Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
It's an age thing. When you're in your late teens/early twenties, women all chasing the alpha chad bad boy and have no interest in the boring low-income guy next door.

By the time you make your late 30's, there's no shortage of desperate women who are about to hit the wall, so they'll make a last ditch effort to settle for anybody who is clean, presentable and gainfully employed in an attempt to avoid spending the rest of their life as a childless cat woman.

Men who lived the incel lifestyle in their youth will often seek to exploit this new found desirability and plough as many as possible now they finally have the chance to do so.
i also saw a youtube video where a doctor explains, when women are on the pill, one of the side affects to a women's hormone chemistry is being attracted to feminine features, as opposed to more masculine features. and once off the pill, women get more attracted to masculine men then feminine men.


if this is the case, it explains why kayla chose rekeita. like all women on their 20s, kayla was most likely on the pill. as we know, nick rekieta is a soy beta male bitch. remember, kayla thought rekeita was gay when they first met. so it is that and the trust fund.

edit. added video.
 
If Nick would stop making Aaron the center of his universe then the guy would have faded into obscurity in about August of 2024.

But instead they just had AaronCon in Vegas where they met to pray to larger than live displays of Aaron's sexy selfies, drink beer from the fridge he cucked Nick with, read his love-letters to a stunned crowd of believers and try if they are the new Cinderella by fitting the wedding ring onto their micro penises.

Very weird behavior and Another win for the Toe.
Those faithful to the deity known as The Toe annually make their pilgrimage to the desert where they pay tithes to MAPton, High Priest of The Toe, and perform the ancient rituals in worship of their god.

It's a far more gay and retarded religion than that practiced by the Marines:
 
I've been doing productive shit lately so I've been focused on that. I come back and see Nick is going around hanging out with a pedophile and proudly talking about that time he and his wife engaged in a disgusting sex den of drugs and debauchery where he, Aaron and April had some nasty cum eating RP.

Why the fuck is Kayla still with this dude? The money can't be that fucking good. I guarantee a public breakup and a Givesendgo campaign would give her far more stability than Crackeita can give her. This is why I think she earned those child endangerment charges because more importantly than anything, why would you fucking keep doing this shit? YOU HAVE FIVE KIDS! Every event you go to. Every chunk of white powder on your nose. Every time you get arrested. Every rumor about who's semen you ate or who ate yours will ruthlessly impact your kids at school.

Can you imagine having this big of a public crashout fuckup as your dad?
Can you imagine having a mom that's seemingly publicly okay with all of it?


Its not even in a Ethan Ralph 'deadbeat dad can't infect you with his retardation - you can kind of pretend he's not your father at school and slip under the radar' kind of way, but in a 'This nigga picks you up at school so all your friends can mock you and then You have to go home and pretend to respect him or else he'll starve you and huff computer duster off some $50 dollar prostitute's asscheeks' kind of way.
Is water not wet? Am I like in some upside down clown world? I am genuinely convinced Nick's deletion from this mortal coil would be the best outcome for his kids. Fuck I'm actually MATI. I'm going back to productive shit. God Damn.
It can not be reiterated enough: Kayla. Will. Not. Leave. People have been theorycrafting and predicting it for years, and it is just simply not going to happen. If she leaves, she'll have to actually start being an adult and a mother. She'll have to do things. She'll have to get a job and be responsible for the first time in her adult life. She currently gets to spend her days taking a mixture of benzodiazepines, CBD bullshit, and other stuff while watching Star Trek, playing Star Trek mobile games, and playing with FUCKING LEGOS as a woman who is like 40 or so. She's the sixth Rekieta child. Kayla is the actual eldest Rekieta child. She has no work experience and has an abysmal reputation thanks to the antics of her and Nick. She's not leaving. She's also not going to do as well in a divorce as people think. The only thing that would make her change her life is if Nick manages to kill himself or go to jail for a substantial amount of time.
 
This is an interesting idea I overlooked,
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Again, the more I read this unhinged shit, the more I am convinced that he is either:

1. Simply completely unhinged over losing his gay lover
or
2. Thinks Aaron is MNPR.

#2 is based on the fact that MNPR has caused him the most reputational damage, and is the ONLY person that he has named in TWO shower calls to Null seeking specific deletion of material here. First it was the CHIPS report, and then it was the reveal that April lives close by.

I do not believe either put his family in danger, but I believe Nick might have convinced himself that it did.

Meanwhile, Aaron himself didn't really do a whole hell of a lot to put Nick e-career in the grave, if you really think about it. Nor do I think he's put Nick or his family in danger also.

Its a copyright issue for the letter and 17 unauthorized uses of photographs.
The lawyer should just send an invoice asking for payment from Melton.

The HRO against Nick should be relatively simple based on the implied death threat.
I think we should hold off on speculating what this is about, or if it's anything, for a little bit. Aaron has a big mouth, so he'll probably mention it on the next STMS. And if not, we'll know soon if legal paperwork is filed.

I could be anything, really. Or even absolutely nothing.

I dont know about 95%, it seems like most of the people that make fun of him here is because he is a homosexual swinger that let a fat homosexual pedophile embarrass his daughter to the point of the stepdad had to threaten the fat homosexual pedophile because this human excrement would do nothing, mainly because he was profiting over the feud. I think that´s pretty reprehensible on its own.
Well, here, yeah. I am talking about the broader Internet though. KF has had relatively sane criticism of Aaron. Elsewhere, not so much. And a disturbing amount of it revolves around that fat homosexual pedophile.

Indeed, I argued months ago if you wanted to really criticize Aaron for anything, it would be for what you just said. As well as offering to box at Hackamania (thus profiting Melton). Unfortunately, the main critics in Aaron's thread consists of BG, and like 4 open Meltonites. So that ain't gonna happen. The Meltonites would first have to concede that Melton is scum. Coach license it is then! Ugh.

If Nick would stop making Aaron the center of his universe then the guy would have faded into obscurity in about August of 2024.
If Nick would get off the goddamned Internet, this thread would slow to a crawl, nobody would have much to talk about, and we wouldn't be on track to hit 9,000 pages by the end of the month.

He comes back, and this thread picks up steam again. It's unstoppable force vs. unmovable object at this point.

I imagine the BMJ people are hoping Nick dies in some freak accident at this point.
 
He is undoubtedly still in love with him... that´s pretty obvious. The most explicit displays of sexual conduct in the qover were made between Aaron and Nick.
I don't think he fundamentally understands this. He's all aboard the "HAHA, Aaron licked my cum!!" train, but is so consumed with hating Aaron, he doesn't quite get the obvious implications that go along with it.

There is no scenario where actively involving another man with your baby gravy isn't mega gay. Even if Coke Rekieta was the bull of all bulls, and Aaron was the cuck of all cucks, Nick derived carnal pleasure form another man. The fact he's so gleeful about it is as homo as it gets. Much more than Aaron actually doing it since Nick has been emanating spurned lover aura for a year now. If we could go back in time 2 years ago, I'd suspect Aaron would pass on the homo life whereas I'm certain Nick would do it all over again. Probably even more homo.

In conclusion, shit is gayer than aids.
 
Imagine going to NAMBLA convention when it's the same fucking shit the host can't shut up about on stream.
These people's idea of fun is just talking about 1 single guy for HOURS
This crowd of podcasters is bizarre. Karl, Dick, all of them just obsess over one guy for a dozen hours a week and then do crossovers and live events
 
My apologies in advance if this has already been stated.

This is the ebidance??? Am I supposed to believe that Ape wrote this shit??? Not for one second. It's clear that Nick wrote this. NLOambla in on this as well. They think in their cesspool of a mind that by using an AI Ape, it clears them of any wrongdoing i.e. digital trespassing on Aaron's google account.

These people are truly a sight to behold. 🎩
 
It can not be reiterated enough: Kayla. Will. Not. Leave.
At the this point, the only ways I think Kayla separates from Nick is either with Nick's death of an overdose or she's in a body bag.
1. Simply completely unhinged over losing his gay lover
I do think Nick's rage has the flavor of "resentful ex" but I think it triggers his narc rage too, and the combination together is what makes it truly obsessive and unhinged. Nick's history of relationships pretty consistently involves cultivating relationships that subordinate people and makes them dependent on him. Nick never gets so angry as when the people he thought were his "friends" (read: little puppets) turn on him.

Qover Aaron was like the pinnacle of Nick's dominance over one man. Aaron was supposed to be Nick's little butt-boy sex slave who depends on him to get views, eats Nick's goo, and hands Nick his wife like a good little cuck. Nick cannot handle that such a man abandoned him and openly mocks him. Nick hates being criticized by his "lessers" the most.
I imagine the BMJ people are hoping Nick dies in some freak accident at this point.
Honestly, it might be iDubbz and Anisa's year this time around.
 
She'll have to get a job and be responsible for the first time in her adult life. She currently gets to spend her days taking a mixture of benzodiazepines, CBD bullshit, and other stuff while watching Star Trek, playing Star Trek mobile games, and playing with FUCKING LEGOS as a woman who is like 40 or so. She's the sixth Rekieta child.
I honestly think part of the whole requirement for Nick getting that bag. Get married, having an advanced degree, and having kids. That’s why Kayla is sticking around and putting up with all of Nick’s shit. She knows where the hand feeding her is and is content knowing she has money and a place to watch Star Trek, nothing else. That’s why Kayla feels like a third absent wheel in everything. She’s that disconnected and content.
 
I imagine the BMJ people are hoping Nick dies in some freak accident at this point.
Honestly I can't blame them. I'm starting to come around to the recent speculation that Nick was embezzling from his bank job simply because of how easily he's stolen LOTY from Bossman twice in a row.
 
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