DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shocked and Horrified]

I'm guilty of starting and stopping games myself

You aren't an ebeggar who lies about being the guy who always finishes games.

 

[RougeRed]

Is it me or the 'hype' around dsp is dying out once again ? I'm not invested in this shit as much anymore

I haven't been invested in a long time. I still keep up with the occasional happening, but DSP has long been one of the least eventful lolcows to watch.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Yeah it's twitter but I THINK this is pretty engaging metrics for THE GUY.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He eats like a special needs kid. Lmao

There's a bunch of other examples like this whenever he has to eat with a fork, he almost never holds it properly, it's either lopsided, upside down, sideways or some weird grug grip. Whenever he holds the fork like a regular human with table manners would it feels like a freak 1 in 100 chance accident, like if someone who sucks at basketball suddenly hit a perfect half court shot.

 

[PieceofShet]

He’s not Mr. Views, by the way. He just reuploaded the first part.
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Why was it reuploaded?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Yeah it's twitter but I THINK this is pretty engaging metrics for THE GUY.
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I love when he gets noticed on twitter.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Funny thing about his begging. I checked RawPhil fore his day stream because it seems he again made arrangements behind da scenes to get his slop on the early stream and he had as a top tip 2$. So the majority of his over 300$ he made on stream was "late money" His liquidity is definetly taking a big hit unless he is actually saving up money

If most of the money was from Kick subs, Phil apparently gets payouts from them weekly. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the main reason he hasn't abandoned Kick entirely.
Edit: The $300 did come from Kick, specifically this guy: Kick / YouTube

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Yeah it's twitter but I THINK this is pretty engaging metrics for THE GUY.
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So you dont play doom by standing in the back pussyfooting around the demons??? Imagine my shock. Retard chose the hardest difficulty and was complaining how he chose it and how they take away his health to quickly.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Is it me or the 'hype' around dsp is dying out once again ? I'm not invested in this shit as much anymore

Phil is not exciting. He is the slow burn lolcow.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Just listened to yesterdays retarded Last of Us rant.

Let’s break down this faggotry:

DSP: Complains the race changes for Joel’s wife and daughter.
Who fucking cares? It’s completely inconsequential and it’s never even mentioned.

DSP: Complains that episode 3 was bad because it was different.
Episode 3 was fantastic and well-written, acted and directed. Easily the best episode of an other wise ok season. Kill yourself, you uneducated faggot.

DSP: Season 2 is bad because Twitter says it’s woke af.
Season 2 is bad because the pacing is shit and requires a LOT of suspension of disbelief. There’s been decent moments, but it’s been mostly a mess.
He should also blow his brains out for reading Twitter takes.

DSP: The casting is bayud because Ellie looks like a child…
Absolutely retarded opinion aside, yea, the casting of Ellie isn’t great, but she’s a solid actress. Pedro and the rest have been more or less great. Phillip, you’re a faggot.

His takes are retarded, I know, because he’s a retard… but his hate boner for Druckmann has to be rooted in deep seated homosexual rage. It’s so fucking bizarre.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

DSP: The casting is bayud because Ellie looks like a child…
Absolutely retarded opinion aside, yea, the casting of Ellie isn’t great, but she’s a solid actress. Pedro and the rest have been more or less great. Phillip, you’re a faggot.

His actual phrasing was shes underdeveloped which is a fucking weird thing for him to say in general.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

So you dont play doom by standing in the back pussyfooting around the demons??? Imagine my shock. Retard chose the hardest difficulty and was complaining how he chose it and how they take away his health to quickly.

The sad part is it’s not even the hardest difficulty. He’s playing one difficulty higher than the default.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he lowers it back to default for today’s stream. But first he’ll waste 45 minutes of his podcast talking in circles about why he’s changing the difficulty.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

but his hate boner for Druckmann has to be rooted in deep seated homosexual rage. It’s so fucking bizarre.

Being fair here, the only thing they have in common is removing creative liberty from the women in their lives, so frivolous one-sided hate, especially from the gouty minority, would be natural.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

There's plenty to criticise Druckmann and TLOU franchise for (like Abby being built like Brock Lesnar in the post-apocalypse, or how we are now on the 5th entry in a 2 game series) but even when he does have a point he makes it in such a 220'ed way that you can't help but disagree.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

There's plenty to criticise Druckmann and TLOU franchise for (like Abby being built like Brock Lesnar in the post-apocalypse, or how we are now on the 5th entry in a 2 game series) but even when he does have a point he makes it in such a 220'ed way that you can't help but disagree.

I agree. But even with a somewhat easy target to dunk on, he’s so incredibly stupid that you forget Druckmanns an clown too.

Also, all of his takes and opinions on Season 2 are all Twitter takes and based on headlines. HE HAS NOT WATCHED A SECOND OF IT.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I agree. But even with a somewhat easy target to dunk on, he’s so incredibly stupid that you forget Druckmanns an clown too.

Also, all of his takes and opinions on Season 2 are all Twitter takes and based on headlines. HE HAS NOT WATCHED A SECOND OF IT.

They cast a literal retard with Down syndrome as the main character. That’s enough reason to not watch it

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I agree. But even with a somewhat easy target to dunk on, he’s so incredibly stupid that you forget Druckmanns an clown too.

Also, all of his takes and opinions on Season 2 are all Twitter takes and based on headlines. HE HAS NOT WATCHED A SECOND OF IT.

huwhaaaat? You mean DSP is hate watching TLOU and Druckman detractors? Thats so mentally ill! He needs help and if Thanus snapped his fingers the world would be a better place or some soy shit.

 

[Lord_Point]

I love how phil plays slow tactical shooters by running in like a mongoloid and ignoring all cover.

Then plays doom like a whimpering child, ignoring all the run and gun mechanics, and cheesing the fights from long range.

You couldn't write a phil as a fictional character and have it be believable.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

There's plenty to criticise Druckmann and TLOU franchise for (like Abby being built like Brock Lesnar in the post-apocalypse, or how we are now on the 5th entry in a 2 game series) but even when he does have a point he makes it in such a 220'ed way that you can't help but disagree.

Reminds me of the KC/Kang era where he felt (heh) emboldened to dunk on other people because he thought Triple P (he sent me a scroll written in Etruscan requesting me to specifically refer to him by that name) and The Tard would have his back in every encounter. He somehow made LTG seem reasonable, I was really surprised when LTG wasn't chimping out and yelling in his response to Phail. He made Cog almost get a W in their back and forth. He couldn't even get a good zinger in when he attempted a felt on Doody. He made RTU seem fucking reasonable and rational during the Kang Snake stream.

Pretty much all the insults he directed at cuckman could be said about him too, it's like if he yelled at a mirror.

 

[Kane lives in death]

He just told us that he was one of the innovators that popularized eating stuff online.

This guy is truly a pioneer!, he invented eating slop on camera, he invented playing slop on camera, what will be next? maybe he invented cameras too!

edit: hes watching jasper murder and eat a spider, that might be the most interesting stuff that has happened on his stream in months, and it wasnt even on camera, how depressing is that.