedding ring onto their micro penises.

Very weird behavior and Another win for the Toe.
 
Memorials aren't for the person who died, they're for the people who lost the person that died. So they aren't doing anything "to" CGoody by fucking with his obituary page it's not like he can read it. That said there isn't anything really horrible on the page, if Cory was my brother or friend I'd either be baffled (with no context) or find it kind of funny (with context).
A lot of the posts make CGoody out to be a better and more beloved person than he actually was, ironically. They mostly make fun of the person they're impersonating. The Ronnie Ralph one is probably my favorite because it's really only insulting to Ethan and it features the famous Ronnie photo.
 
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