DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

OIC is smart enough not to give a restreamer money, it's usually only tourists that do that

OIShe has been caught @ing from the wrong account in stream chats before(ie saying hi to the sock he is currently using). This is a mistake Ryan would totally make.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil MADE PWR. Who gave you the cockamamie idea to put his thread anywhere but here?

Wait a minute. It was yewww, wasn’t, @Big Brown Schlub?

Microsoft broke Kats PC so DSP gave her the mini pc but the mini pc is underpowered she can barely play Truck sim on it.

Victory lap about how he is smart for skipping Windows updates because of them bricking Kats PC.

Phail does seem like the kind of retard who'd brick Windows by turning ahff the computer in the middle of an update.

 

[Pickle Man]

Phail does seem like the kind of retard who'd brick Windows by turning ahff the computer in the middle of an update.

 

[Iron Father]

It really is obvious to me he has some weird repressed sexual appetite for hung black men. He also would post BBC porn on old FGC froms to 'troll' people in the days of dial up internet, which means he went to no small effort to find and collect BBC porn. I would say he had a BBC folder, but this mongaloid probably downloaded the porn directly to his desktop.

He also was reportedly caught watching BBC porn in hotel rooms at tournaments but that's just hearsay (although I don't doubt it)

like you said it's never "fuck you, suck a dick"
it's always "fuck you, suck a big thick cock and the cock is huge and in your mouth and *licks lips* attached to a big black dude whose super buff"

Yes Phil loves black porn. During the Rambo years (arguably when he was at his horniest) he liked to reference Mandingo and Lexington Steele:

 

[neger psykolog]

Yes Phil loves black porn. During the Rambo years (arguably when he was at his horniest) he liked to reference Mandingo and Lexington Steele:

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Just remember that DSP walked so that Derish could fly:

>admitting in public to watching holed and blackedraw

the mad lad

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Microsoft broke Kats PC so DSP gave her the mini pc but the mini pc is underpowered she can barely play Truck sim on it.

Victory lap about how he is smart for skipping Windows updates because of them bricking Kats PC.

No wonder he has technical problems all the times.

Updates exists for a reason.

Can't wait for him to cry about a game's poor optimisation while it's his problem not having the drivers up to date...

For how much he still hasn't updated his bios ?

His CPU is still slowly degrading if that's the case.

 

[Iron Father]

The gout-shark smells blood in the water!

Since I saw Joon's video I've been kinda hoping DSP would reack to it, just because I hate Destiny so much and getting dunked on by a pigroach is an irreparable blow to the ego.

(That joke makes no fucking sense.)

 

[GameratePTSD]

Only two days in and DOOM: The Dark Ages is already getting threatened with a wage quit. He begged so hard tonight his ears wiggled.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

For how much he still hasn't updated his bios ?

His CPU is still slowly degrading if that's the case.

The most recent proof we have of him still not updating the BIOS was when he played Avowed which came out 3 months ago. I highly doubt he updated it, this nigga somehow fucked up the Big Bitch's PC with Windows updates, there's no way in hell he wouldn't brick his CPU when trying to apply a BIOS update. So both of his PC's CPUs are now slowly cooking themselves because both are shitty defective Intel CPUs and the worst part is that if he ever decides to get off his fat computer illiterate ass and update the BIOS, the damage is done, the performance loss that's already been inflicted can never be fixed.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I bought DOOM: Dark Ages myself a couple of hours ago and I'm playing on the same difficulty as DSP and I legit have no idea how he is struggling so much. It's baffling.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

The most recent proof we have of him still not updating the BIOS was when he played Avowed which came out 3 months ago. I highly doubt he updated it, this nigga somehow fucked up the Big Bitch's PC with Windows updates, there's no way in hell he wouldn't brick his CPU when trying to apply a BIOS update. So both of his PC's CPUs are now slowly cooking themselves because both are shitty defective Intel CPUs and the worst part is that if he ever decides to get off his fat computer illiterate ass and update the BIOS, the damage is done, the performance loss that's already been inflicted can never be fixed.

He doesn't need to care, he's successful now. He will just buy a NEW PC if something happens. Get it?

 

[Dave's Mailman]

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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The gout-shark smells blood in the water!

Since I saw Joon's video I've been kinda hoping DSP would reack to it, just because I hate Destiny so much and getting dunked on by a pigroach is an irreparable blow to the ego.

(That joke makes no fucking sense.)

The piggy jerked off on stream and groomed a 16 year old pandalee; he has no moral high ground to look down on anyone

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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The gout-shark smells blood in the water!

Since I saw Joon's video I've been kinda hoping DSP would reack to it, just because I hate Destiny so much and getting dunked on by a pigroach is an irreparable blow to the ego.

(That joke makes no fucking sense.)

Remember, Phil doesn’t chase drama.

The piggy jerked off on stream and groomed a 16 year old pandalee; he has no moral high ground to look down on anyone

Dood, that was in the past! Phil’s a different person now! He said so himself!

 

[Lord_Point]

Remember how he said he cried at the gay romance in season 1 of TLOU? I wonder if he was pretending to be woke or if he's really this self-unware.

I think Phil is a low wit narc who can only empathize with people who remind him of his most true love (himself). Gay boys allowed to live free from the hater and trolls, probably really resonated with Phil. He also probably said it to showcase how enlightened centrist he really is since that was around his failed dsp politics attempts.

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The gout-shark smells blood in the water!

Since I saw Joon's video I've been kinda hoping DSP would reack to it, just because I hate Destiny so much and getting dunked on by a pigroach is an irreparable blow to the ego.

(That joke makes no fucking sense.)

Normally I'm pretty good at retard to English but seriously, what is Dave trying to communicate here? like is he insulting destiny, or join, or trying to show he isn't as bad as other lolcows so stop calling him one? Or am I just being outsmarted by a 3am gin tweet

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Normally I'm pretty good at retard to English but seriously, what is Dave trying to communicate here? like is he insulting destiny, or join, or trying to show he isn't as bad as other lolcows so stop calling him one? Or am I just being outsmarted by a 3am gin tweet

Phil once again fucking up a joke, just like he fucks up his Internet Tough Guy wrestling promos.

 

[Balr0g]

The piggy jerked off on stream and groomed a 16 year old pandalee; he has no moral high ground to look down on anyone

Not to mention he defended a most likely pedophile harder then his whale of a wife

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Not to mention he defended a most likely pedophile harder then his whale of a wife

I hate to ask, but what’s the new issue with density? I know his sex tape got leak and Phil thought that’s worst than him jerking it. However, if that’s the only thing, Phil jerking it, grooming, and defending Derich are shit that way worst than a guy being a victim of revenge porn. I really don’t get Phil at times

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Only two days in and DOOM: The Dark Ages is already getting threatened with a wage quit. He begged so hard tonight his ears wiggled.
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Is this the one he paid extra to play it early? Did it even release yet for everyone or will this be the first wage quit before the game is officially out?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Is this the one he paid extra to play it early? Did it even release yet for everyone or will this be the first wage quit before the game is officially out?

He payed early for it (100 bucks). The game will be releasing today.