Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Ghostse]

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Old freelance design blog by Ellen
http://designerwoodbury.com (long dead)
Domain was registered under the woodbury_e email

Price list
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Most links haven't been archived properly. To browse the available archived content use: https://web.archive.org/web/*/designerwoodbury.com*

How much for gaped vag?

 

[Talisin]

Her blacksona makes another appearance!!

Edit: Ellen's been reading the thread. Is this reused art? She was drawing her daughter with shorter hair than this.
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Maybe its the sentimental retard in me or something, but outside of Ellen being a retarded redditor, this single comic is sorta cute. I imagine she might have actually been popular if she just made comics about her relationship with her kids and the everyday life of her family, instead of going full retard on politics and shit.

Maybe i just think its sort of wholesome cause I talked to my grandma and mom earlier.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Maybe its the sentimental retard in me or something, but outside of Ellen being a retarded redditor, this single comic is sorta cute. I imagine she might have actually been popular if she just made comics about her relationship with her kids and the everyday life of her family, instead of going full retard on politics and shit.

Maybe i just think its sort of wholesome cause I talked to my grandma and mom earlier.

it is a little wholesome. I initially liked her comics, but when people asked her to do less political takes she flipped out and that's why I'm here.

I even agree with some of her political takes. She's very immature and she's made misogynist comics.

I doubt anyone would care if she just stuck to family comics. You'd still get some weirdos but nothing like this. I'm a sucker for slice of life shit. Earlier in the thread, I shared a few.

 

[Chemex]

Maybe its the sentimental retard in me or something, but outside of Ellen being a retarded redditor, this single comic is sorta cute. I imagine she might have actually been popular if she just made comics about her relationship with her kids and the everyday life of her family, instead of going full retard on politics and shit.

Maybe i just think its sort of wholesome cause I talked to my grandma and mom earlier.

It's not like she doesn't make anything good from time to time. It's just that it's usually buried with the more trashy works. Here's one of her work that I actually do like. It's a shame that she keeps making shitty political comics (who hasn't had enough?), and that her behaviors and decisions themselves are plain shitty.

As many have pointed out before, she doesn't get attacked because her works are unfunny, she gets attacked because her actions brings it upon herself.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

It's not like she doesn't make anything good from time to time. It's just that it's usually buried with the more trashy works. Here's one of her work that I actually do like. It's a shame that she keeps making shitty political comics (who hasn't had enough?), and that her behaviors and decisions themselves are plain shitty.

As many have pointed out before, she doesn't get attacked because her works are unfunny, she gets attacked because her actions brings it upon herself.

I liked that one until I realized Ellen was arguing all media was like that. These characters are seen mainly in ecchi anime for horny teenage boys. There's anime for all age ranges.

Muv-Luv alternative is a strange one I've played. The fanservice is just a hook for the spergy scifi.

 

[Narrowback]

I liked that one until I realized Ellen was arguing all media was like that. These characters are seen mainly in ecchi anime for horny teenage boys. There's anime for all age ranges.

Muv-Luv alternative is a strange one I've played. The fanservice is just a hook for the spergy scifi.

I don't think she sees all media like that—I think she sees all men like that.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I don't think she sees all media like that—I think she sees all men like that.

Good point. Consider her husband....

 

[Polentic]

Did you know that Ellen drew art for a band? Meet Despite the Virus. The music isn't even half bad.

The website is https://web.archive.org/web/*/despitethevirus.com*

Further proof Ellen was a part of the Band.

Here's some art that she made for the band :

Spoiler: COLLECTION

When she's not making pretentious political art, she is quite talented.

I especially like this piece.

Followed by Nothing

Artificial Sun

Chancer

Warm

4Shut

Violet Sky

Party Girl

Here's some of the music they made. All of these were published between two YouTube channels.

Spoiler: ACCOUNTS

TWITTER / A
YOUTUBE / A
BAND FRIEND / A
REVERBNATION WAYBACK / A
MYSPACE / A
FACEBOOK / A

categories social
domain gmail.com
email despitethevirus@gmail.com
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password 0x5D43EC7F7A4108230EC98BC52A7B333382D1BFF8
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username despitethevirus

 

[Chemex]

I don't think she sees all media like that—I think she sees all men like that.

...Right, considering the misogyny. Now that I think about it, that's one thing that people usually get offended over regarding her comics. Her recent posts are way too political in nature, it slipped my mind.

I liked that one until I realized Ellen was arguing all media was like that. These characters are seen mainly in ecchi anime for horny teenage boys. There's anime for all age ranges.

It's not like I can't see that Ellen is extrapolating it. That however doesn't mean I can't take my own conclusion regarding the comic. I do think a lot of male writers tend to oversimplify their female characters too much, even outside the context of fan service. Of course, it's usually not as bad as Ellen made it to be, but the point still stands.

When she's not making pretentious political art, she is quite talented.

I agree that they're pretty good. But I guess it doesn't make as much money, eh?
I still don't like how she draws her humans, though.

 

[August Levasseur]

Ellen drew furry art under the moniker, "sexyhangnail."

That's about the most normal furry art I've ever seen. The style is comparable to those art blogs that existed in the 2000s of people who did genuinely just want to draw wholesome animal people.

The Reddit account is deleted but thanks to Pholder, I have found countless pieces and posts by sexyhangnail.

Citizen Kane did this better with a table.

 

[Goodstuff Goose]

It's not like she doesn't make anything good from time to time. It's just that it's usually buried with the more trashy works. Here's one of her work that I actually do like. It's a shame that she keeps making shitty political comics (who hasn't had enough?), and that her behaviors and decisions themselves are plain shitty.

I'm sorry but I've seen way better work from her than this.

That comic is a Dobson-tier strawman with a painfully unfunny punchline.

 

[notorietus]

woodbury_e@hotmail.com

Just posting these results.

"username: puppymafia
bio: Sometimes, when my bathroom soap dispenser is running low, I have to pump down on it quickly multiple times and it feels like I'm jacking it off."

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Why exactly do the r/comics mods protect her so much? Does she offer them free OF subscriptions or something?

The fact that she’s a true and honest and non-hideous LAYDEE plus the fact they’ve almost certainly seen her newds probably has them in X-treme “White Knight” mode on the nonzero chance she’d bang them

 

[Chemex]

woodbury_e@hotmail.com
Just posting these results.

"username: puppymafia
bio: Sometimes, when my bathroom soap dispenser is running low, I have to pump down on it quickly multiple times and it feels like I'm jacking it off."

That's such a sexual bio for a username called "puppymafia". God, Ellen, please tell me you don't do that with a dog.
Also, can someone please try "dewoodbury@gmail.com"? I got a hit for a Microsoft account with that email, and the email are in data breaches according to haveibeenpwned, but I'm not sure it's hers.

 

[SITHRAK!]

I'm sorry but I've seen way better work from her than this.

The irony being that ‘LOL quirk chungus/housewife/porn star/TDS sufferer’ isn’t a personality either.

 

[notorietus]

Also, can someone please try "dewoodbury@gmail.com"? I got a hit for a Microsoft account with that email, and the email are in data breaches according to haveibeenpwned, but I'm not sure it's hers.

I checked this email and it belongs to someone named "Dave Woodbury". Not her, but her husband (is she divorced? ex-husband?)

 

[Chemex]

I checked this email and it belongs to someone named "Dave Woodbury". Not her, but her husband (is she divorced? ex-husband?)

Does the number of asterisks in your previous post match the actual number of hidden letters? I first tried deellen but got no hit, so I went for dewoodbury, even though I knew the number didn't match. How about deewood?

Edit: Okay, deewood seems to belong to someone else. Welp.

 

[Vibralldo]

she's STILL falling for it!
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She's literally Chris Chan levels of retarded

 

[harbringer883]

She's literally Chris Chan levels of retarded

Honestly chris chan is smarter than her

 

[vanessa683525]

Does the number of asterisks in your previous post match the actual number of hidden letters? I first tried deellen but got no hit, so I went for dewoodbury, even though I knew the number didn't match. How about deewood?

Edit: Okay, deewood seems to belong to someone else. Welp.

it's designerwoodbury@gmail.com.
Has a Galaxy S24 connected for verification. Phone number for verification matches the last digits.