Neo Anderson / The Equestria Goth / Chase Snell - brony, "goth", disney sperg

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The best thing about Neo's stories is how short and to the point they are, so you can get right to the mock-worthy material without wading through a swamp of description and purple prose.

Neo's brain seems to have two modes - happy sparkly ponies, and slashy bloody violence gore. Ruin his makeup with a rain cloud? He will stage the gory murders of everyone you love.

EDIT: Also I just love how the Bee Gees are thrown in there. Guess we know what music his parents listen to.
 
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One of his new fanfictions caught my attention:
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Let's just skip to the important parts, how she was killed by a killer clown:
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And how she looked like and the fact that Neo has 9 children from this previous marriage:
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This gave me hope in two senses: if he was married to a normal girl does that mean he isnt so dettached from reality? Maybe he could find a girl and become normal in the future.

And if not i hope his 9 kids appear in fan fictions and drawings, it would be kinda like Bowser and his kids lmao.
 
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CasualSeppuku said:
One of his new fanfictions caught my attention:
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Let's just skip to the important parts, how she was killed by a killer clown:
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And how she looked like and the fact that Neo has 9 children from this previous marriage:
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This gave me hope in two senses: if he was married to a normal girl does that mean he isnt so dettached from reality? Maybe he could find a girl and become normal in the future.

And if not i hope his 9 kids appear in fan fictions and drawings, it would be kinda like Bowser and his kids lmao.
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I think I'm somehow angrier at his horrid writing style than the actual content " He shot her 3 times. Once in the chest, once in the head, and once again in the chest"

Fat Fuck, just say he shot her once in the head and twice in the chest!

I know why he did this though. He wanted to punctuate the order of which this murderer shot his deceased wife. For some reason, this detail is important to him. However, details of WHO the murderer is, yeah, he "turned out to be a ganster", but why is he dressed like a fucking clown?! And what does that have to do with Neo?! Also, what is his motivation for killing the woman, and what are the details of how Neo tracked him down to take revenge? These details? Completely trivial to Neo.

Nevermind that there could ACTUALLY be potential for an interesting backstory here, Neo doesn't care. He just wants his character to be sympathized with for being hesitant to marry a fucking pony, and gives a reason why we should be, but doesn't care enough to make these flashback characters real. It's like we watched a puppet show, rather than a flashback.

...Jesus Christ, what's wrong with me? I'm critiquing this like it's an actual book, rather than the deranged ramblings of a mental case
 
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unclestryker said:
New fanfic by neo. I figured I would do something different. Instead of talking about what was posted. I figure I would just cap it and post it.
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It really just needs the last screen cap which is absolute gold. His lack of creativity is super apparent.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia said:
The best thing about Neo's stories is how short and to the point they are, so you can get right to the mock-worthy material without wading through a swamp of description and purple prose.
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Unfortunately it's all and then X happened and then Y happened and then something exactly the same as X happened and then Y happened again. You'd think for something throwing all these ridiculous things together, something actually entertaining would happen, but instead it's just boring, repetitive nonsense.

I prefer crazy shit like this be written by someone marginally literate who is at least aware there is a thing called literary quality and strangely tries to put it into ridiculous shit. This isn't even creative on a Sonichu level.
 
Also, how the fuck did his wife have 9 kids if she "was a young teenage woman"

Does he not understand how the whole reproduction thing works? Or am I supposed to assume this girl is like a cat and shot out a fucking litter of babies in one go?

What am I saying? of course he doesn't understand reproduction
 
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Galvatron said:
Also, how the fuck did his wife have 9 kids if she "was a young teenage woman"

Does he not understand how the whole reproduction thing works? Or am I supposed to assume this girl is like a cat and shot out a fucking litter of babies in one go?

What am I saying? of course he doesn't understand reproduction
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I'm going to guess he just made it up as he was writing. He's in his, what, early 20's? So "young" for him is literally younger (because autism) so she's a teenager. And then he decided they had kids together even though he lives in ponyland without them and never mentioned them in a previous story because he doesn't understand continuity. Not sure why nine though. Maybe it's a favorite number of his, maybe he picked it randomly, fuck maybe he thought of Bowser and all his kids.
 
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The thing that will never make sense to me is his three-faceted personality. They just don't meld together.

For reference:
Facet 1: Edgy Goth Hardass that likes badass fights, gore, and really bad metal music

Facet 2: Hero who just wants to be friends with all the cartoon ponies. Is hopelessly in love with a dark nighttime pony (this part...sorta melds with Facet 1, but just barely)

Facet 3: Devout Christian

These three things just ...don't work together! The ultraviolence aspect alone shouldn't really work for someone who would dedicate their life to Jesus and/or God. Not to mention the near worship of Princess Celestia and Luna. Big no-no

And yet, somehow, he is all three of these things.

My theory for this is there are two possibilities. The first is that Autism makes all things possible (except for a normal, rational adult)

The second possibility is one of these facets is complete and utter bullshit. It could be the edgy goth persona, perhaps it's only put on because he wants to seem "cool" and "badass" and THIS is what he thinks is cool.

Or the religious part might be bullshit to him. Perhaps he isn't as devout as he would like to make others believe. He may only want there to be a Heaven because in his mind, that's where Equestria is. Not to mention how he has tastelessly MLP-ified religious Christmas carols, might serve to punctuate that his devotion is not quite genuine.
 
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"do something useful with our lives"

You mean like shitting out fanfics because we're convinced we'll be famous/go to ponyland if we do? Or taking awful Facebook quizzes all day? What about taking pictures of plastic reindeer ass to masturbate to a pretend asshole?
 
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