Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

At least they probably avoided food poisoning, since Jack didn’t do any of the cooking. What a fucking bizarre video.

He was there so I'm sure they got some kind of contact contagion just from being in the same room as him.

Nah, this dudes wife punked him good. Look at this.

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His mouth is smiling, but those eyes have admitted defeat. She got him and he knows it. This is the kind of couple that pranks each other by plastic wrapping the toilet or hiding rubber snakes in the mailbox. Though inviting Jack to your house is probably grounds for an at-fault divorce.

I would hope so because otherwise it means somebody unironically likes Fatty and his spouse is so useless in the kitchen she can't cook a decent meal by herself.

 

[JustStopDude]

I don't know if this just in my head, but I swear it's like generation x people, such as Jack, are always ranting about "young people" (especially millennials) having everything handed to them and are lazy.

Like even more than baby boomers.

There is a weirdo "Coach" Eli Melas I follow who does the same shit as Jack...being unemployed yet ranting all the time that anyone younger than them are lazy and untitled.

 

[Daddy Strokum]

There is a weirdo "Coach" Eli Melas I follow who does the same shit as Jack...being unemployed yet ranting all the time that anyone younger than them are lazy and untitled.

What titles would Jack consider to be not-lazy?

 

[JustStopDude]

What titles would Jack consider to be not-lazy?

I'm a millennial. Clearly I am too lazy to spell check my work.

Meant to say "entitled".

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't know if this just in my head, but I swear it's like generation x people, such as Jack, are always ranting about "young people" (especially millennials) having everything handed to them and are lazy.

Like even more than baby boomers.

There is a weirdo "Coach" Eli Melas I follow who does the same shit as Jack...being unemployed yet ranting all the time that anyone younger than them are lazy and untitled.

If only that was even remotely true.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Everything okay over there Jack

 

[Daddy Strokum]

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Everything okay over there Jack

The thumbnails are getting smaller and smaller each time...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The thumbnails are getting smaller and smaller each time...

We'll need a microscope to see the thumbnails in the future.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No one is going to pay $5 to order a CD from fatty when they could just spend $7-$10 more and get the whole CD at their local store and not have to wait for it to arrive.

The biggest issue was that the “artists” using his service were all nobodies whose music people were completely unfamiliar with. Who wants to spend $5 on a crapshoot CD? Hell, even if it was sent completely free of charge, how many people are willing to go through the tedium of opening yet another online account, signing up for more mail, just hoping that you’d like what you received?

I always enjoy how Jack explains away his many failures as being attributable to something he had no control over, rather than a fundamental flaw in his reasoning and execution.

I might need to watch that footage of him getting BTFO by the investors again. Still can’t believe he thought his sauce company was worth such an inflated price because of the “hard work” he had put into it. Jack is a dummy who values time input rather than value output and boy does it fucking show.

 

[Tiresome]

a fundamental flaw in his reasoning and execution.

Jack thought of music as a product but like Oreos, where you had maybe three, four brands and all of them were at least okay because they were all so similar to each other, when in actuality in music if you're looking for any specific taste alone there are sixty five hundred available at any one time and still only four or five that wouldn't make you wonder why the hell you bought this, because it's crap. But what do you expect from a guy who got fired from a night shift DJ job, which any reasonably loudmouthed but brain-dead idiot could handle.

 

[myhairisonfire]

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Everything okay over there Jack

Probably just trying to fix the inaudible intro music

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't know if this just in my head, but I swear it's like generation x people, such as Jack, are always ranting about "young people" (especially millennials) having everything handed to them and are lazy.

I think that's just the eternal Shithead's Complaint; you can find quotes from ancient Rome about how the kids are lazy nowadays. Modern access to media without gatekeepers just means that the whole world can hear from dumber and less-successful middle-aged people saying the same thing they've always said. It's just louder now.

 

[The Stranger]

Most humble man on the Internet

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Most humble man on the Internet
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How appropriate that his dead arm is shriveled on his avatar too

 

[Daddy Strokum]

Did anybody see the FAIF segment where he was called out about the vanilla yogurt? It was classic Jack. First he called everyone crazy and insisted it wasn't vanilla. Then he watched the video live and still tried to deny it. He finally (barely) admitted he was wrong but turned it on everyone else claiming we had a "hard on" for the ordeal, even though he was about to shart himself in anger over it initially. He immediately changed the subject.

 

[Marc]

The most insulting thing anyone could say to Jack during these streams would be to compliment him for having done something correctly. It would go right to/over his head, everyone else would understand he was being made fun of, and anyone trying to explain to Pizza the Hut that he’s being trolled because no one would ever say that to him in sincerity would be put in the boys’ club for causing him narc injury.

Disclaimer: I’m not encouraging any such trolling plans - Just pointing out that he has so little business streaming in his brain-damaged state that I’m surprised Rob or someone hasn’t mailed him a giant trophy awarded by NAMBLA for “contributions to American cuisine and molecular gastronomy”; knowing Jack wouldn’t be able to resist showing it off on stream with half a grin, then proudly display it next to his jar of poison eggs while he made another pressure cooker diarrhea. I don’t even care for the number of cow-tipping KF posters who try to rile him up in his YouTube comments (even though they’ve been some of the funniest comments I’ve ever seen).

 

[The Stranger]

Most humble man on the Internet
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I post Jack's boomerbook posts and get dumped with Lunacy neg-rates

 

[Adamska]

I post Jack's boomerbook posts and get dumped with Lunacy neg-rates

Well yeah, because that post is classic mental illness and malformation. Jack saying this when he's such a cluster B headcase he will defend a recipe that he himself said looked bad just because he cooked it is peak hypocrisy.

And he did do that mind you; the horrible mac and cheese where he blended soggy cheese balls had him legitimately getting angry when his mommy wife didn't praise it, and he desperately crowed how it was at least as good as the kraft stuff.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Most humble man on the Internet
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The last time he admitted he was wrong was a decade ago when in California, Since he moved to Tennessee he's been up his own butt about how right he is and refuses to accept any kind of wrong doing.

Did anybody see the FAIF segment where he was called out about the vanilla yogurt? It was classic Jack. First he called everyone crazy and insisted it wasn't vanilla. Then he watched the video live and still tried to deny it. He finally (barely) admitted he was wrong but turned it on everyone else claiming we had a "hard on" for the ordeal, even though he was about to shart himself in anger over it initially. He immediately changed the subject.

But he said it's important to admit when you're wrong.

Is Fatty suggesting that this isn't true? I am in complete shock.

 

[Marc]

he desperately crowed how it was at least as good as the kraft stuff.

The delusional, pseudo-meritocracy logic necessary for Jack to pretend he's more than a TikTok-plagiarizing baboon in a power chair requires the average person to watch his appetite-suppressing slop videos and be like, "I want to make Mac-n-Cheese - Better buy a giant can of Planters Cheez Balls and a pound of enriched macaroni product; because it's at least as good as Kraft Dinner. Plus, the meager portions of a box of Kraft Dinner are just cheating you. Thank you for saving dinner, Jack Scalfani; and no one else. I'll never go back to making macaroni and cheese with macaroni and cheese again. I have liked and subscribed."

Not even an Atlanta special needs child thinks like this. Then Jagoff reacts to other people not playing out their role outlined in the Disney script in his head as though they've stabbed him in the heart. He acts like it's inconceivable for people to not play along with his fatass fantasies by kowtowing to every one of his demands or agreeing with every mush-mouthed boast and non sequitur claim that falls out of his mouth like elephant shit.