Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Ruined by the Rain]

Really, because you rant about troons and how dangerous they are an awful lot.

You might be confusing something. I think troons are more dangerous to my wellbeing than poons, but it doesn't mean I hate them more than I hate poons. One is dangerous, another is an unnatural abomination never seen in human society.

Troons have their predecessors in transvestites, all kinds of "third gender" and eunuchs. Pooners are purely modern creations. In all of history their kind has never existed on earth. There's no myth, no record, nothing that speak of such thing as them. They only gain the ability to manifest their sickness into existence because of the invention of PEDs and it's widespread usage in the 21st century. A poon is nothing without it's HRT.

You can't ascend. You can only descend. Pooning is very unnatural. It goes against everything in the natural world, and thus is doomed to fail.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

I think troons are more dangerous to my wellbeing

They're not, they're easily identified and easily avoided. Only historinic women think troons are actually a real threat. Most troons are just agp retards, who while creepy, are entirely harmless to those around them.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

They're not, they're easily identified and easily avoided. Only historinic women think troons are actually a real threat. Most troons are just agp retards, who while creepy, are entirely harmless to those around them.

Let's agree to disagree. There's many personal factor that result in one believing whether poons or troons are more dangerous. Debating it would be a waste of time

 

[Écho Öwl]

Let's agree to disagree. There's many personal factor that result in one believing whether poons or troons are more dangerous. Debating it would be a waste of time

This. Risk, a function of consequences and likelihood are all based on personal calibration. Different people, different triggers.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Let's agree to disagree. There's many personal factor that result in one believing whether poons or troons are more dangerous. Debating it would be a waste of time

My point was not that pooners were more dangerous, my point was that troons are not enough of a threat to spend time thinking about, much less actively worrying about online.

Poons and troons are fun to watch from afar, just don't worry about them unless you live in some god forsaken shithole like Seattle.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

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Posted on r/4tran, idrc to link the original but it really does make me wonder. Pooners are extremely self-aware, even the ones I know/knew IRL are, and a lot of them are in these edgelord spaces too. If I had to venture to guess they're probably more on the brink of detransing than troons, potentially because they're less committed to it overall? I mean, tons of detransers are female, and most male troons prefer to ACK their way out - ironic, since considering physical taxation most pooners get the tit chop while most troons don't get the dick chop.
There's some really interesting psychology to be had here about why pooners are like this but I feel like I don't know enough and would hand the baton over for any detransers here to share, I will say it can get frusturating seeing them so close yet so far

You've spent literally months raging on about how easy men have it, how men are sooo superior and better than dumb icky women, you're functionally a pooner until you stop

The feminine condition constantly seeks victim identity. Damsel mentality. It's not about hating the self for the sake of self hatred, it's performative loathing. Pooning checks a few boxes, giving the victim points of being a totally heckin' gay boy while also giving them an excuse to just rot and be gross cause that's what doods do.
Then there are probably a couple cases of people with body hating disorders or whatever, but I don't believe in all that ""medical"" """"science""""" mumbo jumbo.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I can be utterly consumed by penis envy and also be transphobic.

Well that's sure something else.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

This thread is transforming from "The Pooner Zoo" to the "hell in april" thread.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

This thread is transforming from "The Pooner Zoo" to the "hell in april" thread.

Please post more pooners so this go back to being the pooner zoo again

 

[Chandelier]

Yeah, that fits.


- Anarcho socialist
- works a job that wouldn't even be considered essential under socialism
- is likely on SSRIs and anti anxiety meds
- is working in a profession dominated by women
- reddened skin from testosterone
- receding hairline
- white
- Arcane fan, JayVik fan
- Lucifer fan
Yeah, it fits. Her NSFW account just posts badly drawn t4t porn. I really want to take a magnet to her face.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

This kind of made me chuckle. pooner decides to de-troon but now none of her coworkers is respecting her female pronouns.

Cisphobia at work

 

[pink cigarettes]

This kind of made me chuckle. pooner decides to de-troon but now none of her coworkers is respecting her female pronouns.

Cisphobia at work

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Pooner likely had her coworkers bullied by HR, people lived in fear of risking their livelihood or causing a scene, they've likely spent months if not years walking on eggshells as she sprouted acne and a butt fluff beard. They aren't forgetting, they're just sick of your shit

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

This kind of made me chuckle. pooner decides to de-troon but now none of her coworkers is respecting her female pronouns.

Cisphobia at work

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They think you're MTF.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I can be utterly consumed by penis envy and also be transphobic. It's not a conflicting trait

I hate troons because they're degenerates but I hate pooners the most for personal reasons

Women really just can't avoid their God-given urge to go "As a woman-" even on KF. Someone should make a guide on how to clock wombhavers on this site because it's the exact same tropes on repeat.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Women really just can't avoid their God-given urge to go "As a woman-" even on KF. Someone should make a guide on how to clock wombhavers on this site because it's the exact same tropes on repeat.

>Come in a thread originally created in Beauty Parlour to discuss FtMs, which are women
>Whine about women posting

 

[Sandshrew]

They're not, they're easily identified and easily avoided. Only historinic women think troons are actually a real threat. Most troons are just agp retards, who while creepy, are entirely harmless to those around them.

This has to be ragebait, or at least I hope it is. Troons groom children and invade female-only spaces to sexually assault women.

 

[Constellationzero]

and how many times have the scary troons touched you in your no no square miss?

Look, BIGOT, sh(it)'s just tryna SURVIVE (with multi colored hair purchased at CVS, and crap purchased from Hot Topic) in this Late Stage Capitalist (TM) society.

Fucking. BIGOT.

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[Magic Pickle]

Independent-Acadia14, the #boatlife pooner who dragged her teen son off land to live on the ocean and shares her tiny little raft with a furry polycule, is finding herself vastly less sympathetic to her troon spouse's terror now that she's pumped full o'roids.
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Struggling with sympathy after being on T​

I have had anxiety my entire life to the point of not being able to eat or sleep or function. However I have worked on it for the past few years and then I went on T. My anxiety is pretty much nonexistent these days. However my wife is full of anxiety constantly. I have to leave her for a month to go back to the US and she doesn't feel safe going back. I'm early on in my transition and all my documents match so I can play the role of cis and get through customs and all the bs. She doesn't have the same luxury so she has decided to stay on our boat in the carribean. But she's freaking out and I don't know how to help her. She is so full of anxiety and I try to comfort her but I don't feel those emotions anymore and it's really difficult for me to sympathize. She keeps saying stuff like "this is the last time I'm going to see you" or keeps asking if I'm going to miss her or "I don't think I can do this" and of course I love her and will miss her but we are married and we just bought just bought a new boat that we are trading our current one for so there's no reason to think I'm leaving her. I'm not worried about it. A month is a small amount of time in the grand scheme of things. Idk I also feel like I have lived with anxiety for so long that now that I'm healed and free of it I don't want it to be part of my life again. Maybe the T is making me more insensitive to these things. I am usually understanding and comforting with her concerns with politics and things but I struggle with her insecurities and separation anxiety.

Definitely someone who can be trusted with making major medical decisions for herself: this TiF rages against the basic concept of "being aware of your body" and spites anyone who tries to remind her that she is her body, and her body is her. One of the commenters alarms me by stating: "Body worker here. Yes, it's tough at first. Your dissociation has been a great way to protect yourself. Good for you! It kept you safe. I could tell you all the benefits of feeling into your body, and trouble with not doing it, but I won't. Right now, you are protecting yourself. Lean into that. Love that part."
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I don't *want* a mind body connection!​

My therapist has been running me through EMDR (eye movement desensitization and reprocessing) therapy, and something he has asked multiple times is "where do you feel that? How do you feel it in your body?". If this was not enough, a ton of my recent english assignments have to do with homework and literature about this mind-body connection, and we read several passages of "The Body Keeps The Score" by Bessel Van Der Kolk.

I don't want a mind body connection at all. I have gone through extreme lengths to make sure I can further sever that connection like my brain already started in my childhood. Drugs, alcohol, dissociation, and literally any method of bodily destruction, are all tools in my arsenal.

Every time I feel my body, when we've run these exercises, I panic. I cannot stand the feeling of my chest, genitalia, or internal organs, being present to me, remembering they're stuck there and theres nothing I can do about it. I don't care if my anxiety will continue to be terrible if I don't fix this, but I'm sorry I just can't do it. I don't want to be panicking all the time in the face of my sheer powerlessness over my body. I can repress my feelings all I want, and I don't care if it gives me a chronic illness, because that's just how I'm paying back my body for imprisoning me.

Fellas, how does one maintain true brotherhood when you've built it all on a hotbed of lies? Though I'm skeptical about this li'l dood's passability as she is completely pre-op. What are the odds that the lads are humoring a silly little lassie, Kiwis?
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does anyone have any advice on staying stealth with close friendships?​

i’m finally getting the close male friendships that i’ve always wanted, but i’m stealth to everyone except my family, gf, and a couple of people in my hometown. gender is still f on my passport, name is changed almost everywhere, but i’m pre surgery. i’ve already had to tell a couple of lies - how can i avoid outing myself over the course of my life? i’m thinking of surgery, peeing, lots of different scenarios

Another FTM wants to know how to lie to her male friends, too. I don't know how to tell these girls this, but the odds are extremely high that they are all taking the piss out of you and simply not mentioning it because snitches get stitches.
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How to deal with being stealth around cis-friend group and on the men‘s team?​

I‘m not a native speaker, but maybe I can reach more people in this sub. I wonder if there are some other transmen that are or have been in similar situations because I can‘t find any specific posts about that kind of topic.

I recently moved to a new city for studying and now I live stealth. I have a few friends at home but I don’t see them very often. I had them for along time, so they obviously know that I‘m trans and they’re cool with it. But all of them are woman and I haven’t had male friends since preschool.

So in the beginning I was really scared, because I thought I would never be able to make new friends, especially with cis-men. But not one week into uni I connected with some guys. First I felt like an imposter and was scared that they would find out or that I act somehow different (not manly enough). But I don’t think anyone has noticed anything. I became good friends with some of them and it feels really nice to just be part of the group (only men). I believe they wouldn’t really mind that I‘m trans but I am scared to tell them. I don‘t want to be seen or being treated differently.

Also the topic trans/ queerness popped up in a few conversations already and I didn’t know what to say but now I think I maybe should have said something. It’s weird because I don’t want to lie about things, for example if we talk about experiences that only men could have made like peeing against a fence or something like that but I also don’t think it’s the right time to out myself.

Maybe it would make things easier if they knew, also in terms of vacations, swimming or locker room situations (my mastec scars are pretty visible), because now I can’t do everything without overthinking what might happen…

I also started to get back into my sport and I joined a local club (also stealth there). I feel like I have to tell them too, at least at some point. I never shower after practice or games and I’m always scared that someone asks questions about it, because usually everyone showers. But if the know I‘m trans they might feel awkward being in the locker room with me at the same time and also see me not as a man.

So my questions are:

Is there anyone who has outed themselves in a men’s team, what was their reaction and are they accepting you? Do you feel like an equal part of the team?

Anyone made good and deep friendships without outing, do you feel that because of not outing your friendship is not close enough?

And lastly, how would you out yourself in that scenarios?

Sorry for the long text and thanks for any responses

Troons 'n' poons seem deeply convinced that the only reason you would care about your partner's birth sex is because you want to reproduce, which is hilarious because maybe some of us just don't want to be poisoned by the hormonally-charged goop you slather onto yourselves to LARP as little men. This one has 366 comments, so I screencapped the highlights down below. Enjoy!
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Why do we have to tell partners we are trans?​

If you are a trans man (or trans woman) who has gone through all of the surgeries and hormone treatment and now fully pass, why do you have to tell a partner you are trans?

Why should it matter? I don't want my partner to know that I am not a cis man if I do get to the point of fully passing. I want them to see me as a man, I don't want to have any fears that they see me differently just because I am trans.

Why can't I just explain that maybe I am infertile and that is why we can't have children?

Spoiler: At least SOME of them pushed back.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Troons 'n' poons seem deeply convinced that the only reason you would care about your partner's birth sex is because you want to reproduce, which is hilarious because maybe some of us just don't want to be poisoned by the hormonally-charged goop you slather onto yourselves to LARP as little men. This one has 366 comments, so I screencapped the highlights down below. Enjoy!

I'm amazed that any of them think that no one would tell the difference between a rotdog and a true'n'honest penis.

 

[dilf hunter]

Spotted this poon while reading an article about troon workers sperging about Starbucks requiring their workers to wear black shirts now. I didn't even have to play the video to know. Dat girl voice though. Apparently two free black shirts from the company isn't enough for a five-day shift, and asking for employees to wear them infringes on self-expression or some gay shit. Do none of these people own plain black shirts? It doesn't even have to be a T-shirt! By the way, what is it with pooners and being career Starbucks workers? Is it because their insurance pays for tit chops?

EDIT: sorry about tarded formatting. Should work now.