🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Blue Gunty]

Anyone who deals with Ralph is getting backstabbed at some point or another so I guess I can call this a pre-emptive strike.

speaking of Linx appears to have leaked DMs, unless this is fake considering the source.


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[HackerX]

speaking of Linx appears to have leaked DMs, unless this is fake considering the source.
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"There's a term in wrestling called going into business for yourself." LOL.

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

It's hilarious how he starts the stream relatively sober, then just spirals down the toilet. He's been looping about the fake Harry Morris in the chat for over half an hour. Slurring, jumbling words, calling his ex a fucking cunt. It's actually kino. My favorite part of his streams is when he begs everyone to hit the like button, that's when I hit the dislike.

Edit: at 4:33 openly threatens Harry and his family, says they better hope he never has nothing to loose. Repeats it again. Says he isn't joking. Repeats it again.

I can't clip it at work, hopefully someone else does.

 

[HackerX]

It's hilarious how he starts the stream relatively sober, then just spirals down the toilet. He's been looping about the fake Harry Morris in the chat for over half an hour. Slurring, jumbling words, calling his ex a fucking cunt. It's actually kino. My favorite part of his streams is when he begs everyone to hit the like button, that's when I hit the dislike.

My favorite part is when he fucked up his microphone and had a robot voice. I'm absolutely shocked he managed to fix it relatively quickly.

 

[bookers]

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[Beavis]

JFC Ralph thinks he has anything to lose?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

JFC Ralph thinks he has anything to lose?

He does have that cowboy hat.

And his 3rd boob.

 

[Sloppa]

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Ah yes, the Rome trip photos, where he brought a 7 month old baby on an international flight, had a domestic incident, lost his plane ticket, lost his wife, threatened to call the police on his wife, lost his luggage while drunk, yelled his wife into submission, repurchased 3 tickets, lost a day of the trip, kept his 7 month old baby up all night in a cheap hotel room screaming into his phone at his daughter's grandfather about how he would never see his granddaughter and how he would make another child with his daughter purely to spite Harry Morris.

Truly a Golden Moment.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ah yes, the Rome trip photos, where he brought a 7 month old baby on an international flight, had a domestic incident, lost his plane ticket, lost his wife, threatened to call the police on his wife, lost his luggage while drunk, yelled his wife into submission, repurchased 3 tickets, lost a day of the trip, kept his 7 month old baby up all night in a cheap hotel room screaming into his phone at his daughter's grandfather about how he would never see his granddaughter and how he would make another child with his daughter purely to spite Harry Morris.

Truly a Golden Moment.

You forgot about the first day in Rome where Pantsu had to wait at the hotel all day with an infant while Ralph desperately doctor shopped around Rome until he found a doctor to prescribe him 30 Xanax so he wouldn’t start seizing to death in the eternal city.

They also had no clothes for the cold weather in Italy that time of year so were half-freezing until some cheap tourist garb more appropriate for the temp was obtained.

 

[lester]

Yeah, that luggage bit was pretty nuts.

- Trying to figure out what really was going on with Amanda and Rozy, talking to her mom, gets so excited calls an Uber and drives away from the bar. Leaving his luggage there with his expensive-ass camera and whatnot to be absconded with.

People, Amanda, always wonder..."where has the money gone Ralph?"
Well it seems he just keeps buying the same shit over and over again.

 

[MadStan]

Ah yes, the Rome trip photos, where he brought a 7 month old baby on an international flight, had a domestic incident, lost his plane ticket, lost his wife, threatened to call the police on his wife, lost his luggage while drunk, yelled his wife into submission, repurchased 3 tickets, lost a day of the trip, kept his 7 month old baby up all night in a cheap hotel room screaming into his phone at his daughter's grandfather about how he would never see his granddaughter and how he would make another child with his daughter purely to spite Harry Morris.

Truly a Golden Moment.

When you consider what happened in Lisbon and TJ...it actually was a fairly decent vacation by his standards.

 

[Sloppa]

Yeah, that luggage bit was pretty nuts.

Trying to figure out what really was going on with Amanda and Rozy, talking to her mom, gets so excited calls an Uber and drives away from the bar. Leaving his luggage there with his expensive ass camera and whatnot to be absconded with.

People, Amanda, always wonder..."where has the money gone Ralph?"
Well it seems he just keeps buying the shit over and over again.

He easily burned 10k on that disaster of a weekend. Probably the last reserves of the 2018 money.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He easily burned 10k on that disaster of a weekend. Probably the last reserves of the 2018 money.

No, those reserves had been gambled away long ago. The Rome trip was Ralph discovering he could get a $20k “stripe loan” thanks to his superchat payment processing income. Probably took him a year of giving 30% of every stream to stripe to pay it back. He got dumped by Cozy a few months later so maybe even longer.

 

[joebobmurphy]

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Does this look AI generated, or is it just me? Hardly matters, if it's real the zoned-out, disinterested look on his face says a lot. Pictures are worth a thousand tweets, Ralph.

 

[Pale Empress]

The rumor is that a few years ago he somehow lost access to an American bank account that had around $20k sitting in it. Variety of reasons there, maybe it was under Sandra's name or Evan's name. He's been open about not paying taxes and his credit is completely shot, he took out a bunch of loans and opened some credit cards using Amanda's name, any money he has is very small time and spread thin across various shit tier services.

He probably has around $5k squirreled away as a safety net, and that's generous.

 

[sufferhorse]

the way that linx bitch just laughed at him on stream with googley eye cambian. Thats gonna hurt tomorow.

 

[Jump]

He probably has around $5k squirreled away as a safety net, and that's generous.

He just had to beg some random twitter rapper for a bus ticket home from TJ.

Ralph thinks he can raise 5k because he made 600 tonight. I doubt Ralph even has $500 liquid.
Harry never has to worry about Ralph because Ralph can literally not afford to travel to NY.

 

[HackerX]

He just had to beg some random twitter rapper for a bus ticket home from TJ.

Can't forget he has to beg for free trolley rides and bananas either.

Ralph thinks he can raise 5k because he made 600 tonight. I doubt Ralph even has $500 liquid.

That $600 was inflated. There were several, several instances of repeat donations. I'd wager it's closer to $400, assuming the ones that came in before the PEELSTREAM were true n' honest. Still a big day for the Ralphamale though.

Harry never has to worry about Ralph because Ralph can literally not afford to travel to NY.

Afford? The sheer travel logistics would be a death dealer to the Ralphamale.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Harry Morris, in all his foot loving glory, is the greatest alog to ever live. He started by smashing that dumb fucking belt and now just torments Ralph by existing and doing what any normal person would do when cursed by a swine bloodline.

The best thing he ever did though was make Matthew Vickers look like a retard and a failure in comparison.

Happy Mother's Day everyone!

 

[Javelin Bee]

Harry Morris, in all his foot loving glory, is the greatest alog to ever live. He started by smashing that dumb fucking belt and now just torments Ralph by existing and doing what any normal person would do when cursed by a swine bloodline.

The best thing he ever did though was make Matthew Vickers look like a retard and a failure in comparison.

Happy Mother's Day everyone!

"We respect Mister Show Feet in this household!"