DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I don't know if that is entirely fair. Like look how Howard and Rambo talk about Scott in that call. The guy who was in like *the first* Street Fighter tournaments. Like they take pride in him being part of their community. And thats the real only cred they give him.

The problem isn't the fact he brags about his experience.

Its how his experience is fake in the first place and how he turns it in a way like he's some kind of expert on it.


For Phil (as he reads us):
You don't need to be an expert or an OG to have a valid point. You can just show some humility.

 

[Pargon]

The problem isn't the fact he brags about his experience.

Its how his experience is fake in the first place and how he turns it in a way like he's some kind of expert on it.


For Phil (as he reads us):
You don't need to be an expert or an OG to have a valid point. You can just show some humility.

Also, 99.99999998% of people don’t care when someone is wrong. That percentage plummets when that person is trying to pass themselves off as an expert (especially when they very clearly are not) or is otherwise acting like a dipshit. Nice, normal people typically receive unasked-for help, because unlike Phil humanity is a social species. Assisting one another is hardcoded, that’s how we survived against that bitch Mother Nature.

Phil, these are the kinds of insights actual experience and self-reflection get you, which is why you will never, ever have them. Kill yourself and stop taking up space and air and resources for actual people.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

In another instance of Phil coping, this time after Kino pointed out how bad Phil's camera looked bad with the AI:

NOOOO THE AI WAS SO FUNNY
Damn casino, you're going to make Phil into a reputable streamer at this rate.
RIP funny AI. Anyone have screenshots of where the mic takes a dent out of his head?

This also means we don't get any more chair condom segments.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

>"I love Doom 2, my favourite classic Doom"
>Gets stuck on Underhalls, the second level.

 

[Lord_Point]

Why does this guy suck at everything

Ftfy

 

[Pattern Noticer]

DSP's Minecraft skin accurately represents his bald spot and patchy goatee.

 

[Benchod]

DSP's Minecraft skin accurately represents his bald spot and patchy goatee.

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Made by a detractor. Look at the name of the person that made it.

https://www.minecraftskins.com/skin/13541488/darksydephil-2019-realistic/

 

[Pickle Man]

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Doom clip is getting tons of views and getting to him that guy got 2.3m views just on his clip.

Bro just called 2.3 million people retarded. Yeah it can't be you. Talk about tetchy.

 

[BlastMonk]

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People say Rambo was phils first love but I think it was T. Phil talks about black dick often and had a big black dick on one of his old websites to 'troll' people. The weird love/hate he has for dark skin people in games biting his fingers as a response to his own attraction to them. When that cgi buff black guy in a character creator literally took phils breath away and stunned him for a moment etc etc. Hell even in that picture Phil looks like he has a half chubb.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

The king is back

 

[Lord_Point]

People say Rambo was phils first love but I think it was T. Phil talks about black dick often and had a big black dick on one of his old websites to 'troll' people. The weird love/hate he has for dark skin people in games biting his fingers as a response to his own attraction to them. When that cgi buff black guy in a character creator literally took phils breath away and stunned him for a moment etc etc. Hell even in that picture Phil looks like he has a half chubb.

It really is obvious to me he has some weird repressed sexual appetite for hung black men. He also would post BBC porn on old FGC froms to 'troll' people in the days of dial up internet, which means he went to no small effort to find and collect BBC porn. I would say he had a BBC folder, but this mongaloid probably downloaded the porn directly to his desktop.

He also was reportedly caught watching BBC porn in hotel rooms at tournaments but that's just hearsay (although I don't doubt it)

like you said it's never "fuck you, suck a dick"
it's always "fuck you, suck a big thick cock and the cock is huge and in your mouth and *licks lips* attached to a big black dude whose super buff"

 

[Pargon]

It really is obvious to me he has some weird repressed sexual appetite for hung black men. He also would post BBC porn on old FGC froms to 'troll' people in the days of dial up internet, which means he went to no small effort to find and collect BBC porn. I would say he had a BBC folder, but this mongaloid probably downloaded the porn directly to his desktop.

He also was reportedly caught watching BBC porn in hotel rooms at tournaments but that's just hearsay (although I don't doubt it)

like you said it's never "fuck you, suck a dick"
it's always "fuck you, suck a big thick cock and the cock is huge and in your mouth and *licks lips* attached to a big black dude whose super buff"

Buttslut Phil would be so much happier than his Earth-616 equivalent. It’d be a tragedy if he was literally almost anyone else.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

We got another DSP fails at modding during the late minecraft stream.

He did try to install another mod: distant horizon (which is another graphical mod) and he fucked it up.
I won't go into too much details but that made him burst into one of his "this is why I play on console" tirade.

Nothing really out the ordinary except while during his attempt at reinstalling it he showed up his opened apps and we can see some interesting details.

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It does confirm one thing: Phil isn't even the one doing the research for the mods, he has a dedicated Dent called Duncan that sent him installl instruction on discord and by mail.


Sadly that's the best quality I could get but here you can somehow make up a long message with a link to the mod and some explanations on the installation
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As for the mail we can make up "Minecraft mods" as the title and what looks like a step by step guide
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That pig really needs to be handhold with everything...

We need to ask who who ks Duncan today on stream

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

There’s something uniquely very, very, very hypocritical (as he would say) about Phil Burnell complaining about somebody taking a clip and sharing it out of context, when in the last year he’s done the same:

• Reacted to videos about RTU from Lolcowlive without backstory or context
• Did a weekly react stream where he had a practice of skimming through clips and reacting out of context, which might be even worse because the context is in the video but Phil is too lazy to watch it without assuming he knows the theme
• Did a “politics” show when he reacted to stories out of context, usually without having any backstory as to what is going on, just adapting a trend he saw on Twitter… hey that’s literally what is going on here too
• Does news segments where you either get Phil’s hate chub about somebody shoved into a topic (just this week with TLOU2) or again, reacting without context that he’s too lazy to learn about

Phil, if there was anybody on the internet who deserved to get bad faith clipped at any moment, it’s you.

Phil never does research. He’s too much of a WEEEEETARD to read a paragraph or two. I honestly believe he’s below average IQ. I know “no shit”. Seriously, I would love to see a psychiatrist/psychologist do a WAIS test on him. I’m begging he’s around 80-90 at best.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phail's adaptive skills would significantly lower any assessment results.

 

[PieceofShet]

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The king is back

Whats this?

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

After gin induced deelaid reacktions in Clair I was pretty excited to see how he fucked up in Doom. This is just like the Zelda clip of him getting struck by lightning while wearing a ton of metal and pondering the mysteries of electricity like a modern day Franklin. Yes Phil, volatile matter under pressure in a tight container will violently react and standing close to them is probably not a good idea. Pig ups to the Doom community lol

 

[Lady Adjani]

Whats this?

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Lmao this faggot is going viral on Instagram now too
Literally everyone knows you’re a joke, Phil. And half the comments are about how you jerked off in front of children on stream.

 

[PieceofShet]

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Why the view counter going down overtime? Im still confused. Shouldnt it go up as more people watch this?