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My sexuality is some pooner’s prom dress
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Upon reviewing the profile of this lil pooner, it seems pretty clear she has absolutely nothing in common with gays.
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I agree with a lot of this. Regarding real life and not porn, is a woman wanting to get fucked by a man she finds more masculine than herself who calls her hot really a fetish? Or is it biology? Obviously there are layers to this but I really think labeling every aspect of what people used to just call "sex" is part of how we got here, and why pooners have to go to such weird lengths to have straight sex, write about it constantly, etc. They hate womanhood because to their porn rotted EPI discord brains being a woman means "being fucked", which is what troons told them basically. To quote feminist icon Kevin Gibbes, "Am hole". But they also really want to do it because women are humans and most humans have a sex drive. They act like just existing as a woman is inherently sexual and dirty.

It's super gross and sad and I really worry about where the state of milquetoast female rebellion is going to take us as a society in a few years when the younger generation of girls that watched pooners happen picks their next social contagion. I'm scared for them.
I always thought that along with the creepy MTF troons it also has something to do with many pooners having grown up on 2010s Tumblr feminism - if you're a woman who wants a strong male partner who'll take care of you and you prefer to be the submissive one in the bedroom, that's not very progressive of you but if you identify as a man or a they/them that's okay because being gay and trans puts you higher on the progressive stack, especially if you're white, because since the whole idea of "intersectionality" began to take off more and more, just being a woman isn't enough anymore. Obviously there's a huge sexual aspect to it too but I also believe the Gayden phenomenon has a lot to do as well with how suddenly the culture changed to where everyone with a certain belief system began racking up oppression points.
 
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It's funny how obsessed pooners are with body hair when most women at the very worst trim heavily, usually for their own sake and comfort.

Late, but this one has a little bit of a unique look. I mean, that look is "Bearded Lady from the Traveling Freak Show of 1908," but at least it's a little different.
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Spotted this poon while reading an article about troon workers sperging about Starbucks requiring their workers to wear black shirts now. I didn't even have to play the video to know. Dat girl voice though. Apparently two free black shirts from the company isn't enough for a five-day shift, and asking for employees to wear them infringes on self-expression or some gay shit. Do none of these people own plain black shirts? It doesn't even have to be a T-shirt! By the way, what is it with pooners and being career Starbucks workers? Is it because their insurance pays for tit chops?

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First, if I saw her, I would avoid.
But after hearing her voice, I would assume she has PCOS , and has embraced her facial hair rather than seeking ways to reduce her PCOS. I'm probably wrong, but would still avoid.
If you want craft and free expression, Starbucks is not the place to work.
It is corporate.
People go there not because the coffee is awesome and unique, but because they are everywhere, most have drive thrus, and you can preorder/pay with an app.
Convenience, not artsy fartsy shit, is why they still get customers.
 
No, lil pooner, they didn't get switched. Because nipples aren't cut off and sewn back on. They're attached to stalks and blood supply. Areolas may be trimmed, nips may be moved around, and the whole thing may give up and fall off, but they aren't just pepperoni stickers.
This is the pooner version of "my eyes change color when I'm angry"
For breast reduction surgery, this is true. They will try (they can't guarantee shit) to retain feeling in the nipples and not cut them during surgery.
It seems all bets are off with "top surgery", where flatness and smaller nipples ot no nipples is the goal.
One version of "top surgery" is called Double Incision with Free Nipple Grafting that removes the nipples completely to resize and attach wherever.

When you come across pooners complaining their nipples fell off, I assume it is from this method.
 
But after hearing her voice, I would assume she has PCOS , and has embraced her facial hair rather than seeking ways to reduce her PCOS. I'm probably wrong, but would still avoid.
I first saw the claim on the Wikipedia page for hyperandrogenism but I've been seeing more and more women claiming to be intersex or trans because of PCOS. There's a girl in an art group I'm in who calls herself "transfem AFAB" and "intersex" unironically because she has had hormonal issues resulting in unusual amounts of body hair, messed up periods, and needing hormone therapy for medical reasons, which I'm assuming is PCOS or something similar. I don't know how severe it is but I'll take her word for it that it's significant.

Hyperandrogenism/PCOS is a nuanced thing since presentation varies a lot and some women are full blown bearded ladies while others look completely normal, since there are a variety of factors and people have different default amounts of body hair based on genetics/race anyway. But from a medical perspective it's only the hormone levels that matter and not your appearance. A woman with high testosterone is not "less female" or "more male" regardless of how she looks, she just has an excess of a hormone that women are naturally supposed to have, and women with high t don't reach the levels that men have anyway. For reference: normal testosterone is 15 to 70 ng/dL in women and 300 to 1000 ng/dL in men. A woman with disruptive high t (not due to HRT) might only have a level in the 80s, which would be abysmal for a male.

Yes, I can sympathize that it'd suck if people give you a hard time for having a "masculinized" appearance, but "oh she's not actually not female and is like intersex or kinda male" is not the progressive take they think it is. PCOS is increasingly thought of as an endocrine disorder with the idea that it's only a reproductive or cosmetic issue seen more as outdated underresearched women's healthcare anyway. The hormonal issues should be treated but (even though it's kinda weird to have a full beard) it doesn't really matter what you do with your appearance, so I am really not a fan of the trend of this backwards attitude where they reverse that and act proud of the physical disease as a special oppressed identity while fixating on needing to have a certain presentation to validate their mental gender as a woman. It sets a regressive tone for female health conditions.
 
Yes, I can sympathize that it'd suck if people give you a hard time for having a "masculinized" appearance, but "oh she's not actually not female and is like intersex or kinda male" is not the progressive take they think it is. PCOS is increasingly thought of as an endocrine disorder with the idea that it's only a reproductive or cosmetic issue seen more as outdated underresearched women's healthcare anyway. The hormonal issues should be treated but (even though it's kinda weird to have a full beard) it doesn't really matter what you do with your appearance, so I am really not a fan of the trend of this backwards attitude where they reverse that and act proud of the physical disease as a special oppressed identity while fixating on needing to have a certain presentation to validate their mental gender as a woman. It sets a regressive tone for female health conditions.

A lot of transgenderist ideology is backwards and ultimately a hinderance to equality the more I think about it. Even in the 1950s, which is often considered one of the most restrictive for gender roles in the United States, women were more likely to wear pants and not be considered lesbians by the end of it. Whereas nowadays merely liking (or not liking) a cartoon character of a specific sex is enough to get a child to be trooned out.

Then you got something like PCOS, which is exclusively female due to the body parts involved, being considered intersex due to facial or body hair. By that standard, many old women that began sprouting more chin hair during menopause are now intersex. How does this help anyone? What is even a trans person, then, or the point of identifying as such, if it’s that easy to become one? “Infuriating” is an understatement.
 
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Anyone else noticed that lesbians often have this wild eyed, angry scowl? See also: The pooner lawyer.
It's an overcompensation for what they see as masculine the same as newly minted software troon devs either going full bimbo or wearing japanese schoolgirl outfits. Men are aggressive and have more pronounced brow ridges, ergo they think if they scowl constantly they will seem more masculine. Ironically looksmaxxing incels try to do this too except they call it "hunter eyes"
 
I don't want a mind body connection at all. I have gone through extreme lengths to make sure I can further sever that connection like my brain already started in my childhood. Drugs, alcohol, dissociation, and literally any method of bodily destruction, are all tools in my arsenal.

Every time I feel my body, when we've run these exercises, I panic. I cannot stand the feeling of my chest, genitalia, or internal organs, being present to me, remembering they're stuck there and theres nothing I can do about it.
I don't care if my anxiety will continue to be terrible if I don't fix this, but I'm sorry I just can't do it. I don't want to be panicking all the time in the face of my sheer powerlessness over my body. I can repress my feelings all I want, and I don't care if it gives me a chronic illness, because that's just how I'm paying back my body for imprisoning me.
These young people refusing to deal with their animalistic, meat bag existence are so baffling to me. Even at a very young age, life itself teaches you that there are bodily conditions and physical limits that simply have to be accepted and endured. They're just there. And they're non negotiable. The answer to them is not peevish self destruction (or wallowing in self pity) but acceptance, transcendence (ironically enough) and adaptation. Humility. I guess that's it. There is no humility in these nutcases. It's all temper tantrum, all "If I don't get the pony then REEEE, burn it all down!" all the time.

I pity her shrink there. Sessions with her must be trying.
 
Let me introduce you to internet anti-theist Godless Snowshoe.
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Here she is debating someone, failing to tell the difference between Corporatocracy (Where large business interests Rule) and Corporatism (Where corporate groups work together with the government under common interests) in the video How Capitalism Feeds Ableism.


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Way to go disproving the christian persecution complex by denouncing the largest christian church in history, dood.
Surprised there isn't a thread on her.
 
The subjects of our study are monstrous individuals who actively choose to mutilate themselves and encourage others to do likewise
Late as shit but this in bold is the main problem I have with this shit.
People say "they aren't hurting anyone" or whatever, which fine, if you don't consider someone hurting themselves (because they're definitely doing that) to be a bad thing and something that shouldn't just be accepted and excused, they encourage other people to make the same mistakes and develop the same mental illness they have themselves.
The social contagion aspect is huge and undeniable, and this ain't just people encouraging other people to follow some meaningless and harmless trend, this shit has real harm, causes real harm and shortens the lives it doesn't cost, leaves people with lifelong medical problems.
Toxic acceptance, pathological tolerance, whatever you want to call it is not good for society or the people living in it. Some things should not be accepted, and shit needs to be called out when its doing irreversible damage.
 
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