🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[HackerX]

Harry Morris, in all his foot loving glory, is the greatest alog to ever live. He started by smashing that dumb fucking belt and now just torments Ralph by existing and doing what any normal person would do when cursed by a swine bloodline.

Ralph can't even fucking cope with an obviously fake Harry account, much less Harry himself. Every time fake Harry commented, it was Ralph looping over and over and over and over. "His wife left him with a bartender and left his kids", says the same man whose wife left him without the kid and whom he's currently complaining about taking his kids away from him. He's legitimately broken in the brain.

"We respect Mister Show Feet in this household!"

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It was also great whenever someone would superchat him with "Harry posted xyz" and Ralph would initially play it off like he was gonna ignore it. Only to immediately open it and spend another 30 minutes ranting at Harry again.

I deeply suspect Ralph is constantly re-reading years-old messages from Harry and seething his gunt off. He's trying to replay old conversations with his headmates to devise a way to score the mythical W on 'The Foot', but always ends up looping on the same 3 things.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Ralph posted Harry's phone number to Telegram

Telegram

 

[TV's Adam West]

But Ralph said he's getting his life together, so obviously this SKANK is lying.

FIVE STAR DAYS!

 

[Gator_Aids]

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Isn't this the same guy who had one of the most notable moments of his lore when he had a complete meltdown over being accused of doxxing his son?

Ralph posted Harry's phone number to Telegram
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If threatening to murder linx and put a bullet in Harry's head wasn't enough, this is going to really impress the judges up in Rochester.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph posted Harry's phone number to Telegram
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Ahh. That makes sense. It was confusing as fuck because he was talking about posting Harreh's number, but nothing was on screen besides Hunter's chat which was out of nowhere.

Though I now wonder how Hunter will interpret this. He lucked out in that he only messaged Ralph through audio and we only saw Ralph's desperate, piggly messages. It's only a matter of time to have another PEELSTREAM and hit play, or declare Hunter a snake over some trivial thing and do it anyway.

Srsly. Do next time in secret because the crazies will focus on you? Are people calling Ralph a retard on X and Rumble enough to disrupt Ralph's IRL plans? (Yes). That's ignoring Ralph taking pictures of him giving the bird wherever he goes and his self-perpetuated prison of people assuming he's dead when he's not actively on X. I've got no idea how Ralph intends to silently go to Colombia, nor how he thinks it'd be any different than last time.

Isn't this the same guy who had one of the most notable moments of his lore when he had a complete meltdown over being accused of doxxing his son?

Oh, like when a picture mysteriously appeared on /cow/ or some shit and Faith had him dead to rights? Ralph has the miraculous ability to always be the kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar for things like this. E

specially this time with the coy "haha wouldn't it be funny if I was doing a work by telling someone something to see if they'd leak it" and it turns out to be him level 99 desperate and drunkenly telling some e-whore, whom he had just met online, he loves her? He's mentally 8 years old.

 

[Javelin Bee]

Isn't this the same guy who had one of the most notable moments of his lore when he had a complete meltdown over being accused of doxxing his son?

A couple years before the birth of his Xander, this was the other Xander.

 

[HackerX]

This was a couple years before the birth of his Xander, this was the other Xander.

Hory Shit. This has all the hallmarks of Ralph from the before times.
- Hollerin' over someone
- "Das not true*
- "As a mattah of fact"
- "If ahh had to guess, it was probably YEWWW"
- Pure ragepig energy

Now the closest thing we get to this are PEELSTREAMS, and 90% of those are him looping on the same 3 things for hours on end with the hope that we may be witnessing the final PEELSTREAM. He was a mess before, but now he's a pathetic, caricature of the Ralphamale.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He does have that cowboy hat.

And his 3rd boob.

Does he not still have Ronnie Ralph's fake 30 carat gold ring, too? Or was that pawned/lost/stolen long ago?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I was logged off early doing family stuff and missed a pillstream. Thanks Ralph.

 

[Rage Pig]

I was logged off early doing family stuff and missed a pillstream. Thanks Ralph.

I checked in every now and then for a few minutes during the first 3 hours and aside from the usual xannie brain speech patterns it seemed pretty normal and boring. Missed the good part, too
If he weren't such a low IQ retard I would suspect that threatening to put a bullet into Harry's head and publishing his phone number with the intent to get him harassed was some kind of Machiavellian scheme to destroy his chances to see his daughter forever and thus dodge child support he could never afford. But alas, he's just a complete idiot who can't stop running his snout.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Does he not still have Ronnie Ralph's fake 30 carat gold ring, too? Or was that pawned/lost/stolen long ago?

Good question. That certainly seems like something the Tijuana alogs would have taken from Ralph. Any ebidence of the ring since he returned?

 

[MadStan]

In a week we've gone from "I believe in a higher power saved me and I will change" to "I'm going to put a bullet in Harry's brain".

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I was logged off early doing family stuff and missed a pillstream. Thanks Ralph.

you could have watched and picked up 100 tax-free tips on how to not have a family

 

[ddlloo]

In a week we've gone from "I believe in a higher power saved me and I will change" to "I'm going to put a bullet in Harry's brain".

And it's beautiful!

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

He does have that cowboy hat.

And his 3rd boob.

That cowboy hat has to have been sold to cover drugs or living expenses by now. Hell, it may have been in the red truck at time of repossession or perhaps it was 'lost' like his wallets, credit cards, passports, etc

 

[Schpoots]

His head mates are really putting in work this week.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I disagree. Even had he not been a ticking time bomb of degeneracy and bad genes, he's just not very smart or insightful, or engaging. The Keeeeelstream, when it succeeded, did so in spite of him and his dolphin laugh and idiotic hillbilly accent. It was carried by Zidan and the guests Zidan and Gator could wrangle. Ralph is a primo dipshit. He got lucky with the Boulder Stream and was able to take advantage of Jarbo's weakness of character (with multiple assists from his guests)g. Thast type of noteriety is about all Ralph could hope for, and that certainly wasn't going to lead to long-term success. Despite what he tihinks of himself, Ralph is an awful amatuerish writer, sucks a telling stories, can't analyze politics, and has zero sense of humor. He's only interesting in the way that multi-car accidents on the highway are interesting. Ralph was born a loser and he was never gonna shake that.

To hell with Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downy Junior! I'll just play the avengers myself! Bish!

 

[HackerX]

We've got the excuse for yesterday's PEELSTREAM. The reason? Delirium from tonsillitis. LOL

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1921922918004441415

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I'm inclined to believe it though. The man somberly admitted to having to suck on many o' dude's bananas to make his way back. He probably got Mexican banana milk stuck in the back of this throat and everything got infected.

 

[Some Fucking Retard]

Harry Morris, in all his foot loving glory, is the greatest alog to ever live. He started by smashing that dumb fucking belt and now just torments Ralph by existing and doing what any normal person would do when cursed by a swine bloodline.

The best thing he ever did though was make Matthew Vickers look like a retard and a failure in comparison.

Happy Mother's Day everyone!

When he started the firesale of ralphs shit after they ran to mexico was fucking hilarious too.

 

[Sloppa]

We've got the excuse for yesterday's PEELSTREAM. The reason? Delirium from tonsillitis. LOL

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I'm inclined to believe it though. The man somberly admitted to having to suck on many o' dude's bananas to make his way back. He probably got Mexican banana milk stuck in the back of this throat and everything got infected.

Glandular Fever, also known as the "kissing disease", contracted from doing disgusting things with prostitutes.

Also Ralph, Your doctor probably didn't think it was safe to take your tonsils out at 13, because YOU WERE FAT. Fat people have a much higher risks of complications under general anaesthetic.