Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
-1h10m: community service; his county sucks, pretty much all manual labor; Nick thinks he would be much better at hosting an AA group; he's very good with interpersonal communication

I'm guessing this cunt has never been anywhere near an AA meeting. Or perhaps his rehab forced him to go to one, but after that he noped out. Sitting in a room where other people are talking and he has to listen would be unbearable for him.

But I'm pretty sure that the various functions in AA -- chairing meetings, being the speaker, etc. -- these are things that the other members ask respected people to do. There's no way in hell they'd be asking a dry drunk who is publicly white knuckling their sobriety, while hitting the prescribed meds to compensate for the lack of their drug of choice to do it.

Re. the Nick/April break-up. Ape strikes me as the kind of woman who would never go for very long without a man beside her. Her sense of self seems to hinge on the idea that she's a sexually desirable woman. I'd expect a normal woman after having gone through the dissolution of a marriage followed by a period as the side piece in a narcissist's polycule to think to herself, 'Um, none of that worked out well, did it? Perhaps I should take a break from relationships for a while. Take care of myself as a single woman and just wait until I come across a decent man who wants a stable, long-term relationship.'

April, in contrast, appears to have put herself right back out there. Whether it was dating apps or hanging out in bars, her chances of meeting a decent man have got to be pretty fucking slim. And of course, the first thing people do after hooking up with somebody these days, is put there name into Google. Whereupon they'd find an absolute mountain of commentary on what a nasty slut this woman is.

Now, perhaps some men wouldn't be put off by that kind of reputation. Those probably aren't the kind of men a smart woman would date, But look at her dating record. April is NOT a smart woman.
How long until Nick starts calling Sean a pedophile

As the owner and runner of Kiwifarms, I think Rekieta has decided he can make the argument that Josh doesn't have a reputation that can be damaged.

I'd expect him to be MUCH more circumspect when it comes to saying the same things about Sean.

But who knows. The man is retarded. That much was clear when he defamed Montagraph and then repeated the defamation and invited him to sue.
 
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Do you think like can bloom even on the Balldofield?
“You were watching?”
“Yeah I was watching, thanks to the stealth camouflage. You were incredible like a movie hero or something.”
“No, you’re wrong. In the movies the hero always shares the girl.”
“That’s so funny and weird, my penis was working before but now it isn’t.”
“You look like hell. Are you okay?”
“I do this because I don’t matter. Just pretend like I’m not here. Then I’m not scared.”
 
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So now its DV and Rape Allegations.
I guess Aaron will get that HRO now.

Nick is really begging for more legal trouble. Speedrunning life ruinations like he wants to beat Karl Jobst.
X to doubt. I don’t think Aaron would because it’s easy money to talk about Rekieta on his show. However on the list of things that could potentially happen this year another defamation lawsuit doesn’t seem to be out of question.
 
It'll make Nick the greatest lolcow of all time
Just imagine a world where you surpass Chris Chan as a lolcow in terms of patheticness.
I think I would sooner blow my brains out if I realized I was heading down that path than let it come to pass.

Nicks trying to race down that path with galaxy gas I guess.
 
CRASHOUT TUESDAY FEAT Rekieta Law & Cecil Says

Thank you for summarizing. I considered doing so, but he was particularly insufferable last night, and I got immediately disgusted by this story, which was not captured in your post.

His story is this: His hilarious 12-year-old daughter is at the age where she cares about clothes and has asked him to go shopping with her, and so he did. He noticed the trends are tank crop tops and baggy pants, and he finds them reminiscent of the 90s. Timestamp 10:04

Context: Girls using AI images in their pelvic areas and men masturbating to Down syndrome girls.

I'M SORRY, WHAT?????

I had a visceral (and maybe irrational) reaction because:
  • 12-year-old girls do not want to shop for clothes with their fathers; they want to shop for clothes with their friends or - if forced to - their mothers. For the 10,000th time, where is Kayla? (Not that any daughter should replicate her clothing choices.)

  • The only dads I know who would enjoy or even engage in this activity are pedo-ish. I've never seen dads in these stores. (I even know a few gay dads and even they defer to a female relative to shop for their daughters' clothing because it's fucking weird for adult men to be shopping for a girls pre-teen clothing.)

  • The mere thought of Rekieta in a teen girl's clothing store made me nauseous. Teen clothing is notoriously inappropriate in 2025 and, based on Nick's porn habits, we know exactly what was going through his head.

  • Normal shopping activity for a teen girl and her mother involves asking to see the jeans/bathing suits/crop tops in the dressing room and negotiating over the fit, how (in)appropriate it is, and often refusing to pay for the crap that makes them look like whores.
Please, keep the man out of American Eagle and Lululemon.
 
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Ah, so Nick is going to rewrite that Aaron didn't leave the qover but was kicked out cuz he's a rapist, surely this one will work and stick.
And in typical Rackets fashion this knee jerk reaction has now branded him as The Raped 2.0™
 
I'M SORRY, WHAT?????

I had a visceral (and maybe irrational) reaction because:
I honestly find it more believable that he is just lying to make people think that he does fatherly things when in reality she just ordered from Amazon as he was doing Jenkems on the floor and happened to glance at children's clothing on the phone screen.

Ah, so Nick is going to rewrite that Aaron didn't leave the qover but was kicked out cuz he's a rapist, surely this one will work and stick.
>Aaron is a pussy he is too scared to do drugs like a man
>Aaron fucked me in the ass against my will

Nick, just pick one lie and stick with it.
 
Reminder that huffing galaxy gas recreationally is 100% illegal in Minnesota and Nick would violate his probation if caught doing it.

609.684 ABUSE OF TOXIC SUBSTANCES.​

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Subdivision 1.​


For purposes of this section, "toxic substance" means:

(1) glue, cement, or aerosol paint containing toluene, benzene, xylene, amyl nitrate, butyl nitrate, nitrous oxide, or containing other aromatic hydrocarbon solvents, but does not include glue, cement, or paint contained in a packaged kit for the construction of a model automobile, airplane, or similar item;

Subd. 3.​


A person is guilty of a misdemeanor who uses or possesses any toxic substance with the intent of inducing intoxication, excitement, or stupefaction of the central nervous system, except under the direction and supervision of a medical doctor. A person is guilty of a misdemeanor who intentionally aids another in violation of this subdivision.
The wrinkle is that it would be harder to catch Nick doing it as I don't believe it shows up in urine tests. Although I certainly think that he could get busted in the same way he did on his coke stream (i.e. the P.O. sees him acting messed up on stream, searches his house, and finds a bunch of empty nitrous cannisters).
 
"Kiwis" Nick thought. "They could be anywhere! They could be at Stoney's, drinking a beer. They could be in the grocery store, or driving by when I'm gassing up the Russtang...they could strap a go-pro to a raccoon and come right up on my doorstep! What if they're the ones eating out of my trash at night? What's that rustling sound in the bushes out back? Is it Kiwis?"
"With a balldo, you can go anywhere."
 
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