Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:
I'm not an international attorney so I've got to ask, would Billy get away with a hot sauce flavor called "Albino Tears"?
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Who cares about international lawyers?

I wouldn't buy those. They sound DISGUSTING. You actually want the pervert tears of some dude who can't even walk outdoors without dying within minutes?

Remember this, this is a dude, who if he even walks outdoors into the sunlight during the day, his skin instantly starts flaking off of him, he gets cancer, he starts dying.

Karl is basically Nosferatu.
 
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Barry Williams said:
Yeah he certainly sucks but I don't know if that's in the vampire way. Maybe a gay vampire.
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I VAAAANT TO SUUUCK YOUR DEEEK!

Billy isn't interested in that though.

Remember, the instant Karl walks outdoors, he immediately starts taking 3 hp/s sun damage just from exposure to the sun, plus every item he's carrying takes flame damage if it is susceptible to flame damage.

I wouldn't even want to be around with this dude. Albinism sucks, man.
 
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black hole said:
I'm not buying the hotsauce unless I happen to be wherever it's sold, nor did I donate to jobst's gofundme, but I've seen so many posts about it that I want to know. What's it more like? Tobasco, Louisana, or Crystal?
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If I had to use one of those three, I would say Crystal probably.

For what it's worth, I thought the Rickeys sauce was actually quite good even if overpriced. I didn't try the other two.

What I like is the consistency of the sauce. Isn't too watery like some main stream brands and the flavor is decent and not over powering.
 
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Maybe instead of a lump sum billy can get the rights to karls name to make a hotsauce making fun of him. I think selling that would make more money in the long run.
 
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Schpoots said:
Maybe instead of a lump sum billy can get the rights to karls name to make a hotsauce making fun of him. I think selling that would make more money in the long run.
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Karl Jobbers face does not belong on such a kingly sauce. However I like your entrepreneurial attitude very American unlike Jobst who lives in a prison colony.

Someone like Jobst is only good for cleaning up after the King and his patrons therefore I suggest putting his face on a napkin. Furthermore the king does not need to give Karl anything as his face like his pick up game is worthless.

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Whocaresman said:
In slight defense to Billy this is a product his family had beforehand and a business he was already a part of he just use his fame to help sell, compared to youtubers that just shill other people's shity product or create a product solely to grift
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The hot sauce isn't even technically the product/company his family owns. The restaurant is and the hot sauce was a side business. Based on searching around for the hot sauce on the internet it really isn't widely successful unless he's selling it as a white label thing (we give you the hot sauce and put your company branding on it).
 
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neger psykolog said:
The hot sauce isn't even technically the product/company his family owns. The restaurant is and the hot sauce was a side business. Based on searching around for the hot sauce on the internet it really isn't widely successful unless he's selling it as a white label thing (we give you the hot sauce and put your company branding on it).
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How do you mean technically?

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Lukie said:
How do you mean technically?

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If Billy wasn't so shitty, you could respect the man for actually pulling this all off. Unironically this is a part of the American dream and what's great about this place. Billy may not have been the business brains afterwards when his dad got the ball rolling but he is holding it together. But then he throws a temper tantrum and lies about...Donkey Kong scores like, what the fuck lol.
 
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neger psykolog said:
The hot sauce isn't even technically the product/company his family owns. The restaurant is and the hot sauce was a side business. Based on searching around for the hot sauce on the internet it really isn't widely successful unless he's selling it as a white label thing (we give you the hot sauce and put your company branding on it).
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I might be misremembering but I thought they made the original sauce for the restaurant and then decided to start selling it locally and he just expanded to selling it online when he took over. I wouldn't imagine it makes a large profit but probably just enough to justify keeping it going seeing as they're not a very large business to begin with.
 
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NegaBoogie1488 said:
Its not a Dam 52 but definitely a good speed run for the category of ‘Destroying your entire life’
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Correct me if I‘m wrong but doesn‘t bankruptcy just mean that they take 50% of what you make above a certain threshold?

So if Karl made $40k / month already he will ‘only‘ make around $15-20k anymore until the bankruptcy is over and he is debt free after 3 years and 1 day in Australia.
 
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AnOminous said:
Remember, the instant Karl walks outdoors, he immediately starts taking 3 hp/s sun damage just from exposure to the sun, plus every item he's carrying takes flame damage if it is susceptible to flame damage.
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One must imagine the sun as a giant ball of Rickey's world famous sauce. Discount code "SKIN CANCER" for 10% off!
 
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RandomGibberish said:
Correct me if I‘m wrong but doesn‘t bankruptcy just mean that they take 50% of what you make above a certain threshold?

So if Karl made $40k / month already he will ‘only‘ make around $15-20k anymore until the bankruptcy is over and he is debt free after 3 years and 1 day in Australia.
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The court ordered payments to Billy are likely not discharged in a bankruptcy.
I checked the AU government website and it said court penalties are not.
especially because they were made with reckless disregard for the truth and malice.
 
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