- Joined
- Feb 1, 2020
Ralph can't even fucking cope with an obviously fake Harry account, much less Harry himself. Every time fake Harry commented, it was Ralph looping over and over and over and over. "His wife left him with a bartender and left his kids", says the same man whose wife left him without the kid and whom he's currently complaining about taking his kids away from him. He's legitimately broken in the brain.Harry Morris, in all his foot loving glory, is the greatest alog to ever live. He started by smashing that dumb fucking belt and now just torments Ralph by existing and doing what any normal person would do when cursed by a swine bloodline.
It was also great whenever someone would superchat him with "Harry posted xyz" and Ralph would initially play it off like he was gonna ignore it. Only to immediately open it and spend another 30 minutes ranting at Harry again.
I deeply suspect Ralph is constantly re-reading years-old messages from Harry and seething his gunt off. He's trying to replay old conversations with his headmates to devise a way to score the mythical W on 'The Foot', but always ends up looping on the same 3 things.