DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

For anyone who doesn't know Killdozer_tv is a big youtuber. Guy is a children's entertainer similar to Mr.Beast and DSP. Gets 1 to 2 million views a video, and does gambling on kick. Always sends his people over to watch DSP during the end of the day stream. None of the audience stays around cause DSP sucks.

I've heard allegations that he's a pedo and/or grooms people on Discord, is that true? Or is it just gay youtube drama?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If you asked Phil how many branches the government has and their purpose, he’d be more lost than RTU at a Vegas buffet.

Speaking of fat, this is what you wanted:

Spoiler: Holy fuck it's like watching a pig eat

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

So basically, Phil is a coward, and he will only be edgy and based as long as there aren't any consequences for the things he says and does.

And yes, this applies to all the "anti-woke" gamers and streamers who now say "retard" so freely now that it isn't a big deal to say it anymore but still won't come anywhere close to say "faggot". This TLOU/Druckmann is just cowardly jumping on the TLOU2 hate, not because he believes in it, but because he can do it safely. Fucking bitch.

Wings has significantly more money than DSP because he spends less than he makes, and he does not live in a trailer. Wings' biggest expenditure is fast food while DSP dumps every spare dollar into a mobile game. Neither of them is a picture of financial literacy, but Wings at least works something like an actual job by running Doordash.

I know this isn't the Wings thread, but what?

Wings hasn't done Doordash in years, and even him getting fired by trolls is still questioned since he did break ToS by keeping clients' names and addresses in a notepad he showed on stream, but the point here is that Wings doesn't have an actual job as he sleeps like +12 hours every day. Even with the Keemstar money he still wasn't making as much as DSP, and Wings has said several times that he doesn't make Phil's numbers.

I'll give you this, Wings is much better than Phil with money, which isn't hard at all since all you have to do is not waste every dollar you get on sweaty men jpegs.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Speaking of fat, this is what you wanted:

Spoiler: Holy fuck it's like watching a pig eat

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I popped into Raw Phil for a few minutes (shoutout Raw Phil!) just now to watch some of this obscenity. He offered Jasper a fry then said, “Too bad, you can’t have one” and cackled. Wishes for Phil death increased from the typical proportion of every 6th comment to every third, briefly, after that nasty display.

 

[Iron Hamster]

In case you were wondering how flat his head is, it's almost geometric
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It got even worse after he patted his hair down
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A fucking roofing square. My sides!

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Someone cross out lag and insert 'lies' lol

I was thinking the other day how odd it is that a portion of people on here are seemingly desperate to believe DSP is earning more than ever (‘and climbing!’)

I didn't name it DSInflation for nothing.

This guy has such a massive hate-boner for The Last of Us and the LGBTQ community, it's crazy. You can tell deep down he secretly hates all women, queers, and non-heterosexuals.

It's all from rejection. We've seen the manifesto and the other 2 groups won't let him in.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Of course during today's level 1 he has to have that fake doom fan take of new doom sucks and how it has nothing to do with old doom...

He's unsufferable, I refuse to think he ever played any old doom back in the days, even huge doom fans love it.

It's really him being a contrarian again...

I will agree that New Doom is very different than "og Doom" since it's based off the Brutal Doom mod, but at this point "og Doom" means very little. For example, we had the 2000s Doom games that no one liked and basically killed the franchise, and those (didn't really played them) seemed to lean more into the sci-fi element that became popular with the Alien games, so I can see why they're leaning more into the absurd, over the top style.
I don't know if age is betraying me, but as someone who played a lot of old Doom on PC, I do think old Doom leaned more into the dark sci-fi punk rock style rather than the new dark fantasy heavy metal they're going for now, so while it does look and sound similar, it also just quite doesn't. I also feel like old Doom had a certain "empty" feeling to it that made it feel like you were playing in a Zdzisław Beksinski painting instead of the non-stop "rip and tear". However (and this should be obvious to anyone), a big reason why Doom was that way was because of technical limitations, so it makes sense now that the action is ramped up to 11, which the new Doom trilogy has done very well. Doom was always a run and gun game, and the philosophy behind playing Doom was always to never stop moving as it was the norm with arena shooters.
I personally think the new Doom games are great, and yet I still don't like them. I played Doom Eternal and thought it was amazing. It's a very easy game to pick but is clearly hard to master, which I think is what makes the best videogames. One thing I really didn't like was the lack of ammo (which forces you to always do the executions to regain some unless you max the ammo upgrades soon) and the executions, which break the flow of the game and get annoying since you repeat the same 2 animations all the time and are kinda forced to do it. For as much as I thought Eternal was a great game, it never hooked me up and I really tried to love it and master it, but I never could.

Now, you may think I'm wrong and a dumb faggot, but you see what I'm saying? I can make a point without sounding like a fucking asshole and just shit on things because I know I won't get my ass kicked for it. I don't just say "it's not like the original!" like a retard without elaborating. Phil, being a lifelong gamer and content creator for almost 18 years, is still incapable of ever giving an opinion without sounding like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum.

What makes it particularly annoying is that if you were to ever give your opinion on Phil the exact same way he does, he'd say your opinion is invalid because you don't have an argument, the same way he did with the recent marathon. He just bitches and then expects people to take his baseless arguments.

 

[Lord_Point]

Just as a gentle reminder here are the stone cold facts about phils political party:

When phils politics align with yours its clear that he is just pandering and he doesn't really believe it.

When phils politics align with your political opponents it is obvious those are genuinely held beliefs and no chance its pandering.

For you see you, YES YOU, my little political sperg, are a good person and on the right side of history, and phil is a bad person THUS he must hold all the same opinions as your ideological opposites.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil always been a conservative...

Trying to assign DSP a coherent political ideology is an effort in futility.

He wants the most Bernie Bro healthcare policy imaginable (because it would help him) but wants the most Rand Paul anti-taxation policy imaginable (because it would help him). His ideology is pure selfism.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I don't just say "it's not like the original!" like a retard without elaborating. Phil, being a lifelong gamer and content creator for almost 18 years, is still incapable of ever giving an opinion without sounding like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum.

Exactly that, it's just outlandish to me how Phil is still uncapable of forming any opinions about any game he played besides joining on any twitter bandwagons

Another point I hate about his "It's not like the original, I hate it" argument is that Phil will say that the original is ugly and clunky in it's gameplay and will complain about the graphics.
(just look at the Morrowind playthrough for an illustration of that)

He somehow loves to roleplay as a fan of the OG game while not getting what makes the OG game good and even worse, he's not even good at pretending being a fan. It might work on dents but anyone who played the game will be able to call his bullshit.

What I don't get about all of that is why he acts that way ???
He does that with literally every game that is a sequel or a reboot of a well known franchise. It's clear for anyone with an IQ hihger than room temperature that is impossible he played them all.

My theory was that he was doing that to be accepted in the [game name] fandom as an OG but that doesn't make sense with how little research he does about said game... And even worse, his takes are always extra retarded and confrontational to the majority.

At this point I think it's just like his "I used to throw Lan parties" lie, it's some kind of perfomative bullshit for the dents.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Just imagine this. He said today that its GOOD that Dewm the Dark Ages is only 15 hours (according to his audience). Reminder he paid $100 to play the game three days early. Not only that but he's playing it tonight for two hours... TWO HOURS. He NEEDS those day one views that bad?
"Oh but PetiteDragon he's playing it tomorrow!" So? By that point the good streamers will have this shit on New Game plus on the walk barefoot on spikes mode or whatever. What a waste of money. Like he's been so fucking bad with money just so he doesn't come off like a "brokie". And no, phil. 15 hours is NOT worth $100 even if you do have it like that.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Just imagine this. He said today that its GOOD that Dewm the Dark Ages is only 15 hours (according to his audience). Reminder he paid $100 to play the game three days early. Not only that but he's playing it tonight for two hours... TWO HOURS. He NEEDS those day one views that bad?

I don’t think he’s hurting for money, but he always wants more. I’m sure he thinks playing it on day one will cause a shit ton of people to come. The thing is there are a lot of people streaming it. His stream will be buried under more popular streamers. He’s wasting his time and money.

 

[Iron Father]

Raw Phil has double DSP's views on a day 1 hype game release stream. Fucking pathetic.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

I don’t think he’s hurting for money, but he always wants more. I’m sure he thinks playing it on day one will cause a shit ton of people to come. The thing is there are a lot of people streaming it. His stream will be buried under more popular streamers. He’s wasting his time and money.

Yeah I don't know why he hypes up these new release streams like thousands of people are going to storm in. It'll just be the same regulars he always gets and maybe a hundred lurkers who stop in, see how awful his commentary and personality are, and then dip out. Also his on-demand video views are shit, he'll be lucky if one of these videos hits 2,000 views in the first week.

EDIT:

Yep, 300 viewers for a new release.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

What a waste of money. Like he's been so fucking bad with money just so he doesn't come off like a "brokie". And no, phil. 15 hours is NOT worth $100 even if you do have it like that.

Someone during the KC saga must have convinced Phil he can spend as much as he wants on his "business". The shift from refusing to spend anything to suddenly buying 2 PCs, LED obsession, background crap, reckless spending on games. It's not like he wasn't aware he could report ridiculous $9k/month business expenses on his bankruptcy. Or Phil just found a way to finance it all YOLO.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Somehow we got to scat again. Every single time he finds a way to talk about poop.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He died in the tutorial.

Yep.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

His whole “anti-woke” shit was him randomly saying that “every ten years, people views changes from left to right”. There’s no proof of this. Hell, Americans are becoming more left than right. I swear, I have no clue where he gets his info from.

This was his excuse to just be a dickhead. “Conservative values” coming back just means I get to make racist jokes again and blame it on the political climate. Such a faggot. He does absolutely detest anything liberal though that’s why I’m confused why some of you tards try to cope otherwise. Absolutely cringe prestream through and through today.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Yeah I don't know why he hypes up these new release streams like thousands of people are going to storm in.

Because he thinks its still the early youtube days when he was one of the medium fish in a small pond. Except, like you said, even after people swarmed to the day one videos they didn't stick around. And the poor souls that did were subjected to dozens of 10 minute videos and they left because of that shit. This guy, DSP, is just so bad at this.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

You know he's desperate for some dent to make DSP songs again when he busts out a 'song' he sang back when he played the Captain America game in 2011. Jesus.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This fuckhead chose the hardest difficulty, and decides to camp in the corner (like he usually does) and beg. Should've saved some of that DoorDash, Phil. You're going to be there a while.