Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 130 38.0%

  • Total voters
    342
Is he trying to suggest his daughter's hair had more than 5 nanograms of cocaine or metabolites per milligram?

You have to admit, 500 ng/mg would truly be an impressive amount. I bet that might even take the all time record.

One could probably exceed the speed of light with the amount of coke in their system needed to produce that concentration of benzoylecgonine in a hair sample.
 
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Is he trying to suggest his daughter's hair had more than 5 nanograms of cocaine or metabolites per milligram?
An average female has hair 56-113g, let's say it's 80g or 80,000mg, which means Skelly's daughter has 400,000ng of cocaine in her hair. That's 0.4mg.
Nick Rugieta's favourite Quora claims 2 acres of coca plants are required to get 1kg of pure cocaine, extracted and refined from 400kg of mulch.
0.0004kg mulch = 1mg of cocaine, 0.4mg would require 0.16g of mulch. The mulch needs to be ground up, extracted, turned into cocaine hydrochloride, refined...

Instead of that, the Colombian cartels can just touch hair with gloves. It looks like they're missing out.

The better-than-quora says 500kg of coca leaves for 1kg of cocaine hydrochloride. These are just the leaves, mind you. The quora user claimed mulch, so not just leaves.
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Why are the Colombians still cultivating coca plants? They should start touching hair with gloves that have a minute amount of environmentally contaminated cocaine on.
It's the infinite cocaine glitch! You can turn a few particles into lots of pure cocaine.

Blithering fucking moron.
 
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He has shown this repeatedly. He is literally too stupid to understand math in any form. Any time he has to express something in numbers, it's literal lunacy, brain-damaged dumbshittery, "I had me some 107 degree feeeeeever man."

He doesn't understand numbers. He's mentally retarded. Very low IQ.
How did he ultimately qualify as a lawyer then?

He would need a reasonable command of mathematics to get into an undergraduate program, surely?
 
How did he ultimately qualify as a lawyer then?

He would need a reasonable command of mathematics to get into an undergraduate program, surely?
He was an English literature graduate, that taught him funny words to use.
Then his parents paid their way into one of the worst law schools in the country to accept their useless son. Having a paper that says lawyer taught him how to use funny words in an infuriatingly faggoty technicalities-fuelled manner that makes anyone on the receiving end wants to commit mass murder or suicide.

His myopia and perusing of twitter turned him into an annoying mouthy faggot.
 
drug testing on probation is almost exclusively piss tests afaik. 3 days on coke in system on piss tests. no way to know if nick is on alcohol while hes in vegas. let's hope they test him the day he gets back and we get lucky. or someone records him. if he is in fact with that crackwhore with the dumb fucking tattoos its a 0% shot he is not fucked up beyond belief. lets go rekieta give it a shot at beating the law here. you can do it you can outsmart them just time your doses up brother NBD
There's a piss test for alcohol, it detects it for 3-5 days.
 
I still say Kayla has the worst mugshot out of Nick and April that day. She just looks so much like a generic crackhead you see on a Florida headline. If you didn't know these people at all, you think she was a Florida woman that got caught for something.
Her mugshot reminds me of Tim Walz' s wife.
 
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We all know whats going to happen. Its the convergence and the Battle of Jim's Driveway where null will fight a last stand to protect Jim Metokur. Ralph, Juju and Nick will all be there with many others. Coach Redpill will be there and reveal finally that he is still alive. Then the door to CWCville will open and Sonichu will walk our earth.

That is why null cannot set foot in Spicer himself and must send a representative. His presence alone so close to Jim might trigger the convergence.
A similar thing happens in the final season of Buffy The Vampire slayer. Maybe Rekieta’s sex dungeon excavations uncovered the hellmouth.

Speaking of.
It took me forever to realize where I saw that Adam Busch guy before, he killed one of the lesbians on Buffy the vampire slayer!

His character, Warren, had a robot girlfriend he made himself, named April.

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He did indeed kill Tara and was in turn killed by Dark Willow. Good character, well acted.

What’s the context here, is he in the dabbleverse now or something?

Edit: aaah what the fuck, he’s on this “Hughezy” show? He went to Hackamania?!
 
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I think Nick's whole thing with April was just wanting to try to hurt Aaron for him getting way too close to all he has in this world which is loyal Kayla.
I agree with most of what you said except this right here. Kayla is Nick's same-old same-old, and he knows she won't leave due to financial straits. Kayla is more inertia than loyalty. Toss some chicken tendies, thc gummies, and Star Trek dvds in her cage, and she's relatively content. She may complain once in a while, but as long as she's suitably drugged and left to her petty comforts, she won't leave. I'm sure there's been many an evening that Nick has wished she would, leaving him free to drink, drug, and pursue both fame and chlamydia in LA as a child-free bachelor comedian.

April was supposed to be a simple bit of strange, which is why Nick was willing to do a temp trade with Aaron. Nick didn't expect that bit o strange to be so, so addictive. He was stuck to her as firmly as a middle school boy is stuck to his first cum sock. He fell for her harder than Russ Greer falls for a hooker at Olive Garden. April consumed his thoughts, and Kayla, his children, and especially the dog were barely an afterthought.

Nor did Nick expect Kayla to warm so much under AA-Ron's sweaty caresses. Nick would have been satisfied with sharing April's fishy affections (and offloading the expense of her care and feeding) with AA-Ron if it hadn't been for Kayla's mysterious snow-angelic sexual awakening. Nick probably mistook Kayla's previous sexual disinterest in him for frigidity. As soon as he realized that Kayla and AA-Ron were catching feelings, he started doing everything he could to sabotage that part, while still holding onto April as punishment. And his plan totally would have worked if it hadn't been for those pesky hungry smelly kids, a bunch of Scandinavian prudes, and some autistic nerds on a flightless bird enthusiast site.
 
IF @Null has it he shouldn't tell anyone until it's revealed. Don't tease it. Balldo might have someone on a retainer to try and sue or something, some cease and desist or god knows what desperation. At most, tease it with something like "don't miss a very special MATI this Friday". And perhaps, distribute several copies to key people so it's simultaneously released all over the place; a tidal wave of bodycam videos. The trouble there would be trusting people with a press embargo.

I'm just spitballing, and I like surprises.
 
Why is everyone convinced Null has the body cam footage now? I've been going back through and didn't see an update on that, maybe I missed it
Null asked for forum user to travel to Spicer on his behalf, later he guest hosted on Ethan Ralph's Killstream where a $5000 bet was made on if Null has the bodycam footage or not.

Null told Ralph to instantly pay up because he has it already.
 
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IF @Null has it he shouldn't tell anyone until it's revealed. Don't tease it. Balldo might have someone on a retainer to try and sue or something, some cease and desist or god knows what desperation. At most, tease it with something like "don't miss a very special MATI this Friday". And perhaps, distribute several copies to key people so it's simultaneously released all over the place; a tidal wave of bodycam videos. The trouble there would be trusting people with a press embargo.

I'm just spitballing, and I like surprises.

Didn’t even think about it like that
 
I disagree; Nick admitted to introducing Kayla to porn, and now he's admitted to introducing April to her first strip club and first sex shop, even bragging about giving her an unlimited budget. (As if shopping for sex toys was a gift for April, rather than it benefitting himself as the obvious implication is they'll use them together).

I think April does have a new boyfriend, as that would explain why she DFEd her social media. She was practically sucking Nick off in all her comments. I actually think she still is seeing Nick on the side as she strikes me as the type of person who wants to "keep their options open", and naively believing she may still be able to replace Kayla some day.
But then what was the worst day ever if not Kayla cheating on Nick, initating everything you mentioned?
 
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