Lord Frogmire Appreciation Thread - The Better Brother (Formerly Known as Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread) - Might have an account here

women are obsessed with posting themselves online
Thankfully its becoming less of a thing now. Nature is healing and all that. A lot of them are learning the repercussions of treating the internet as your daily journal. The ones that still do fit broadly into two camps; the wistfully naive and the narcissistic.

Being serious for one second, I would advise against going anywhere near the internet in his position. Yes Synth (of course you're still reading this thread), this means going outside.
 
What if this was Kirsche? Apologize. NOW!
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Just saw this now, rarely do I ever side for a female but this is an example where I will.

Woman has a very bad and unflattering angle, but she is good looking, cute, and young and fit looking, not just small but with good muscle tone. If she doesn't smoke, drink excessively or have STDs this is what a good young woman looks like. Synth sees everyone but his mom and maybe some female family members with filters on.

People are disillusioned with how good looking a made up person can be due to social media. I'm really showing my boomer and cuckservative side here.

Thankfully its becoming less of a thing now. Nature is healing and all that. A lot of them are learning the repercussions of treating the internet as your daily journal.
I've actually noticed that a bit too and I'm quite thankful for it. Think Covid made people realize and reflect a bit. I hope that keeps true.
Being serious for one second, I would advise against going anywhere near the internet in his position. Yes Synth (of course you're still reading this thread), this means going outside.
This is good advice if it was even the late 2000s my question is how is he going to meet women?
Women are also running into this problem not just men.
 
My favorite of the orbiters spergin was that one faggot that posted his dna results to show how white he is just for it to show that his ancestors where a litteral cumsock for the entire of europe. I supose you can be proud of your ancestors being gypsies but I wouldn't call you white.
I'm partial to that one frogfag who escaped containment and started making threads in the gaming subforum about how every single video game released in the last 30 years is "woke". When asked for explanation, he paraphrased wikipedia articles and told people to watch his e-daddies explain it for them(not just Synth, but a several hour long documentaries nobody cares about). Later he started sperging out because people were mocking him and eventually the thread was moved to Spergatorium, where it belongs
Afterwards, he tried making similar threads on individual games he didn't like using similar strategies and getting similar results, and eventually tried begging for help from this thread. Absolutely pathetic and hilarious, I think that guy is banned now since his profile isn't available.
Anyways, this whole "proto woke" discussion is actually a derivative of what was talked about this thread, I stumbled into the thread on more than one occasion to witness the same tired out arguments for pages on end about how game XYZ is woke because ABC and none of them had anything to do with gameplay or what the game was about, rather it was just poorly thought out youtube essay arguments formed without understanding the source product, likely inspired by their simpdaddy who "reviews" woke games for a living. Maybe we're not giving Coby enough credit, since his fans are even worse at trying to explain why games are woke(and therefore inherently bad no matter what) than he is!
I think he's acted like a huge faggot and I'm fine with dunking on him, but people clowning on him for their misunderstanding of what they think he's said and thinks rather than what he's actually said and thinks is getting annoying.
My dude, do you think there might perhaps be a reason why nobody else tried to be an unironic 4chan chud incel beta male whatever buzzwords and only left it at the memes before now? The closest we got to that point before this part of the internet got popular were groypers in America First who took edgy /pol/ frog posting at face value and formed an entire identity around it. You can read all about how that went for them, if you don't want your e-daddy to be mocked for being a ronery beta male then maybe he:
1) Shouldn't have made that a big part of his personality on-camera
2) Should have stressed that you shouldn't act like this around others so he would have an out in this situation(not like he sticks up for his beliefs anyways). He could easily do this by talking about how having good opsec and keeping your powerlevel to a minimal can be beneficial in the long run, but not no, that's not edgy enough. The whole world needs to know how BASED we are!
3) If he's going all-in on this chud unironic redpilled misogynist persona, the last thing he should do is ever break it. You know, by going all r9k simp mode on possibly one of the least attractive and allegedly fat v-tubers around.

He chose to harbor this volatile persona and fanbase, and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences of lighting that match twice, if we count the lolicon stuff as well. There is a reason why most content creators are safe, SFW and usually don't go out of their way to try and play hardball, so they don't end up like the simpetic beta male practically overnight. Sure, you might call them "pussies" or "bluepilled" or whatever, but they don't usually have to deal with stupid dramas like this since they don't take risks that can ruin their careers for no other reason than because "they are self aware" or "because they are (True &) honest". You're right, he acted like a huge faggot, and because of the kind of persona(and fans) he has, nobody will ever let it go. For better or for worse those IRL unironic 4chan kiddies that make up a huge part of his fanbase are just the 2020s equivalent of Kekistan and Anonymous/Project Chanology, so you will have no shortage of a-logs here now that they were given an excuse(and that's before we get into the lolicon thread pandora's box). His own scorned fans will do what troon domain couldn't, and all because Coby couldn't keep his tiny dick in check when an anime avatar was on the screen. This is how lolcows are treated and Synth is one now, or will be soon anyways. Life ain't fair, but intentionally making sure you roll snake eyes at every opportunity isn't a way to live either. Boy should have stuck to making videos and ignoring his para-social audience, he's clearly not cut out to be a streamer.
Basically he wants his mother, but one he can actually fuck
I think you're looking too far into it, he's just a thirsty motherfucker who wants ANYTHING, any kind of pussy. A mommywife would be a plus, that's the holy grail for any neet, but if he's already at a point where he is an open coomer and chases fat whales hiding behind anime avatars then he's down bad already. He will take anything at this point, hence why he's so angry at chat and now kiwi farms for ruining what could be his one last chance to get pussy without having to go outside. He's not going to listen to anyone here, but just going out and unironically touching grass is the best thing he could do. He doesn't even have to stop streaming or drop his chud persona, but the moment he starts having real human interactions and scores even a 4/10(let's be real, he's no better himself) he's going to start thinking a whole lot more clearly and stop these stupid self destructive moves he seems to make every other day. I know, very gay and cringy of me to give out actual real advice instead of rolling with the memes, but what's the alternative? It's that or a straight path to Internet Famous, Grift Wars or Tough Guy subforums, depending on how he acts in the coming weeks.
 
I wasn't flexing, I was explaining.
It's incredible how faggots think that a statement is always a flex on the internet now.
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If you're here, you're some level of: autistic, unhinged, deranged, psychotic, retarded, obsessive and/or sociopathic. Despite the growth of the site, we are still the 'fringes and rejects" of the greater Internet who wound up here one way, or another.

You're not a normie, I'm not a normie, none of us are. Normal people don't spend their time gossiping about an autisic man with a Sonic-OC or arguing over their e-daddy being a futa loving homosexual simp.
 
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The last ten pages are a good example of why I generally prefer the off topic discussion forum to the lolcow threads. Probably 90% of the lolcow threads just contain hundreds of pages of people posting the exact same le heckin epic pwnzer one liners and jokes to get those sweet sweet updoots and e stickers, very little actual discussion or interesting content.

I understand why Null gets annoyed now it's all very cringe reddit behavior.
 
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