Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Oh absolutely. If Andy were my blood he'd have been dealt with pretty early in some way, and I say that because one of my grandmother's sisters had a kid like him. Once it was clear how uncontrollable he was going to be for the duration of his life and it was clear there was no improvement to be had, they had him sent to a state hospital and that's where he lived for the rest of his fucking days.

Granted Andy deserves jail not a state hospital, but in the 50's it was the more horrible option anyway.

State hospitals are more horrible options than jail to this day.

They are truly not a place you want to end up at
 
So he's a weird case because he isn't autistic, but he is absolutely low intelligence and they mimic one another when it comes to symptoms. His social awkwardness, flat affect, inability to control his emotions, childishness, and his lack of attachment to other people in an emotional way looks like autism at first, but when it comes down to it Andy isn't autistic he's literally just stupid and mean.

For first responders and caregivers and hospital staff, it's this massive legal liability they just don't want to fuck too hard with because it could risk their jobs and they know it. The truth is they deal with people like Andy every fucking day, and there are a lot of shitty people out there just like him. The only difference is that Andy self-documents like it's his fucking job so folks outside of healthcare get to see that shit for once.

Someone just needs to have the guts to put that he is a plain malingerer in his chart and that would seal his fate for all time in the medical world.
 
Someone just needs to have the guts to put that he is a plain malingerer in his chart and that would seal his fate for all time in the medical world.

Or just one brave Upstate New York A-logger in a balaclava to push him down whatever Buffalo or Tonawanda's equivalent of the "Exorcist Steps" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcist_steps) is.

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It sounded to me like he was gloating that, despite the hospital/various medical and care centers having sent him thousands of dollars in bills, he doesn’t have “liability” and his not paying will be “justice served?”
Imagine if he gets Al Caponed for not paying the hospital fees?
 
I''m surprised nobody has even pointed out that weird horror clown shirt he's wearing

I like to think it was a tactical decision to look edgy. Would a man wearing such a scary clown shirt pay his bills or bow down to trolls? I dont think so!

(nobody shatter my fantasy by pointing out it's just something from Goodwill that would fit his sasquatch frame)
 
I''m surprised nobody has even pointed out that weird horror clown shirt he's wearing

I like to think it was a tactical decision to look edgy. Would a man wearing such a scary clown shirt pay his bills or bow down to trolls? I dont think so!

(nobody shatter my fantasy by pointing out it's just something from Goodwill that would fit his sasquatch frame)
He has worn the shirt before and the irony was not lost on a single soul.
 
So he's a weird case because he isn't autistic, but he is absolutely low intelligence and they mimic one another when it comes to symptoms. His social awkwardness, flat affect, inability to control his emotions, childishness, and his lack of attachment to other people in an emotional way looks like autism at first, but when it comes down to it Andy isn't autistic he's literally just stupid and mean.
Sounds a lot like schizoaffective disorder tbh.
 
so andy is keered of crossing the street but not keered about the band shirt he wears having a picture of a knife going thru a head? lol.
i hope if he tries to go to a concert again someone recognizes him and calls him out for being covered in his own shit

edit: after a viewing of a recent squatch watch episode i have realized that isn't a knife, but it's a clown. which is like 10x scarier. lmao
 
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I saw this on Reddit and of course, we all know that Andrew DOESN'T have autism...but the question that these idiots aren't asking is, Why is Andrew STILL BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY ROYAL AND WHY IS ANDREW STILL AT THAT HOUSE??? Does anybody know or have a clue why Andrew is still at that house in Erie, that's the one question that no one on Reddit is trying to figure out... And from what I hear Royal healthcare does not specialize in schizoaffective disorder.
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I saw this on Reddit and of course, we all know that Andrew DOESN'T have autism...but the question that these idiots aren't asking is, Why is Andrew STILL BEING TAKEN CARE OF BY ROYAL AND WHY IS ANDREW STILL AT THAT HOUSE??? Does anybody know or have a clue why Andrew is still at that house in Erie, that's the one question that no one on Reddit is trying to figure out... And from what I hear Royal healthcare does not specialize in schizoaffective disorder.

Leave it to the geniuses on Reddit to argue with a man named 'CumFilledRetard'
 
Andy dropped a new video, claiming that he's getting justice because the hospitals that said he fake are getting fined... or something? Its hard to follow what he's talking about.
He's also moved from having the head phones to wearing two sets of glasses.

His greatest concern about his mother dying is to prove he has autism and to make his father's life a living hell some more? I'm glad they sent him away. I hope Joe and Tom live long lives absent Andy.
 
Leave it to the geniuses on Reddit to argue with a man named 'CumFilledRetard'
In all fairness, I have also seen people on the Farms with weird names. Many, many.
His greatest concern about his mother dying is to prove he has autism and to make his father's life a living hell some more?
He's a narcissistic bastard. Not empathizing may be a sign of autism, but it's just as much of a sign of NPD. Right up there with manipulating and putting yourself on a pedestal.
 
Is that the definitive answer, that he seems very mentally ill so he gets free housing and aides to wipe his ass???? That right there is seriously unfair as hell, After everything he's done, he got everything he wanted???
It's okay. I bet that there's a kiwi out there willing to wipe your ass too. Just to make things fair.
 
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