Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

The fact that this thread is so alive and kicking, is of course proof that Nick is the epitome of a lolcow: Never learns, always doubles down.

The Holy Grail to me is ever getting to see Nick doing this irl.

 

[TexOffender]

Don't forget that moody piece with the piano, "Can't say Goodbye to Imholte", or "Aaron's divide" and "Snake Eater".

Wouldn't even need to change the track name for "Sins of the father."

 

[Lurking9e9]

Late last year or January, and instead of chasing asspats from total strangers, had dedicated his life to his two great passions? April’s snatch and ignoring his kids?

It's likely the house would have still been searched, Aaron would have been kicked out anyway and spilled the beans.
There would be way less milk for sure though.
He did chose one of the more entertaining post arrest paths, I have to admit. If he did fully stop, this thread wouldn't have much to talk about.

 

[datura_binge]

If there's any redbar fans out there, during the first (I think) Sven week, Mike and Sven did ludicrous amounts of gas, Mike would shut down completely like a powered down Droid and then have convulsions and scream.

I can only hope Nick's having similar experiences.

I had a buddy in college that did whippets a lot. I had never seen him do them except once. Honestly scared the shit out of me because he hit that gas and then fell over like he was dead for what seemed like an eternity. Idk why anybody would do that shit to themselves.

 

[john marston]

two great passions

Don't forget his third:

 

[AnOminous]

I had a buddy in college that did whippets a lot. I had never seen him do them except once. Honestly scared the shit out of me because he hit that gas and then fell over like he was dead for what seemed like an eternity. Idk why anybody would do that shit to themselves.

Fun fact: Nick did that shit to himself 33+ times in the supercut of all the times he went off to huff nitrous. He came back, when he barely regained consciousness, with a deep voice indicating he still had nitrous in his lungs, and gibbered incoherently when he was supposedly doing "commentary" on a trial.

He is so angry that Branca stepped out and stopped streaming with him that he issues vague death threats by portraying his name with a tombstone in his weird, pathetic, AI-slop garbage thumbnails.

Who would ever stream with this weird, freaky, creepy, vaguely threatening weirdo?

 

[Lonely khan]

The coke thing especially. I never in my life thought I would be a person who is very openly anti drug but Nick's grand downfall has changed my perspective on hard substances in general. You would think that if something makes it so that you need another substance BECAUSE YOUR DICK ISN'T WORKING that you'd knock that shit off.

Between the anime, whip-its, molly and the cocaine Nick has the sensibilities of a 15 year old in 2009.
Only thing is he would have been 28 in 2009. I'd bet dollars to donutss he has a stussy hat somewhere in his house ... if not 6.

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Spoiler: Nick's "prosaic" writing

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The story of David is a parable about how a once good man turned to his baser desires and arrogantly defied God and how that not only destroyed his life, but the lives of innocent people around him.


Also there's a part about how you shouldn't have a midlife crisis and start fucking the town Bathshebacycle.

Ever since I first read Nicks david rant I thought it was so on brand that Nick would interpret this cautionary tale as "David was great and cheated on his wife, I'm just like david" as opposed to "I fucked up my life by going after strange pussy".

I'm not a very dogmatic guy, but the kids he taught in Sunday school require some intervention from their parents. Nick might have said Jesus was the first school shooter or something.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Rekieta turns a simple direct answer into a paragraph, indicating need to convince, insecurity and obviously: deception. Responding to "please just like you wife":

If he had left it at "I do" it would be a strong statement and convincing. The need to persuade is not congruent with truth. It argues that this whole paragraph is deceptive or trying to deceive. And explaining "love" weakens the presentation to the point where it is valid to question if any love is involved between Rekieta and Kayla at all. Which is something a lot of people have questioned here.
Rekieta does nothing to end such speculation. And he isn't being cute or funny with weasel words he is urgently attempting to deceive. He's terrible at lying.

ETA
without power leveling and whatever, this indicates in the subject high sensitivity to the subject where you would expect low sensitivity. For example asking someone what they ate for breakfast or whether they loved their wife, these are low sensitivity because they are normal, the answers are expected and obvious. Sensitivity means the subject is aware of something or some situation that causes stress, the anxiety causes panic and desire to be evasive, that feeds into the compulsive dishonesty and attempt to deceive. Nothing more.

Example:
Money goes missing. Ask a person not involved in where it went.

"Where is the money that was here?"
"I don't know."

Ask a person aware of what might have happened but not directly involved.

"No idea, Didn't see anything."
"I saw X near it maybe they know something. I didn't take it."

Ask the person who took the money.

"The weird thing is how obsessed people get over this kind of thing. It's funny and weird. To me. Anyway I have no idea what you're talking about. I guess there was money there. Or whatever."
and so on. It will go on and on often with either run on sentences or completely irrelevant garbage.

The number of words between a question and the expected simple answer demonstrates the degree of deception. This should be quite obvious. Distancing from the event or sensitive topic. Distance makes it more safe in the mind of the person sensitive to the topic.

 

[Balldo]

The Holy Grail to me is ever getting to see Nick doing this irl.

Just think of the memes one could make for SovCit threads. Some day Nick will just be "threw it on the ground IRL guy". I am slightly horrified that we may see the pixelated face of his kid reacting to a battering ram coming through door.

Thanks, dad!

 

[thebigdream]

Nick has admitted on stream (as captured in one of @Melty Butter summaries) that he has a weed card, but does not use it often. This tracks with other statements he has made in the past about not liking the effect of marijuana on himself, but any drug in a pinch? There is also disagreement that the card would be an allowance for his probation.

His distaste for weed tracks with his general preference for stimulants - a depressant might actually cause the dumb motherfucker to get some real sleep, and we can't have that. Although I'd love for someone to explain his preference for alcohol - was that an old habit he couldn't kick? I can't imagine it was fun habitually drinking while already strung out.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Hi Nick! What flavor of Galaxy Gas are you huffing right now? Did you remember to feed your kids something that isn't cocaine? Oh, be sure to turn that wife of yours that you really like on her side before you go to Smelly Ape's house so she doesn't asphyxiate on her own vomit.

If he was a really good husband, he'd turn Kayla every 2 hours so she doesn't get bedsores.

Idk why he thinks a guy getting beaten at video games by his dad is such an own. My dad used to beat me at Arnold Palmer Golf on Sega all the time, and I'm not ashamed about it. You know why I'm not?

Because my dad really didn't like video games, but he wanted to take an interest in the things I was interested in. He was spending time with me, voluntarily, not just driving me to school. He didn't really "get" the role-playing and adventure games I liked, but he understood the point of Arnold Palmer Golf, so we'd play that, so we could both enjoy it and hang out together. My dad died a long time ago but I'd give almost anything in the world to be able to have him beat my ass at Arnold Palmer Golf one last time.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So, guys...

When we get the body cam, do you think it would be in excessively bad taste to make Sally Struthers image memes?

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Here in Balldonia, children live in squalor. Unfed, unwashed, and unloved. All because the ruthless dictator of this nation spends all of their national resources on Cocaine and Balldos.

But YOU can help make a difference! For just $5 a week... 1/10th the cost of a nude picture of the dictator's slatternly wife... you can get them the Spaghettios they so desperately need.

I feel like with AI we have the power to make full on videos of her walking around eating a dorito in squalor

Also I find it funny that Sally Struthers was considered incredibly fat 30 years ago

 

[Vibralldo]

Could you imagine how dead and boring this thread would be if Nick had gotten the F off the internet in say… Late last year or January, and instead of chasing asspats from total strangers, had dedicated his life to his two great passions? April’s snatch and ignoring his kids?

I’d reckon we’d still get maaaaybe a page or two a week, but it would mostly be nostalgic “Remember when Nick got fucked up and…” posts, along with someone going “Gee, Nick should cover that Karen Read trial!”. And of course me occasionally checking in and reminding everyone that our wife still is kinda cute, and trying to find someone to discuss Kayla’s wedding pics with.

The fact that this thread is so alive and kicking, is of course proof that Nick is the epitome of a lolcow: Never learns, always doubles down.

There were a couple days after the trial where Nick was quiet and people thought he was a dead cow

 

[parsnip]

His distaste for weed tracks with his general preference for stimulants - a depressant might actually cause the dumb motherfucker to get some real sleep, and we can't have that. Although I'd love for someone to explain his preference for alcohol - was that an old habit he couldn't kick? I can't imagine it was fun habitually drinking while already strung out.

Weed can make a person pretty introspective, which is the last thing Nick would want to experience. Coke makes you feel like a king, and booze is the same unless you happen to be a sad drunk. Given his personality (disorder) it's no wonder he likes the substances he does.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta turns a simple direct answer into a paragraph, indicating need to convince, insecurity and obviously: deception. Responding to "please just like you wife":
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If he had left it at "I do" it would be a strong statement and convincing. The need to persuade is not congruent with truth. It argues that this whole paragraph is deceptive or trying to deceive. And explaining "love" weakens the presentation to the point where it is valid to question if any love is involved between Rekieta and Kayla at all. Which is something a lot of people have questioned here.
Rekieta does nothing to end such speculation. And he isn't being cute or funny with weasel words he is urgently attempting to deceive. He's terrible at lying.

How many drugs did he have to take to turn a normal yes or no answer into some gay poem?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

How many drugs did he have to take to turn a normal yes or no answer into some gay poem?

As much as the lack of direct attention from his PO will bear.

 

[Scalia OBGYN]

There were a couple days after the trial where Nick was quiet and people thought he was dead.

Thats the thing though, Nick needs to be on the internet. He stops when he dies. Hes a fundamentally broken human that needs this to live, he needs to keep (attempting) to prove how cool he is and lying and rehashing the drug stories. Something broke him in his childhood, he always wanted to be the cool badboy but was always the sexless, noodle armed nerd born into privilege and safety. He will never be “cool” and is far too ungrateful to realize most people would kill to be given the shit he was. Its too late and there is no coming back. Rackets will slowly fade away, his audience in a few years will just be losers like him and kiwifarmers keeping tabs. What a sad waste

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Between the anime, whip-its, molly and the cocaine Nick has the sensibilities of a 15 year old in 2009.
Only thing is he would have been 28 in 2009. I'd bet dollars to donutss he has a stussy hat somewhere in his house ... if not 6.

The story of David is a parable about how a once good man turned to his baser desires and arrogantly defied God and how that not only destroyed his life, but the lives of innocent people around him.
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Also there's a part about how you shouldn't have a midlife crisis and start fucking the town Bathshebacycle.

Ever since I first read Nicks david rant I thought it was so on brand that Nick would interpret this cautionary tale as "David was great and cheated on his wife, I'm just like david" as opposed to "I fucked up my life by going after strange pussy".

I'm not a very dogmatic guy, but the kids he taught in Sunday school require some intervention from their parents. Nick might have said Jesus was the first school shooter or something.

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"Create in me a pure heart, O God,
and renew a steadfast spirit within me.
Do not cast me from your presence
or take your Holy Spirit from me.
Restore to me the joy of your salvation
and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me.
...
My sacrifice, O God, is a broken spirit;
a broken and contrite heart
you, God, will not despise."
-King David, Psalm 51

"Fuck it, back to the whippets"
-Crackets

Now I'm no theologian or Sunday school teacher, but I see no meaningful difference between the two.

 

[joebobmurphy]

As soon as I see the body cam footage on the front page I dropping everything, buying some Devils Cut, and watching every second of it from each cop’s camera. It’s coming, Nick. Seethe like you’ve never seethed before. Eat FOIA, take it down your throat like BBC.

 

[chalkyresidue]

if he taped a packet of confetti to one side oh his head and put the gun to the other and spent the last moments of his life throwing a party

This is the funniest shit I think I’ve read anywhere this year