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He’s praising the reliability if the dominos pizza tracker. I too spend many nights pondering how it knows if my pizza is in the oven so accurately.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Ted's Cabin
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I also found his quote about capeshit being cited in a student paper or thesis a while back. Somehow viral xeets translate to book sales sometimes, but I'm not too surprised after seeing winning a lawsuit translate to hot sauce sales.
Bonus: https://danley.camden.rutgers.edu/2018/02/26/get-them-children-leave-no-one-standing-by-jared-hunter/
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Justin Ellsworth
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I love that even with all the filters and work done to this photo the street shitter hasn't fixed the lazy eye
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Zoomed in on where the arm goes off camera and seems she forgot to crop the more obvious filter artefacts completely out the frame
The superior, blacker (and yet also simultaniously whiter somehow) Jackie has no need for cheap jeet filters to show off her afro-hyperborean beauty
Markorian
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"Alright, Pat. You're embroiled in the biggest and most retarded firestorm since the pests first found out about you. Everything you do and say is being scrutinized under a lens of such intensity that you honestly might not have ever felt before. You could have quietly pushed this whole thing under the rug by acting like a human being and not a retard, but that's long gone. How should I conduct myself right now? I know! I'm gonna write an impassioned defense of pedophilia!"
Every damn time I think he can't get more absurd...
Every damn time I think he can't get more absurd...
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I hope Jackie doesn’t find out about the time Rick attacked and disarmed 3 young kangz at Chubby’s Cheesesteaks.
Unknown God
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Someone already informed her. Sorry I don't provide the actual post, this thread has moved a bit too fast for a while. But she knows about him beating up the young joggers.
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I have mentioned it before but I do love how zealous Pig Man is in insisting that not only is everyone who called him fat online going to prison, but they will be given life sentences or otherwise be murdered by those who support and admire Pig Man within the prison system.
It does remind me quite a bit of old school CWC with his autistic certainty that since he is the plucky protagonist, his enemies are bound by Saturday morning cartoon law to inevitably lose and be thrown into a dungeon forever and ever and ever for trying to take over pigville or whatever their crimes are that week
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Second, blacker jackie is clearly superior. No wonder snackie is left behind, as usual.
The abortion tweet (whatever it was) seems to be after at least one book deal, they're calling him a "sci fi author".
Every single one of his "viral tweets" seems so manufactured and rehashed versions of things seen elsewhere, it's amazing. He really is a one-trick pony trying to rekindle the fire.
(The potter one is just a redo of the "I was raised by shitting internet websites and I wouldn't have it any other way" - I daresay meeting zoomers who support and laugh with Trump would cause him to expand from niggeroni to more bland flavors)
The abortion tweet (whatever it was) seems to be after at least one book deal, they're calling him a "sci fi author".
Every single one of his "viral tweets" seems so manufactured and rehashed versions of things seen elsewhere, it's amazing. He really is a one-trick pony trying to rekindle the fire.
(The potter one is just a redo of the "I was raised by shitting internet websites and I wouldn't have it any other way" - I daresay meeting zoomers who support and laugh with Trump would cause him to expand from niggeroni to more bland flavors)
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Is there any evidence that Pat may have worn a Sonichu medallion, or been “curse-me-hayamaded”, or even been in league with Mary Lee Walsh or Michael Snyder?I have mentioned it before but I do love how zealous Pig Man is in insisting that not only is everyone who called him fat online going to prison, but they will be given life sentences or otherwise be murdered by those who support and admire Pig Man within the prison system.
It does remind me quite a bit of old school CWC with his autistic certainty that since he is the plucky protagonist, his enemies are bound by Saturday morning cartoon law to inevitably lose and be thrown into a dungeon forever and ever and ever for trying to take over pigville or whatever their crimes are that week
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I object to the Dagoth shoops. Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?
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Man, talk about a slam on Vance. Shit, he doesn't deserve that. No one does. Imagine being compared to a Fatty Pigtits.
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I usually honor them by killing Vivec and putting his soul into a gem, then never actually using that soul for anything, since it's only marginally better than infinite Golden Saint souls.
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When in fact it was likely Rick ordered the pizza and is just trying to fish for sympathy as Jackie tries to cancel his racist ass.
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He always used to get swatted right after an embarrassing exposure or argument, crazy how he’s been reduced to pizza trackers when he needs a sympathy hit.
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Oh, okay. That interpretation occurred to me, but I dismissed it because it seemed too silly. Enjoy prison.
Thank you God for sending us this woman. I wonder if all those people really are calling Patrick's publishers and associates to inform them that he's a racist cannibal or if they're just Tweeting, "Yeah, I'm calling them right now!EDIT:
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I did mention in October that he looks like Vance before he lost weight
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I'm sorry sir, those were not kangz, but melanated Huehue-Americans. Allegedly, scouts for the Flavia Mullen Household.
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They wuz good boys who had a near-pepperoni experience.