Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

someone yelled out to Nick, "Your kid tested positive for cocaine!” Security was called.

100% Melton demanded their removal, no critical thought allowed! now look at these topless pictures of Aaron, slaves!

 

[TherapyMan]

- American history lesson about birthright citizenship for no discernible reason (he could have gotten caught up on the trial). Mr. Lobertarian is good with suspending habius corbus because he loves that Trump is pushing boundaries

- He said the Founding Fathers were immigrants. (They weren’t, save Hamilton, iirc.)

Out of morbid curiosity, I took the time out of my day to listen to Balldo simultaneously butcher the Fourteenth Amendment's birthright citizenship clause and the concept of habeas corpus. Without getting too in the weeds on birthright citizenship, Nick does not understand the concept of jurisdiction and is a complete retard. What comes out of his mouth is nothing but babble from a man who cannot read that does not warrant serious examination.

Nick further opines that an "invasion" necessary to suspend habeas corpus need not mean "invasion" as in an actual invasion because modern militants can use things such as "suitcase nukes." Again, utter nonsense. Crazy to see Mr. Libertarian, who whines and mewls about government requiring him to conform to the bare minimum of societal expectations and acted as if the entire state of Minnesota conspired to fuck him over wants to throw away the strongest guardrail against unchecked governmental power. Guess it's okay when Daddy Trump asks for it?

Nick's just trying conjure bullshit into existence to appeal to Trump voters. Instead, he should kill himself.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

This was summarized up thread, but the clip from this morning's STMS on Aaron's account of Hackamania:

The Steel Toe Calendar is happening!

I haven't been able to bring myself to watch an entire STMS video. Still, I can't help liking AA-Ron a little bit for the way that he owns up to his shit and doesn't try to deflect, lie, or weasel his way out of the degenerate or cringy things he's said and done. Not buying the calendar though.

I don't really care if single parents date, but it's been my experience that the single parents who do are desperate and let some real low character people into their children's lives. In terms of the rekeitas and steel toe clans they all have acted on their sophomoric urges to the detriment of their kids.

My rule of thumb has been, you don't bring your dates around your kids unless you intend to marry them. And by that I mean, asked and answered, the two of you are already engaged, and it has to be a looong engagement to give your kids the time to adjust to the idea of having a new step-parent. The engagement rule is only suspended if your child is under two years old; the no-dates-around-kids rule is never suspended. That way, you can spare your children most of your worst mistakes.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Crazy to see Mr. Libertarian, who whines and mewls about government requiring him to conform to the bare minimum of societal expectations and acted as if the entire state of Minnesota conspired to fuck him over wants to throw away the strongest guardrail against unchecked governmental power. Guess it's okay when Daddy Trump asks for it?

Expecting a consistent ideological stance from Nick Rekieta is like expecting to step in the same river twice.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He might have also realized that the dabbleverse are all NERDS/DORKS.

And FAT. In NIck's mind that'd be the worst part.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

There's actually quite a few people in elb's comments saying that Null doesn't know what he's talking about in terms of how whippets work.

I take no position on it one way or another, because I am largely ignorant when it comes to illicit drugs. My vice is cigarettes.

I just know Nick is doing whippets. It's obvious.

- Break at around 1:45 (I could have that wrong; I was distracted). He returned joking about his deep voice, laughing at us/KC.

Aaron described in detail how Nick would sound after doing whippets in his presence. It lines up with what we see after Nick's "breaks" during these trial streams.

- Break at about 10:14 - Kayla delivered a burrito off-screen. Note: in almost every single stream, food is brought in.

Amazing how Kayla suddenly figured out how to drive. Why, she must be doing all the driving these days, and picking up food for this bum!

 

[PrestonHolt]

Guys grab your tinfoil hats becasue few things connected for me right now, Nick said he havent seen April since last year, yet MNPR claims otherwise, April have suposed bf but it smells like gay op, what if Nick just have split personality and Nick1 really havent seen her nor is in relation with her, buuuut Nick2 is activly her bf, even him flipping himself off sounds like something a guy who hits himself could do, so when he (Nick 1) says that he havent seen her, bum, he's technically correct. Im ready for my autistic stickers now.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Just imagine the multi-packs of Spagettios you can buy! Bonza savings!

The YTD income for Chaos is just below Tanzania's GDP/capita at present. At his current pace he should be at the level of Bangladesh by EOY.

 

[woodedbag]

so nick said he hasnt seen april since march at an intersection and the melton retard said nick told him it was january. is that just whippet holes or lying... im guessing both.

 

[AnOminous]

Gimme clocks, but can the PO determine that doing whippets violates his probation?

Yes. While buying and selling nitrous oxide is currently legal in Minnesota, although there's a bill to outlaw some forms of it (which would include Galaxy Gas specifically), it is a misdemeanor to own any substance that can be used as an inhalant with intent to use it for intoxication.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick further opines that an "invasion" necessary to suspend habeas corpus need not mean "invasion" as in an actual invasion because modern militants can use things such as "suitcase nukes." Again, utter nonsense. Crazy to see Mr. Libertarian, who whines and mewls about government requiring him to conform to the bare minimum of societal expectations and acted as if the entire state of Minnesota conspired to fuck him over wants to throw away the strongest guardrail against unchecked governmental power. Guess it's okay when Daddy Trump asks for it?

Are you at all surprised he doesn't understand Ex parte Merryman?

Braindead faggot doesn't even understand Marbury v. Madison, FFS.

But let's not go over that again. There's way funnier shit going on, and I am worried poor @AnOminous might give himself a stroke clowning on Nick too hard.

 

[AnOminous]

iirc from the MATI whippets and galaxy gas are difficult to count as a "drug" because it doesn't cause a "chemical reaction" it's literally just denying oxygen into your brain.

That's not true otherwise just pure nitrogen would get you high. It has a complex relation to neurotransmitters like GABA and both inhibits and potentiates numerous others. The high wouldn't last at all after you started breathing oxygen again.

 

[Chazzed Up]

"I have in the past", lmao

Why the fuck would you admit this? Just double down fully on the cope, don't concede ground. Especially in this case, you're admitting that you're so desperate to do drugs that you're huffing gas. What happened to "not like those gross poor junkies"?

 

[Smokeski]

I like aaron when compared to nick, because ill take the passive sperg over the extremely annoying faggot.

I cant. With kids at home, even though April is stepmom #?, it's fucked to bring in a revolving door of mother figures when you have kids. Outside of the death of a spouse I have little respect for single parents who date or get married. It screams "Hey I have needs, my kids come second to those"

Most people. But I'm not an uptight guy, if a bunch of adults want to snowboard and fuck eachother that is no bother to my life. That charity ends when 8 kids are involved in their parents millenial manchild mid life crisis.

Its based to break up with someone who is bad. Aaron reluctantly broke up with her after she left him. Thats not machiavellian strategy, thats ex post facto cope.

Sounds like a lot of talk from Scandinavian nerds who've never been able to get lit like a chrismas tree to fuck mid snizz. smh

 

[AnOminous]

Out of morbid curiosity, I took the time out of my day to listen to Balldo simultaneously butcher the Fourteenth Amendment's birthright citizenship clause and the concept of habeas corpus. Without getting too in the weeds on birthright citizenship, Nick does not understand the concept of jurisdiction and is a complete retard. What comes out of his mouth is nothing but babble from a man who cannot read that does not warrant serious examination.

Nick's constitutional law takes have always been weak, to say the least. His opinion on Marbury is the most obvious example and is pure batshittery.

 

[Vibralldo]

- While in Vegas and watching Vito/Masterson, someone yelled out to Nick, "Your kid tested positive for cocaine!” Security was called.

What a little bitch lol

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick's constitutional law takes have always been weak, to say the least. His opinion on Marbury is the most obvious example and is pure batshittery.

Thank god he has real lawyers to fall back on who are much more versed in law than him. Likes Barnes and Ty Beard, they will help him figure it out.
I am sure!

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Bonus: Fingernails for @WEEKEND

I’ve pointed this out before, but Nick’s nails are hella clubbed. He should unironically take a HIV/AIDS test.

Also, what’s up with the dainty bracelet? It’s almost as feminine as his womb tattoo.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

We were aggressively monogamous, as long as you don't know what those words mean. And ignore that we went to hedonism. And that we both shared nudes with a bunch of people. And let the steel toe morning hoe and Aaron to fuck us.

Nothing about any of that is anything other than pure, trad, monogamy, you Scandinavian incel prudes.


Or maybe he meant he was trying to aggressively be monogamous with as many people as possible?

He said it in the stuff Elissa dropped "by my definition"
It's nothing but weasel words lasagna with Rekieta.

The 'by my definition' part is taking me out. Yeah, Nick's definition of things are well known for lining up with reality. By his definition he was monogamous too, as I recall.

Kayla's a millionaire?
I'd like to see Nick file a suit when he's not even the aggrieved party.

Nick has explained this to you, kiwi-prudes! IT WAS TRUE WHEN HE SAID IT! and IT IS NOT A LIE IF THE PEOPLE ARE NOT ENTITLED TO THE INFORMATION!

*Yes, these are real Nick quotes.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Nick has explained this to you, kiwi-prudes! IT WAS TRUE WHEN HE SAID IT! and IT IS NOT A LIE IF THE PEOPLE ARE NOT ENTITLED TO THE INFORMATION!

*Yes, these are real Nick quotes.

I think it was PPP who said that Nick's logic operates like a child covering their face and believing they are now invisible...