Pigtoad
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I doubt there is anything wrong with his tonsils. He's HIDING in shame. He will need more drugs and more alcohol to cope with yesterday.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Sloppa
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He's probably taking a general antibiotic for his throat and believes the mostly untrue myth about alcohol + antibiotics making your sick as a cope for his baby-tier tantrum of show.
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Wasn't Ralph legally prevented from posting pictures of The Little Guntmaid, or was that just Xander, or did that legal order time out?
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And yet, he courageously continues to stream through all the pain. All the sorrow.
Stream on Ralphy. Pour yourself another drink to get you through the hardship. Have a xanny too while you're at it. We all know you're the Ralphamale!
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We don't know. The speculation was there was a TRO in New York against Ralph mentioning Meigh or Rozy. That seems to possibly be up, but given Ralph's behavior since, it may not be for long.
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Aww, the pig learned a new word today, how cute!
Honestly, I'm just surprised he has enough braincells to learn new information at this point.
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Sloppa
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I adore PPP.
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lol Ralph frantically googling "what ailments can make it seem like u are on xanax"
He's gotta be running out of excuses at this point.
He's gotta be running out of excuses at this point.
Rage Pig
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The bitchmade coward took the pillstream down. It was Sandra from hell who forced the pills down his throat ifuwannaknowthetrouthaboutit!
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On one hand, I wouldn't have guessed in a million years today's excuse would be "delirium from tonsillitis with a lil' but of Mezcal. On the other, he only needs to convince his retarded paypigs and that excuse is as good as any. There's a million more I'm sure he can drum up. As long as it doesn't involve him overdoing pills, the paypigs don't care. Even that's debatable at this point. He could fuck their mothers and they'd still prolly donate if it meant being able to chat with the man on discord while watching him eat Chili's.
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He probably has throat cancer from sucking dirty gorl dick.
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Ralph long ago abandoned the hat with Harry who sold it on ebay for a tidy sum.
Yeah, the DVRO expired a couple weeks ago. I have a feeling that they might wait for him to become even more unhinged and use that towards having a more permanent solution. NAL so I couldn't even hazard a guess as to what that might be.
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Oh God. They're gonna hire a Mexican hitman???? Ralph noooooo.
He needs to flee further anyway; to a region where the exchange rate is a bit more favorable. What are the odds he's already broached the subject with Hunter? 99%?
Um...
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One of the more delicious tidbits of this multi-day slo mo car crash.
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The Duality of Gunt is truly something to behold.
Um...
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Ethan Ralph's Low IQ
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Tonsillitis does make your voice raspy and horse, but Ralph’s voice seemed fine last night. Tonsillitis does not make you call your wife a fucking cunt and promise to put a bullet in your FIL’s brain afaik, but Xanax and booze definitely has that effect on Ralph.
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It really is. It's one of those huge indicators that shows how insecure he is when it comes to getting caught in an embarrassing situation. He'll go on and on and on about how he's the Ralphamale and any woman would be lucky to get thumbed when he's by himself, but that image gets obliterated whenever another party leaks the ebidence. Ofc, he'll say they're a snake and all that, but Ralph has been doing the same shit his entire existence. Why he doesn't assume people will do the same, when they already have, is beyond me. The only explanation I've got is he's so lonely, impulsive, and under the influence, he doesn't care until it's already too late.
There's obviously a lil' extra extra when it involves a woman too, certainly fed by Ralph's misogyny. He can't tolerate embarrassment, but he kicks it into ragepig overdrive when it's a woman doing it. Ralph absolutely believes women were strictly put on this Earth to serve men, ESPECIALLY him. (Thanks Sandra!) When they do the opposite, it triggers something deep within Ralph.
My favorite part though is it always ends up hollerin' at Amanda Morris. On one hand, I feel bad for her. She absconded this mess years ago, and it's insane that he's STILL seething hard over it. Yeah, it's Ralph and that's what he does, but he refuses to progress through the "jilted ex" phase.
On the other, she did this to herself. Ralph wasn't a stable individual when they first met (or ever TBH) so it's not like this wasn't an expected possibility. Hell, she volunteered for the cause and joined in on shitting on Faith and her dad. During all that, I expressly thought she was worse than Ralph. She was gleeful when Ralph propped her up on stream to brag about Reroll. (I think they were doing this before they determined it was a girl too, which makes it all the more lol considering who Ralph is.) Amanda was willfully taunting Harreh Morris alongside Ralph. That he'd never see his granddaughter again. During all this, people were noticing how dirty her daughter was. People were watching the PEELSTREAM and Ralph yelling at the both of them, and Amanda did nothing. It took her WAYYYY too long to flee the pigpen.
The culprit? Tainted banana milk.