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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 322 92.5%

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Yeah, the DVRO expired a couple weeks ago. I have a feeling that they might wait for him to become even more unhinged and use that towards having a more permanent solution. NAL so I couldn't even hazard a guess as to what that might be.
Eventually "the problem" will sort itself out, but you don't want to warp a kid's formative years waiting on that.
 
I'm inclined to believe it though. The man somberly admitted to having to suck on many o' dude's bananas to make his way back. He probably got Mexican banana milk stuck in the back of this throat and everything got infected.
The Ralphafaggot arc is just getting started, too.
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:diddler:"Um suckin' dicks on multiple continents"
 
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Ralph, Amanda would rather disappear from da sektur than engage in a Xitter argument with you. She hasn't accused you because she knows it'll accomplish nothing. You'll do what you always do. Avoid accountability and shift the blame to someone else, like in this fucking post. You've even got a catchphrase for every time it happens. "As a mattah of facc, nahhw that I think about it, it was actually YEWWW who XYZ".

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https://archive.ph/OniKy (hehe, it looks like oinky)

Same thing here. Now it's far, far too much to ask Ralph to give up any of his vices, so there shouldn't be any expectation of him to stop smoking. He couldn't even be bothered to put the cigarette down or move it away so he's not blowing smoke into his infant's lungs. Ofc, this is May's fault again. That dumb bish.
 
Having to retread the spider bite and smoke blowing cope really shows his guilt.

Also the tonsillits post is hilarious. It takes me back to the Cozy streams where the chat would sweep for him saying he was just sick and had the flu. Odd how all these conditions Ralph comes down with produce the same slurring face rubbing symptoms eh?
 
Ralph absolutely believes women were strictly put on this Earth to serve men, ESPECIALLY him. (Thanks Sandra!) When they do the opposite, it triggers something deep within Ralph.
There is someone we are forgetting: Evan, Ralph spent much of his early life with Evan (yet Ralph has never said one word about him), Sandra may have done her best as a single mom, but Evan would have required most of her time and attention, leaving Ralph as the runt of the litter, legitimately feeling neglected.
Since Evan has Profound Cerebral Palsy (I think, am I wrong?), when he grew big enough for his mother to struggle lifting him, Sandra would be forced with the heart breaking dilemma of getting outside help or finding institutional care for Evan.


When Ralph would be in his early teens, Evan was probably admitted to a care home, Sandra probably visited every day, probably worked too, but for the first time in Ralph's life, he was the apple of Sandra's eye, she must have doted on him, for the misplaced guilt she felt about caring more for Evan over Ralph, she must have killed that piglet with kindness. God Bless the Woman, a single mom looking after two boys, one of them disabled, with a do-nothing lunatic ex-husband who (probably) abused one or both of her sons.

I think Ralph truly hates his step-brother, like how he hates Ronnie. Ronnie probably gave him the gunt by stabbing him (pure speculation but a good one), Evan stole his mommy from him. This may explain Ralph's strange 5 year old's mytho-poetic-Wrestling vision of the world, with Angelic E-Daddies who are never wrong, One designated Antagonist for every actor who must be locked in combat until good (ralph) wins, and women as this Harlot-Madonna figure who must be beaten into a Sandra shape through whining and Ralphy's self abuse until they pity him enough to change.

We don't talk about the Evan angle enough. Think of all the Grifts Ralph could run on behalf of Cerebral Palsy Charities, or livestreaming himself feeding his brother apple sauce?
 
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Ralph, Amanda would rather disappear from da sektur than engage in a Xitter argument with you. She hasn't accused you because she knows it'll accomplish nothing. You'll do what you always do. Avoid accountability and shift the blame to someone else, like in this fucking post. You've even got a catchphrase for every time it happens. "As a mattah of facc, nahhw that I think about it, it was actually YEWWW who XYZ".

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https://archive.ph/OniKy (hehe, it looks like oinky)

Same thing here. Now it's far, far too much to ask Ralph to give up any of his vices, so there shouldn't be any expectation of him to stop smoking. He couldn't even be bothered to put the cigarette down or move it away so he's not blowing smoke into his infant's lungs. Ofc, this is May's fault again. That dumb bish.
I believe Ralph never physically harmed Rozy because he rarely interacted with her and Pantsu had enough sense to keep the baby away when daddy was drunk, angry or blacked out (so most of his waking hours).

ETA: I take that back, as long as Ralph was a happy drunk or calm on Xanax or weed she’d let the baby be around him with her supervision. The “iconic” photo Ralph kept posting of him and the baby showed Daddy zonked on Xanax he finally managed to obtain and therefore tolerated the baby next to him.

But if Ralph had been left alone with Rozy to actually care for his daughter, with no Pantsu within earshot, that kid would have been a shaken baby statistic or cooked in the back of the truck.

Even good dads can find caring for an infant adifficult, but Ralph is the type of stereotypical idiot druggie dad you see on the local news because mom left the baby alone with him and returned to a baby permanently incapable of crying.

Pantsu at least seemed to have enough sense to recognize the danger and didn’t even trust Ralph to watch Rozy while she showered.


I love that Ralph tries to milk pity and worry out every woman he interacts with. “I almost died AND had a seizure” He really thinks this e-thot should react like his mommy to such news. Like this chick gives two fucks what happens to some gross old weirdo that drunkenly sends her horny DMs and declarations of love.

Sandra made Gunt think women are there to care for and coddle him while also enduring his abuse, mess and constant tantrums.
 
you could have watched and picked up 100 tax-free tips on how to not have a family
You'd have to be an absolute masochist to suffer through the boredom and dead air of the Guntstream for that when you can learn the same thing even better just by reading Null's posts here on the farms at your own leisure.
 
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