Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Dead Air]

I put in an order at 2:55 this morning for my bottle of Dragon Sauce before I went to bed. I'm sorry bros, I got the last bottle.

 

[Sharpeteer]

All 256 bottles sold out within a day.

Well I'll be damned. That's what I get for waiting.

I put in an order at 2:55 this morning for my bottle of Dragon Sauce before I went to bed. I'm sorry bros, I got the last bottle.

If you actually got the last one, respect.

Also, lol:




I would not be surprised in the slightest if one of those dragon label hot sauce bottles shows up on eBay.

 

[Bulgarian Lives Matter]

R-R-R-Rickey's
H-H-H-Hot Sauce
Rickey's Famous Hot Sauce, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Karly Jobber now you're feeling the felt
Crispy and juicy, now you're paying your debt
Ooh, super spicey, it's a lawsuit attaaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkk!

 

[Riot Guard]

It would be really ironic if Karl did eventually neck himself because of the debt after claiming that's what Billy did to Apollo.

 

[AnOminous]

They won't seize the house, the only car, basic appliances, ect. And he can probably keep a lot of his computer stuff if he claims it's for work.

So far as I can tell, this is not actually true. You're probably American, like I am, and are used to American bankruptcy rules, which are INCREDIBLY generous compared to most of the rest of the world. In Australia, if you declare bankruptcy, your real estate (and any real estate you own a share in) is immediately the property of the bankruptcy trustee, who can do anything he wants with it.

The trustee literally immediately OWNS all your real estate.

There is no way a $2.5 million AUD house is exempt.

Be glad you're an American. Where you can dodge an infibucks judgment you can't pay by just buying a giant mansion in Florida, like O.J. did.

Billy is going a bit overboard with the smugposting, but at the same time Karl did admit he would've chased him to bankruptcy and would've never let it go if he won, so I guess that's deserved.

People always say "never kick a man when he's down." My view? When's a better time?

If he were smart and cared for his family, he would have put everything he owns in his wife and kids name, then neck himself.

Doesn't work that way. That's called a fraudulent transfer and can easily be reversed when it's obviously something he did just to dodge a bankruptcy. The bankruptcy trustee would instantly move for such a fraudulent transfer to be set aside.

He should still contemplate necking, though.

Atleast Billy might be merciful enough to use Rickey's World Famous Hot Sauce as lube.

If he's really merciful, he'll just use the standard sauce. If he isn't, maybe he saved one of those ghost pepper sauce bottles.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Nobody underlined how the seizure would definitely include his N64 and his N64 collection, including his precious Golden Eye cart which he broke Dam 52 on. I was curious and wondered if he would still have the high score saved on that cart. A cursory search tells me a N64's SRAM battery lives for about 15-20 years so it's very likely the SRAM has drained, the question is whether he could replace it and maintain the battery. I wasn't able to find any answers. I know N64 SRAM swap is not as simple as removing and replacing the battery because it's welded to the board and doesn't use a simple connector. So even if the SRAM can maintain it's charge a few seconds it's not enough to perform a swap.

Either whether or not the cart still contains his record of his "greatest achievement" the cart certainly owns providence for him. Sadly if the guy running the auction is aware that Golden Eye can resell for $50 it would definitely be worth seizing. It's a shame those auctions generally aren't online. Somebody could snag the game.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

What do you call the opposite of a Crashout/MeltDown? Because that’s what’s Billy’s having and I love it. This is like 10 Christmases for him all in one.

 

[William_Sterog]

Nobody underlined how the seizure would definitely include his N64 and his N64 collection, including his precious Golden Eye cart which he broke Dam 52 on. I was curious and wondered if he would still have the high score saved on that cart. A cursory search tells me a N64's SRAM battery lives for about 15-20 years so it's very likely the SRAM has drained, the question is whether he could replace it and maintain the battery. I wasn't able to find any answers. I know N64 SRAM swap is not as simple as removing and replacing the battery because it's welded to the board and doesn't use a simple connector. So even if the SRAM can maintain it's charge a few seconds it's not enough to perform a swap.

Either whether or not the cart still contains his record of his "greatest achievement" the cart certainly owns providence for him. Sadly if the guy running the auction is aware that Golden Eye can resell for $50 it would definitely be worth seizing. It's a shame those auctions generally aren't online. Somebody could snag the game.

Meh. His run is worthless, not even admitted by the biggest speedrun platform:

https://www.speedrun.com/ge60fps/runs/m79084ey

His own record is more disputed than Mitchell's.

 

[Guntkvd]

What do you call the opposite of a Crashout/MeltDown?

God's Plan.

 

[Lukie]

His own record is more disputed than Mitchell's.

Wouldn't it be funny if Billy seized Karl's Golden Eye cart and it turns out he completed his record by emulation.

 

[Niggernerd]

The funny thing is, Billy does not have to accept a payment plan.
If karl possesses assets that can be liquidated to cover the debt, they will be liquidated if Karl does not do it himself.

That is the entire point of the enforcement warrant.
I bet you Karl went to BIlly and said "please me merciful master Kong, I have a son and an asian maid who rely on me".
And Billy said: "Get fucked albino mongoloid, I am 700k+$AUS out of pocket for my lawyers. Pay up!"

I hope billy doesn't show mercy. He really needs to put this sick dog down until Karl tells a rope and chair "hello you absolute legends"

 

[Killing and Eating People]

GoldenEye speedruns are uniquely terrible because most of the time the run is spent with Bond running forward staring at the floor. This is done because the N64 saves on resources by only loading in assets and models that the camera can see, so if you move while staring at the floor the game runs 0.1% faster or whatever the fuck.

Every game does that, its an issue because goldeneye ties movement speed to the framerate.

Lots of old consoleshitter games have problems like this, because they usually run at a consistent (low) framerate, so there's no incentive for using deltatime for frame independence or optimizing past 30 frames. Super mario 64 in particular lags heavily in certain areas I think because the Japanese forgot to use a C++ compiler flag. So speedrunners have to look at the wall to have the game run faster.

I can't imagine playing on cheap plastic controllers that are 30 years old to meet "original hardware" requirements is very pleasant either.

Goldenye speedrunners were really upset when lookdown was discovered, and people made fun of them for it because they exploit all kinds of glitches and absurd tactics to save milliseconds. But you know what, the speedrunners were right. Look down is fucking stupid. The first speedrun I ever watched was a goldeneye speedrun and I thought it was really confusing and bad because they were just looking at the ground the whole time.

 

[Rux]

I looked into that myself a while back. Isn't that the same address the company was registered at when he ran a company for "ApproachHerNow"?
I am doubtful this is his actual personal address.

You're right. I found the civil claim document that Billy sent to Karl; which contains a different address for him.
(doc provided in attachments)
Unit 38, 35 Kathleen Street Richlands, QLD 4077

Same garage:


Same bedroom:
flipped because Karl's facecam was flipped
(A)
This is most definitely his personal home.

Spoiler: Photos and Video

Also, the 32 Pine Rd house is literally right next to his personal home lol.


Unfortunately, Karl has since moved.

Thankfully he's retarded, and posted a picture of his new home with the name of the REA who sold it to him.

(A)
32 Ventura Street, Pallara QLD 4110

Spoiler: Photos

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Oh I found the answer. "Goldeneye doesn't use volatile sram. This means there is no battery in it to die. Goldeneye uses EEPROM, which doesn't require a constant battery source."

It doesn't use SRAM. So his Dam 52 record is definitely "safe" for now.

Wow, honestly that's kinda fucked, he cried over that time and they might take the cart away.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

32 Ventura Street, Pallara QLD 4110

that house is hideous

 

[Nick Gars]

Oh I found the answer. "Goldeneye doesn't use volatile sram. This means there is no battery in it to die. Goldeneye uses EEPROM, which doesn't require a constant battery source."

It doesn't use SRAM. So his Dam 52 record is definitely "safe" for now.

Wow, honestly that's kinda fucked, he cried over that time and they might take the cart away.

Billy could do the Chadliest thing of all time and request it be set aside to be auctioned off. If I could pay Billy around $100 for it, I would be pretty tempted. Just imagine the seethe if whomever got ahold of it made a video of the record being deleted or the cart being smashed. Another Chad move could be for Billy to just take the cart and start claiming: "I'm actually the record holder for the first Dam 52 ama". He technically wouldn't be wrong.

Hell, Karl should request it be auctioned if I'm being honest. I could see that cart easily wiping out at least $300-$500 of debt, up to even $1000, if auctioned off. Theres definetly people out there with much deeper pockets than mine that would snatch that shit up for stupid amounts of money just to spite him.

 

[Lukie]

that house is hideous

Modern, crass and sterile enough to skin stray cats. Of course Karl liked it enough to buy it.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being Karl Jobst. Not only are you a liar and an autist, but you're so genetically defective that you're pretty much Nosferatu, and you start burning to death if you even walk outside and are exposed to the Sun.

Imagine being such a weak creature that just walking outdoors could be a fatal experience, because muh albinism.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Wow, honestly that's kinda fucked, he cried over that time and they might take the cart away.

Are you saying Billy could seize Karl's Dam record and then upload it himself with physical proof?

 

[FroonHRTSlammer]

It's actually amazing how retarded he is. He literally just pissed away over a million for literally nothing.