Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[he who has thus come/gone]

What would cause this thread to stop is him getting the fuck off the Internet. It would starve the thread of content.

But what can he do instead? He can't practice law under his own name in Minnesota. He can't get a real job because he has a childlike rebellion against any authority, even if that authority is paying to feed the children he allegedly loves. He can't stream because his brain has been killed by alcohol, drugs, and oxygen deprivation, and because his reputation is trashed.

The only thing he could possibly do with his life is get off the Internet and homestead or farm using his parents' money. I don't think he even has the willpower to try and succeed at that, but I'm pretty sure the only possible semi-successful life he could have at this point is one where he raises chickens and potatoes without access to the Internet.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What we already got the bodycam footage of Nick’s crackhouse





(It’s from Ready or Not. There was a child’s room where a child was ODing. Honestly this game is a more a horror game than a shooter because there’s always a crackhead who slips around with a knife)

 

[Soapmore]

But what can he do instead? He can't practice law under his own name in Minnesota. He can't get a real job because he has a childlike rebellion against any authority, even if that authority is paying to feed the children he allegedly loves. He can't stream because his brain has been killed by alcohol, drugs, and oxygen deprivation, and because his reputation is trashed.

He can do what he loves. Suck dick for drugs.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick has the trait of the midwit of using $0.50 words (adjusted for inflation) without knowing what they mean, because they look "fancy" and he thinks it makes him look smart instead of like a pretentious quasi-literate cretin.

: That's a lie you atavistic prude! My writing is perfectly prosaic!

 

[Swole McPole]

Unless his combo boner pills have an anti-emetic in them, I'm highly doubtful it contains apomorphine.

I have to say, when I was checking the website, I was very sceptical because it appeared to be claiming to be an erectile dysfunction drug but I couldn't find any mention at all of ingredients or dosages on there. No mention of prescriptions or pharmacies. I half expected them to be demanding payment in bitcoin.

I just assumed it was some kind of herbal viagra deal that was scamming the retarded boomers that couldn't get it up any more. Although why they wouldn't just use the tried and tested products is somewhat mystifying to me.

You don’t even need a prescription for it in most places now.

I was in my local supermarket this afternoon and they were selling soft drinks, the primary advertised ingredient of which was CBD. They had names like 'Zapped', 'Wasted', etc. so trying to sell off the implication that there was cannabinoid content in there that would get you high, but as you say, CBD has no psychoactive effects.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Guys grab your tinfoil hats becasue few things connected for me right now, Nick said he havent seen April since last year, yet MNPR claims otherwise, April have suposed bf but it smells like gay op, what if Nick just have split personality and Nick1 really havent seen her nor is in relation with her, buuuut Nick2 is activly her bf, even him flipping himself off sounds like something a guy who hits himself could do, so when he (Nick 1) says that he havent seen her, bum, he's technically correct. Im ready for my autistic stickers now.

Crazy as it sounds, coping to the point of creating alternate personas is not out of the question.

Recall that April_Law1111 claimed that their X account was hacked by... themselves back in November 2024.

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Awkward attempts at saving face is something both April and Nick have in common. Consider the "evidence" posted by Nick on Saturday is a text received after Aaron blocked Nick on YouTube for sending in the superchat alleging the goo eating. First entry in the screenshot: "Aaron blocked me on youtube after I superchatted him that he looked into your eyes as he licked it."

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The texts that are Nick's "evidence" didn't exist until after Nick made the claim and got blocked. It also involves corroboration from a bitter substance abusing ex-wife begging for sexual attention from Nick by stroking his ego. It doesn't mean that Aaron didn't eat the goo, but the "evidence" doesn't add any more weight to Nick's claim since April will likely say anything in relation to Aaron if she thinks it will benefit her.

For example, Nick recently claimed that Aaron abused April:

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April made the same claim of abuse back in November of 2024 when Nick allegedly exposed Aaron's browsing history... only to try and walk it back about a day later when she realized the revenge against Aaron was more felonious than anticipated:

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Nick and April have been at odds with reality for a long time to the point where they are often fighting their own account of things or awkwardly trying to force their narratives. As it stands, Nick's endless rationalization of his behavior and highly selective (re)definitions of terms reek of desperation.

 

[LemonParty]

a mix of your favourite synthetic cathinones,

Nick is to much of a pussy to try bath salts, and to much of a retard to know there are still legal forms of them that don't show up on a drug test that can be ordered from research chemical websites like this one.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

For context, such an investigation can last up to 90 days

Is that until final disposition, or until notification of the investigated party?

Meme Copium mentioned on his stream this morning that he believes that Nick has a prescription for CBD gummies just like Kayla does, but doesn't use them often because he doesn't like the effect.

But Josh (Meme) was implying that Nick could still use Rx CBD in addition to Modafinil and Adderall during his probation period because he got some quack doc to sign off on it once.

Nick has admitted on stream (as captured in one of @Melty Butter summaries) that he has a weed card, but does not use it often. This tracks with other statements he has made in the past about not liking the effect of marijuana on himself, but any drug in a pinch? There is also disagreement that the card would be an allowance for his probation.

Janus words is a great way to describe it. No flak to any kiwis in Minnesota, but is the average iq like significantly lower over there? Cause I can't see this double speak he does working on anyone but the dumbest of the dumb. He's actually so bad at it that even if I have no context as to what he's talking about, you can instantly tell he's trying to twist a lie into being true based on the emphasis he puts on certain words. I don't think this retarded half-truth thing he does is working on most people, but there has to have been a population in his daily life that this shit worked on for him to feel so confident about doing it. Then again, maybe it was just his locals audience? lol

I agree that it is an apt nomenclature.

As for average IQ, the sub-saharan population must weigh down the left end of the curve.

Nick has the trait of the midwit of using $0.50 words (adjusted for inflation) without knowing what they mean, because they look "fancy" and he thinks it makes him look smart instead of like a pretentious quasi-literate cretin.

Nick treats jokes that same way--beating them to death. He 100% latches on to words and concepts that e finds interesting (like Greer, oddly enough) and will pound his fists that IT MATTERS until the final judgement shows that it never really mattered after all...

i said this a year ago and got buried in dumbs

Only because it was a Kiwi Farms watermark you suggested. That would have the effect of limiting it's reach. It needs to be something that is innocuous enough for channels to be able to disavow knowledge of the meaning.

I'd like to see the News Hamster down in the corner, maybe dressed as a police officer.

This is cute!

What audience?

The ones he ignores:

Reaction images and emojis are shite. Add some content and at least an effort at repartee that contributes to the conversation in the thread. This is not a chatroom.

Guys, the bodycam footage is not being released. Nick said it would never be released.

Add it to the list of things he has been WRONG about:

- 'DAMMIT, NICK WE LOST THE CASE!'
- Nick would have managed Kyle R. better than anyone else
- RUMBLE and LOCALS are going to be BIG
- Johnny Depp cannot win a defamation case
- Probable cause hearing and the COPS LIED!

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nick is to much of a pussy to try bath salts, and to much of a retard to know there are still legal forms of them that don't show up on a drug test that can be ordered from research chemical websites like this one.

I get the running joke but Nick just introduced us to an industrial strength dick pill pretty sure he knows about bath salts and nutmeg.

 

[Captain Manning]

But what can he do instead? He can't practice law under his own name in Minnesota. He can't get a real job because he has a childlike rebellion against any authority, even if that authority is paying to feed the children he allegedly loves. He can't stream because his brain has been killed by alcohol, drugs, and oxygen deprivation, and because his reputation is trashed.

I have no idea. Nor do I care.

I do know, however, that he has the luxury of rich parents.

He is doing what he is doing now because of his ego. Not in an effort to keep his children fed.

I am merely pointing out, in all honesty, what would be his best bet of killing this thread, or at least slowing it considerably. And that is him fucking off the Internet.

And lest anybody here think I shouldn't give him good advice, do not worry... for he won't take it. It is axiomatic that cows do not listen to good advice. Especially this one.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

that until final disposition, or until notification of the investigated party?

Until the Director has to either approve bringing disciplinary actions, refuse them, or issue a private admonishment. The admonishment cannot be issued in cases of serious nature.

 

[Swole McPole]

TI-99/4A ftw.

BBC Micro, Model B. Elite was such a great game.

 

[Nihil Jung]

If there's any redbar fans out there, during the first (I think) Sven week, Mike and Sven did ludicrous amounts of gas, Mike would shut down completely like a powered down Droid and then have convulsions and scream.

I can only hope Nick's having similar experiences.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The March version that Nick told to his audience on 5/12/25:

I think he's lying or being manipulative.
Maybe April has another boyfriend for their gay sex tristes.
But a flip off doesn't necessarily imply hostility. It could have been an inside joke.


Going to get a lil retarded here.
But it literally means "fuck you" or "fuck off"
If they're having drugged up 3somes the guy could be jesting him about fucking him later.

Given Nick's track record this is his way of going "see I'm not with April a guy she's with flipped me off"
in reality he's just thinking about sucking that guy's cock later.
This is a very Nick thing to do.

Nick is a lying liar that lies.

Pretty much. It could be your second option where he's just making the guy up too.


So much shit happened today. Never a moment to catch up with this thread I swear.

lol looks like someone struck a nerve. Nick's mad that people can so easily tell when he's lying, so he had to call @Null a gay pedophile.

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He really hasn't learned a fucking thing.
Get em Null.

I think I know why he is doing this... I am guessing Null has had some success on other informative fronts and rackets just found out.

I love seeing him get angry and lash out

I can only imagine this is just the start of the seethe to come. We're going to need a separate lolcow award category that's based on him after he gets hattrick this year.



Hey Nick, if you read this. I got myself a bottle of Redbreast 12 year old Whiskey.
Its got this nice dried nuts and fruits taste to it with just a hint of sherry sweetness. It goes down so smooth. I'm gonna have a glass tonight. I think it'll really hit the spot.

Nick is at least 150 pounds too ligh

I dunno tubby has been packing it on as of late. Nick is gettin FAT
Keep eatin Nick, you tubby bastard.

 

[Lurking9e9]

- Probable cause hearing and the COPS LIED!

Franks Motion, "MUH CONSTITUTION"


The Montagraph case (likely going to lose)

 

[ChromaQuack]

And who could forget the haunting main theme, "The Balldo Is Yet To Come"?

Don't forget that moody piece with the piano, "Can't say Goodbye to Imholte", or "Aaron's divide" and "Snake Eater".

 

[daniel day]

Sean (PPP lawyer premium skin)

tbh if you told me every person in the Sektur was like 3-4 incredible method actors, I'd probably believe you. Its gotten so fucking insane at this point I can't even fathom the depths of depravity thats going on behind the camera. Remember, everything we know about Nick and Ralph and PPP and Warski and all these fucking people is stuff THEY PUT ON THE INTERNET of their own volition. Imagine the kind of shit they get up to entirely on their lonesome when no one is watching.

 

[AnOminous]

- Nick would have managed Kyle R. better than anyone else

Just like that popinjay Barnes would have given him the best criminal representation money could buy. Except they fired his puffed-up ass and won anyway.

I guarantee if Barnes had been on that team or Rekieta had been, Rittenhouse would be serving life right now.

Nick's closing arguments would have been asking the jury "balls or no balls."

Franks Motion, "MUH CONSTITUTION"

Also Boss Baby Barnes and Cuckieta: "No, not THAT Constitution, I mean the one that's in my head!"

 

[Captain Manning]

So, guys...

When we get the body cam, do you think it would be in excessively bad taste to make Sally Struthers memes?


Here in Balldonia, children live in squalor. Unfed, unwashed, and unloved. All because the ruthless dictator of this nation spends all of their national resources on Cocaine and Balldos.

But YOU can help make a difference! For just $5 a week... 1/10th the cost of a nude picture of the dictator's slatternly wife... you can get them the Spaghettios they so desperately need.

 

[Fapcop]

What would cause this thread to stop is him getting the fuck off the Internet. It would starve the thread of content.

Could you imagine how dead and boring this thread would be if Nick had gotten the F off the internet in say… Late last year or January, and instead of chasing asspats from total strangers, had dedicated his life to his two great passions? April’s snatch and ignoring his kids?

I’d reckon we’d still get maaaaybe a page or two a week, but it would mostly be nostalgic “Remember when Nick got fucked up and…” posts, along with someone going “Gee, Nick should cover that Karen Read trial!”. And of course me occasionally checking in and reminding everyone that our wife still is kinda cute, and trying to find someone to discuss Kayla’s wedding pics with.

The fact that this thread is so alive and kicking, is of course proof that Nick is the epitome of a lolcow: Never learns, always doubles down.