Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Duke Nukem said:
I can't believe his parents have let him get away with as much as he has.
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They should put him in a home. I mean look at this.
alex.webp
Imagine waking up looking at this blathering, slathering, drooling, babbling, burbling, making weird noises at you, and you don't realize this thing needs to be put in a home.
 
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AnOminous said:
They should put him in a home. I mean look at this.
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Imagine waking up looking at this blathering, slathering, drooling, babbling, burbling, making weird noises at you, and you don't realize this thing needs to be put in a home.
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Them Fucking teeth...
 
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Dead Lion said:
Vandalized my pictures without my consent.
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Dead Lion said:
Which is why I will never end the war on KiwiFarms because they don't ask me for consent before doing these things which I will never give them consent for
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shut up nigger
Kill yourself Alex.webp
shut up tranny
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shut up faggot
Middle finger.webp
shut up retard
Retard.webp
shut up pedo
Alex stress.webp
Comb your hair or something you dysgenic freak, it's fucking annoying to cut out.

Dead Lion said:
When I say #DropKiwiFarms , You are supposed to agree with me and help me shut down this nightmare, you shouldn't respond by bullying me and ruining my life.
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Spoken like a true tranny.
 
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MylarBalloonBratz
Yesterday

The Trolls keep calling you for a pedo but I can't see anything like that about you I have seen your drawings of girls etc but nothing that comes of as pedophila etc at all and I don't support pedos but you don't seem like one to me. and I don't trust everything the trolls say.
BetterSkatez
6 hours ago

Yeah. I am not a pedophile whatsoever, they have no proof of me being one.
MylarBalloonBratz
5 hours ago

I don't think you are one either. I find it more worrying that the government in Denmark is pushing laws about climate agenda all because of WEF and UN. there is no Climate crisis or human made climate change its all a Conspiracy theory to rise taxes and ban everything and control people's lifes. I have never voted left wing for this reason because all Danish left wing parties support this Conspiracy theory and the parties I vote for never get that many votes in elections so I feel as if Denmark don't have real democracy because its always the same old parties that have power no matter who I vote for. socialdemokratiet took away a holiday without people got to vote for it and no one wanted it only the government. so much for democracy... I see Mette Frederiksen as war hungry and a dictator and a liar. she deleted all her text messages because shes doing illegal stuff and is getting away with it. so much corruption in Denmark. in the name of climate Danish government wanna force everyone to get electric cars when they are full of toxic battery acid and can easy go on fire. I'd rather own a Lada 2105 from the 80s over any modern rounded car. we have also replaced all light bulbs in Denmark with LED but electricity bills has gone up.
BetterSkatez
4 hours ago

That's crazy. I also decided not to look at my illegal KF thread anymore because I am sick and tired of seeing that hideous photo of my face, it makes me angry everytime I see it.
MylarBalloonBratz
3 hours ago

I understand.
Imagine having such a visceral reaction to your own ugly mug.

My face is also made for radio but I can live with it. Man up alex.

Also for Mylar:
We have evidence for calling Alex a pedophile.
Sperg Spectating said:
Admissions to being a pedophile: (1) (2)
This post he admitted that his drawings where loli/shota, the video is now privated to the title is lost to time. You can tell by the Kiwi's reactions what the video's title was. (1)
Him admitting to his armless fetish: (1) (It's not just "experimental, he draws armless children and jacks off to it) (more weird fetish shit) (2)
Here's the link to his VNDB accounts where there is Loli and consensual sex with animals tags: (1) (2) (3)
AI art he made of his armless loli bondage fetish (NSFW): (1)
Him admitting to jacking off to his own drawings: (1) (2) (3)
Deviant art degeneracy: (1) (2)
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If Alex hates how he looks so much, why did he make so many videos of himself and post all those pictures of his face?

That's a rhetorical question. He did not hate the way he looked until people started making fun of him. Ma Hog probably tells him he's her handsome little man or some gay shit like that. He was happy to post his carbonation grimace all over the place when he thought he would be a famous YouTuber.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
He's an attention-seeking faggot so I interpret it as a request to make more fanart of him.
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I hope you like it Alex.
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Too far. Not even pregnant woman assaulting, fentanyl dealing, armed robberring George Floyd deserves to be that close to Alex.
 
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Out of the languages Alex claims he "learned":
Dead Lion said:
  1. Esperanto
  2. Spanish - Most fun I had learning a language.
  3. Italian - Very fun language to learn.
  4. Norwegian - Probably the best language to start in your polyglot journey.
  5. Portuguese
  6. Dutch - Very Similar to English
  7. German - Very Similar to English
  8. Swedish
  9. Afrikaans
  10. Danish
  11. Indonesian - Fairly different from English but very easy to learn.
  12. Romanian
  13. French - Easy to learn, complicated to get right.
  14. Turkish
  15. Tagalog
  16. Lithuanian
  17. Latvian
  18. Ukrainian
  19. Russian - Best Slavic language to start with.
  20. Czech
  21. Slovak
  22. Croatian
  23. Polish
  24. Bulgarian
  25. Belarusian
  26. Mandarin Chinese - Very easy to learn with the exception of tones.
  27. Greek
  28. Nahuatl
  29. Catalan
  30. Estonian
  31. Finnish
  32. Japanese - Actually easy to learn but is a massive grind.
  33. Hungarian
  34. Latin
  35. Mongolian
  36. Korean
  37. Bengali
  38. Georgian
  39. Farsi
  40. Urdu
  41. Hindi
  42. Arabic
  43. Vietnamese
  44. Thai - Has the most complicated script out of any language.
  45. Cantonese
  46. Tobati - Resources are extremely scarce.
  47. Xhosa - Takes a lot to get right.
  48. Tsez - Probably the most complicated language.
  49. Navajo
  50. Ket - Like Navajo but with extremely scarce resources.
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which ones has he tried to show off? From some searching, it seems he tried to show off Spanish, Japanese, and Russian (and failed hard). I'm very curious about his Korean "ability," mainly because it's a language I'm studying and I want to annoy a few fluent speakers I know with his likely poor attempt.
 
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Tread Miller said:
Out of the languages Alex claims he "learned":
which ones has he tried to show off? From some searching, it seems he tried to show off Spanish, Japanese, and Russian (and failed hard). I'm very curious about his Korean "ability," mainly because it's a language I'm studying and I want to annoy a few fluent speakers I know with his likely poor attempt.
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He made a video during his recent Mexico trip and showed off all his books. He went through them one by one and just rated them on how cool they were. He didn't actually give any examples of how to speak the languages. Just, "Here's my French to English dictionary. It's cool because French is one of the languages in Canada. Here's my Ukrainian book. Ukrainian is cool because it's kind of like Russian. Here's my Tagalog book. Tagalog is what they speak in the Philippines."
 
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