Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Goochmaster5000 said:
Is that the definitive answer, that he seems very mentally ill so he gets free housing and aides to wipe his ass???? That right there is seriously unfair as hell, After everything he's done, he got everything he wanted???
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Let me ask you a question: Do you want Andrew Ditch anywhere fucking close to regular people or circumstances? I'm glad he is where he is. Having people watch that psychopath is exactly what the world needs. In a perfect world he'd just be in prison or euthanized but he somehow won the schizo lottery and is going through life largely unopposed. I've been waiting for the day he actually gets a Daniel Larson or Cyraxx tier trolling effort. He's somehow avoided the normal terminally online people wanting to fuck with lolcows and the only ones wanting to a-log him are actual retards.
 
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Sounds like he managed to cancel his Social Security and medical insurance at some point. If he did then he might be liable for the bills since it was willingly canceled. They even warned him of this before. I think it's possible that he puts his dad's name on all his paperwork as being his guardian, which is probably illegal.
 
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A-Stump said:
Let me ask you a question: Do you want Andrew Ditch anywhere fucking close to regular people or circumstances? I'm glad he is where he is. Having people watch that psychopath is exactly what the world needs. In a perfect world he'd just be in prison or euthanized but he somehow won the schizo lottery and is going through life largely unopposed. I've been waiting for the day he actually gets a Daniel Larson or Cyraxx tier trolling effort. He's somehow avoided the normal terminally online people wanting to fuck with lolcows and the only ones wanting to a-log him are actual retards.
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Yup.
I bring up Jonathan Ross a lot, but I'm glad he ended up in a Psyche Ward away from the internet.
He's not working with kids anymore, he's medicated into the ground, and has tard wranglers ensuring his 70 IQ ass isn't going to do anything but spend time in a padded cell.
Andy's going to be passed around from hospital to group home, to hospital, and back to group home for the rest of his life. No one will hire him because of his record and his sanitation issues. He will have no friends due to his BO, manipulative attitude, and lack of empathy. The closest he'll have to a friend are care workers that are forced to deal with him. No woman would touch andy, he's nearly 40, has only 1 testicle, and will never have a family that loves him. His dad has 1 foot in the grave and his brothers want nothing to do with him.
Andy wanted to play ABDL for a career, and he got his wish but hasn't yet realized that it was a monkey's paw that granted it.
 
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A-Stump said:
Do you want Andrew Ditch anywhere fucking close to regular people or circumstances?
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To be fair, if he was around regular people all the time he would end up getting his ass beat sooner or later.

But maybe he'll eventually end up with a Somalian DEI social worker who will inadvertantly do the right thing. :story:
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
He will have no friends due to his BO, manipulative attitude, and lack of empathy.
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Well sure, he doesn't have "friends" but don't forget, he does have actual, literal conversation hostages!

I was just watching his video where he "reviews" several different diapers and at one point he openly admits to putting on a "baby-like" diaper with a cartoon giraffe on it "just to have some fun with his mailman"... you know, the guy whose job it is to walk from house to house and which Baby Amdy sometimes openly stalks by simply following the poor bastard around (recording the whole time of course) while he's on his route. The 300-lb shit-monster just drops that sentence out in the world and I had to sit there, thinking about what the poor fuck walked into on that day. Did Amdy simply giggle and flash the bastard as he approached the Ditch residence? Or did Amdy waddle after him for a few blocks talking his ear off about the pros and cons of "ABDL" versus "Medicaid" diapers and then drop trou at some point in the middle of his diatribe while this public servant looked on in horror?

These little nuggets that he puts out into the world are what makes me want to A-log him with a brick. In Minecraft, of course.

Edit: found it. Right here, maybe have to listen to about 30 seconds worth: https://youtu.be/l66kacfKEzw?t=683
 
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JumpingJackFash said:
Off topic but I was wondering what the next arc of the Andrew saga will be. Pedophile arc or will Andrew shock us all and troon out and start waddling about in shit stained sundresses and really bad wigs? Or perhaps both, pedo-troon arc
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He's already a pedophile. Didn't he have a kid in diapers as one of his wallpapers?
 
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on andy trooning out: it's just the most realistic scenario. think of it! he can now get away with anything easier by pulling the transphobe card, everyone will be too scared to fight. look at how many troons online are the spawner of drama in their respective communities, and how often they win!

inb4 andy becomes like pamperchu did and starts creeping around the local special school to find used princess themed diapers that fit him.
 
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JackingOffGeorgeLucas said:
inb4 andy becomes like pamperchu did and starts creeping around the local special school to find used princess themed diapers that fit him.
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Andy's Fansly era, complete with coprophilia, diaper play, ABDL and BDSM. A goatse-style spread as a first-time sub gift, rashes and hemorrhoids held behind tips. Renew subs can request a voice clip once a month, fetish-friendly. Tip $15 or more for a special, hands-on approach from Andy's Candy; babytawk, cwying, tantrum play and plenty more for the adventurous! Subscribe to Andy's Fansly now!
 
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Andy's Fansly era, complete with coprophilia, diaper play, ABDL and BDSM. A goatse-style spread as a first-time sub gift, rashes and hemorrhoids held behind tips. Renew subs can request a voice clip once a month, fetish-friendly. Tip $15 or more for a special, hands-on approach from Andy's Candy; babytawk, cwying, tantrum play and plenty more for the adventurous! Subscribe to Andy's Fansly now!
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I want you dead for making me imagine this.
 
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pooterino said:
Well sure, he doesn't have "friends" but don't forget, he does have actual, literal conversation hostages!

I was just watching his video where he "reviews" several different diapers and at one point he openly admits to putting on a "baby-like" diaper with a cartoon giraffe on it "just to have some fun with his mailman"... you know, the guy whose job it is to walk from house to house and which Baby Amdy sometimes openly stalks by simply following the poor bastard around (recording the whole time of course) while he's on his route.
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Honestly I think that mailman is the closest thing Andy has to a friend.
 
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Coily the Spring Sprite said:
Now this is an interesting video. Around 10 minutes in Andy tells a story about being molested by a male nurse. The nurse "gently petted my special area". He then ran screaming without a diaper, punched a teacher then broke her ribs with a kick. Then went to ECMC and told everyone "I had sex today". This is one of the stories that he gave up on over the years.
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He was probably asking the female nurses to, 'feel if he's wet,' but a male nurse did it instead.
 
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