Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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I knew it was going to happen, but still it's stunned me how quickly he's returned to his worst habits after getting out of jail. You'd think that the detox would have rewired his brain chemistry a bit, but no. There truly is no saving da bossman.

Even the best rehab in the world isn't gonna work on someone who has been to one over a dozen times, openly admits he sees them as a joke and spends him free time their sneaking off to gamble or trying to show his rap skills to other patients

 

[Crispy Snatcher]

We're in the endgame bros. He's going away for a long time. I hope they don't care about him pissing hot. Good god, I'll miss him if he goes.

 

[drachenbarde]

he's rattled "grow the fuck up"

 

[break these cuffs]

We're in the endgame bros. He's going away for a long time. I hope they don't care about him pissing hot. Good god, I'll miss him if he goes.

BMJ is going to be staying right where Virginia's government wants him and that is stimulating the local rural economy of Central Virginia. Derrick Christmas never scams Austin. I wish he just funnel money to his local small black businessman instead of foreign cryptobros.

 

[EzRolling]

His family seems to afford a competent lawyer every time but drug charges in Virginia are pretty hardcore and I can’t imagine he won’t be seeing prison time if something happens again.

I can’t imagine how well his personality would hold up in a prison, but maybe a few hard years would help give him a reset. I do second the common sentiment here of “Wow he went right back to crashing out fast”.

 

[drachenbarde]

no way he's going back to prison... he's still traumatized from getting raped the last time. he would rather kees' himself than go back.

 

[sedoL]

A quick compilation of last stream's felts and complaints, with some nice little self-slaps along the way :
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Bonus bansesh:
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I don't have your artistic fidelity, but i think you should add the word niggers over the webcam aswell, especially when we have a nice violence sesh.

 

[NachtRuhe]

His family seems to afford a competent lawyer every time but drug charges in Virginia are pretty hardcore and I can’t imagine he won’t be seeing prison time if something happens again.

I can’t imagine how well his personality would hold up in a prison, but maybe a few hard years would help give him a reset. I do second the common sentiment here of “Wow he went right back to crashing out fast”.

I have not looked into his legal case, but ive read a bit of VA code, esp. § 19.2-306.1., concerning the technical violations in cases. Usually with the first technical violation, they will not try to send people to jail, they will first try rehab, outreach programs and the like. Second technical violation means they look at the evidence and decide if you did the violation and if you can be diverted from further violations. If they decide you cant, its back to jail for 14 days. This doesnt mean hes gonna go automatically to jail if he pisses hot again. If the judge thinks he can try another rehab or something similar and he can stay off the crackarooni, they might try that again. Third technical violation means its in the judges hands and they can impose the full original suspended sentence.
One caveat is, that if he doesnt complete the rehab or gets kicked out, they will mark that as absconding, meaning its back to tyrones dungeon for him, since they count that shit as a 3rd technical violation.
All in all its in the judges hand after the 2nd violation, they can still ship him from rehab to rehab, even after 3 technical violations, but it would be pretty hard to convince the judge that hes a good boy in Austins case.

 

[KingFrampt]

Did the rehab place even try anything to rehabilitate him? He has no chance of getting sober as long as the places he goes to are just a timeout with no attempts to actually get him to change his ways. His parents are also complacent in this since they just take him back and let him live the exact same way as before.

He said in a stream they taught him a lot of 'good coping mechanisms', but then after he lost the 100k he immediately became a crack fiend again so maybe not

 

[draggs]

He said in a stream they taught him a lot of 'good coping mechanisms', but then after he lost the 100k he immediately became a crack fiend again so maybe not

Let's see how you handle the riggers robbing you of 100 bands right when you were hitting it big and feeling some kinda good way, PUSSY

 

[Laughingator]

Rehab is worthless for Bossman because deep down he doesn't WANT to give up the gamba and crackerooski.

Legally he is on the knife's edge of blowing his probation and that would really suck for him.
If his probation is terminated then his jail sentence is imposed and for Bossman that's YEARS in the state pen.

This is what happens when you have enabler parents who let him lay on his ass and get no education nor work a full time job.
Instead he has WAY too much time on his hands and is destructive.
Hell all jokes about Moms aside but the dude is an incel, a guy that age should be getting laid regularly instead his only pleasure is gamba and crack.
I know he's a lolcow but still Bossman is likeable and it's so sad seeing him destroy himself.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Even the best rehab in the world isn't gonna work on someone who has been to one over a dozen times, openly admits he sees them as a joke and spends him free time their sneaking off to gamble or trying to show his rap skills to other patients

Bossman speedruns rehab like he empties his bank account. In and out with nothing learned. I love the Bossman.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Bossman speedruns rehab like he empties his bank account. In and out with nothing learned. I love the Bossman.

Sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Sort of like Mormon online dating.

 

[NachtRuhe]

Rehab is worthless for Bossman because deep down he doesn't WANT to give up the gamba and crackerooski.

Legally he is on the knife's edge of blowing his probation and that would really suck for him.
If his probation is terminated then his jail sentence is imposed and for Bossman that's YEARS in the state pen.

This is what happens when you have enabler parents who let him lay on his ass and get no education nor work a full time job.
Instead he has WAY too much time on his hands and is destructive.
Hell all jokes about Moms aside but the dude is an incel, a guy that age should be getting laid regularly instead his only pleasure is gamba and crack.
I know he's a lolcow but still Bossman is likeable and it's so sad seeing him destroy himself.

He doesnt think there is anything wrong with him using drugs and abusing his parents. He thinks the world is whats wrong. When i was deep in drug addiction, i kept telling myself the same, luckily im not as retarded as Austin is. I think you give him to much credit, he doesnt think about his actual future, neither does he plan ahead. Jail is only on his mind, when he has a PO appointment. He got out of rehab and the same day he got high, not even 2 hours later. He just consumes and never thinks about what hes consuming or what the consequences are.

The "hes acutally likeable" remark is actually part of the lolcow hallmark, at least in my book. Usually people go through it when they are new to the cow or they have been watching a long time and somehow see themselves in them. I dont think he has any redeemable qualities about him, hes enterainting but i think even without the drugs, hes just a toxic manchild. I remember when he got out of jail and was sober for a bit, his streams were unwatchable garbage.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I have not looked into his legal case, but ive read a bit of VA code, esp. § 19.2-306.1.,

Late. Check the legal thread for this same analysis. But glad you havent looked into his legal case at all. Very helful. Most informative. Legal Thread from April

A. For the purposes of this section, "technical violation" means a violation based on the probationer's failure to...(vii) refrain from the use, possession, or distribution of controlled substances or related paraphernalia;...Multiple technical violations arising from a single course of conduct or a single incident or considered at the same revocation hearing shall not be considered separate technical violations for the purposes of sentencing pursuant to this section....The court shall not impose a sentence of a term of active incarceration upon a first technical violation of the terms and conditions of a suspended sentence or probation, and there shall be a presumption against imposing a sentence of a term of active incarceration for any second technical violation of the terms and conditions of a suspended sentence or probation. However, if the court finds, by a preponderance of the evidence, that the defendant committed a second technical violation and he cannot be safely diverted from active incarceration through less restrictive means, the court may impose not more than 14 days of active incarceration for a second technical violation. The court may impose whatever sentence might have been originally imposed for a third or subsequent technical violation.https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title19.2/chapter18/section19.2-306.1/

Ok. I'm sorry. its unfair. You didnt know he had a legal thread regarding these cases. Its cool. Got you covered in this very thread itself.

Doomer bros, We are ok. He's ok. Everythings Ok. Not to law sperg outside of the legal thread but Virginia has built in safeguards for these situations.

Failing a drug test is just a technical violation, versus a straight up violation such as getting convicted of a new charge. And guess what? The law says he gets 2 FREE CRACK PASSES! Or more! As multiple failed drug tests could be rolled up into just one revocation hearing and one "technical". Him failing three in a row is not "strike three".

Austin gets called in for another test and pisses hot AGAIN, and goes missing for almost 30 hours, and come back saying he pissed hot and has to now go to 6 weeks rehab.

This is likely his second "technical violation" and the rehab is truly the last stop before prison if it happens a third time. See my prior post regarding VA laws and technical violations. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin...les-austin_07-irondollah.170347/post-20889640

All lateness aside, you get from rehab what you want to get from it. Austin has only ever wanted one thing: To avoid jail. He does not go to get sober. He does not go to get better. He goes because it has always been an avenue of avoiding jail. I dont believe Austin has ever relapsed, but is instead prolapsing, as he always plans on doing drugs. For him its a just a place to wait out some time instead of doing jail. He receives no therapeutic benefit and wants non. Austin has never gone to rehab voluntarily, but always in lieu of other adverse conditions such as jail or being kicked out from his parents.

Austin will be fine. His tard luck is holding out. He has not even been violated once, as nothing has been referred to the court to be found guilty probation violation. Which is the true shame. As I was discussing with the Keno Kasino earlier this morning, Austin likely burned his "rehab" card too soon with the first failed drug test. The meeting with the PO likely went something like this:

PO- Austin you failed your drug test. whats going on? If you keep failing drug tests I have to violate you, and that means you will face your prison sentence.

Austin (Thinking only of his prison sentence and knowing nothing of the built in 3 strikes) *crying* OMG I RELAPSED I NEED HELP SEND ME TO REHAB FOR REAL NO CAP I'M SICK I JUST NEED SOME HELP

PO- OK austin if you think you need rehab I'll make it a condition of your probation instead of sending this up for a violation.

Now when Austin does fail his piss test again, he has no more excuses and will get sent to the court for a technical violation. The judge will admonish Austin saying he needs to do better, and will extend his probation but no incarceration. Perhaps even a fine. Go forward a few months and Austin fails again, and gets sent to the court again. This time the judge looks at it and goes "well we've already sent you to rehab. You need to rethink your position in life son. there is no safe way to divert you from custody this time. 14 days in jail". Austin will go to jail for 2 weeks... easy time considering his previous 100+ day stint. A few months will go by and he'll fail again. This time it'll be for real consequences, facing the prison time. He'll squeal and cry about "PLEASE SEND ME TO REHAB I NEED HELP I JUST NEED REHAB". But the boy who cried rehab one too many times will not be heard that day.

But maybe his retard luck, he'll get to go to rehab for a 8th time.

 

[Barsik]

*yapping*

*yapping*

 

[Approve1941]

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Its so cucked I need positive score to type in kinochat, was trying to send the clip to you

Edit: thank you ♥

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Damn that criminal conviction nice.

 

[RodgerDodger]

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He doesnt think there is anything wrong with him using drugs and abusing his parents. He thinks the world is whats wrong. When i was deep in drug addiction, i kept telling myself the same, luckily im not as retarded as Austin is. I think you give him to much credit, he doesnt think about his actual future, neither does he plan ahead. Jail is only on his mind, when he has a PO appointment. He got out of rehab and the same day he got high, not even 2 hours later. He just consumes and never thinks about what hes consuming or what the consequences are.

The "hes acutally likeable" remark is actually part of the lolcow hallmark, at least in my book. Usually people go through it when they are new to the cow or they have been watching a long time and somehow see themselves in them. I dont think he has any redeemable qualities about him, hes enterainting but i think even without the drugs, hes just a toxic manchild. I remember when he got out of jail and was sober for a bit, his streams were unwatchable garbage.

don't believe much "thinking" is involved in his mental processes.

 

[neger psykolog]

They can just crop the webcam part and deliberately ignore the cut off letters. Next time "NIGGER" should be superimposed on all croppable elements, preferably animated as well so it can't be removed with AI as easily.

...so what you're trying to say is the word NIGGER needs to be like the bouncing DVD logo: