Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%
  • Total voters
    340
Pentamidine said:
Nick's mad that people can so easily tell when he's lying, so he had to call @Null a gay pedophile.
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Nick's make believe jock persona cracking to call for the teacher. "Miss Finster! Miss Finster! Its Joosh who's a cum swapping fag, not me." Beautiful.

Remember kids, when a pedophile offers you nitrous, just say no.
 
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Stan said:
Or maybe he got some doctor to prescribe him uppers for “adult adhd”?
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Limp dick junkie has modafinil for his fake ass narcolepsy (diagnosed during the bank teller job era because he slept in so many times) and recently he managed to doctor shop himself an Adderal Rx. "which he takes when he is stressed(!?)".
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Thank you Leo.
 
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He came back six hours later.
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"I didn't have a cheap, shallow relationship, and choosing to let it wasn't flippant or careless, either."

That's kinda the fucking problem, retard. You're putting your wife on the same pedestal as some coked out whore you kept in the corner of your streaming bunker. Yes, Nick, thevinylrevolution knows that Kayla and April are two different people, that's why he's pointing out that qualifying your feelings for you wife and your mistress in the same manner is disrespectful to the woman that you've been married to for decades. But hey, it wouldn't be the first you disrespected her now would it?

"Aaron is a liar who sucks and eats cum. Everything should be lensed through those two constants."

Nick, you're a cuck, just like Aaron is. You're a liar, just like Aaron is. He nutted in your wife. Your child tested positive for cocaine. There is video evidence of having all this homoerotic play with Aaron where you make "jokes" with about making out and you like his face. How about we lens everything through these constants.

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Nick is also quick to deride everyone on his thread as "socially retarded" and yet it was these retards that called you on all the faggotry you had going on. Also, what the fuck does Josh even have to do with this? Is there some fucking missive from Null where he says, "guys, I have soft eyes and my dick only works for anime boys, therefore, you have a-log Nick Rekieta"? Does he believe that everyone that posts on his thread does so on the orders of Josh Moon or to please Josh Moon? Maybe Nick should take a cop to Denny's to see if he can make a better point next time.
 
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Nick totally didn't read Null's post.
Totally didn't read the fact Null has something to collect from Spicer.
And totally didn't immediately chimp out.

Sad day for Kayla, her narcissistic husband isn't distracted by his PO-mandated streaming job.
Now she's dealing with door-headbutting, dry drunk for the rest of what was supposed to be a peaceful day.
 
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BathTubShine said:
Limp dick junkie has modafinil for his fake ass narcolepsy (diagnosed during the bank teller job era because he slept in so many times) and recently he managed to doctor shop himself an Adderal Rx. "which he takes when he is stressed(!?)".
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Thank you Leo.
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Meme Copium mentioned on his stream this morning that he believes that Nick has a prescription for CBD gummies just like Kayla does, but doesn't use them often because he doesn't like the effect.

But Josh (Meme) was implying that Nick could still use Rx CBD in addition to Modafinil and Adderall during his probation period because he got some quack doc to sign off on it once.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
You mean angry

Nick would LOVE if Null bootyblasted him.
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Null would never sully his Floridian dick with the Rekietanus. Firstly, it would be gross and greasy, secondly it would be weird if somewhat funny, and thirdly it would not further Null's agenda of procreating the white race. And it would be all around awkward and Nick would try to lick Dear Leader's face.
 
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