Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smashed & Slamed]

A little compilation of how Nick looked after 7 hours of streaming yesterday.
Everything is fine. He is happy. He won. He owned the state, is 100% sober, and he will really stick to the evil Jersh.

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Those are the facial expressions of a kid who's two hours past their bed time. They just happen to be on a ghoul with soulless eyes.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick has an interview lined up with "a very important person fighting for freedom" that is involved in the Karen Reed case. It's just a matter of when to bring them on.

Only Turtleboy would be dumb enough to show up on Nick's channel, nobody else.
Will he ask hit the Futanari question?

 

[not william stenchever]

It has horrible side effects based on what I've read.

: I know all about horrible side effects, let me tell you. My trust fund payouts come with the side effects of five kids and a banged up benzo whore wife. Don't even get me started on all the driving, they drive me up a damn wall.

 

[daffodils]

Only Turtleboy would be dumb enough to show up on Nick's channel, nobody else.
Will he ask hit the Futanari question?

Shortly afterwards he says it's Randazza.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Shortly afterwards he says it's Randazza.

Oh its about that woman claiming police tried to silence her in the buffer zone around the courthouse.
lol

The shizzos protesting are out in force over there.

 

[Strix454]

I think what he's saying is that you would need a basic understanding of math to satisfy the general education requirements of an undergrad degree. That would be the case regardless of what the undergrad degree is in. English majors still have to do a little bit of math and science. You would need that undergrad degree to get into a graduate school (which is what a law school is).

After looking through the information for Nick's school (Southwest Minnesota State), I'm not sure there are any math requirements there. The requirements are just credit hours in certain course levels, the required classes in the particular degree and a GPA greater than or equal to 2.0.

This is rather unusual, but IMO Nick's school is a very low-tier school in the state.

Its also worth noting that the law school he went to has no explicit cut-off for GPA or LSAT scores. Admission seems rather arbitrary and not strictly based on academic performance.

 

[USAroXX]

Shortly afterwards he says it's Randazza.

Randazza is representing turtleboy in his felony witness tampering suit violating free speech against him filed by the cops in the karen read case.

Rekieta is one of MANY on TB youtube karen read media tour. Uncivil Law got TB without a randazza, and b4 junkie interview, likely why junkie wanted TB on his show cuz Kurt got TB first.

 

[Melty Butter]

Shortly afterwards he says it's Randazza.

Nick just announced that Marc Rendazza will be joining the stream either at lunch or after court. So, TODAY. Link

ETA: He's now saying it will be at lunch, so likely within an hour.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick has an interview lined up with "a very important person fighting for freedom" that is involved in the Karen Reed case. It's just a matter of when to bring them on.

"Balls or no balls?"

EDIT: It's Randazza.

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Why does this "social media expert" insist on stuffing phallic looking food items into his mouth on camera?

Is he retarded?

Don't answer that.

Instead, answer this:

Does anybody here remember this? And what happened soon afterwards?



Same energy. Oof.

That's one of the few differences i've noticed between Nick and Aaron. Don't get me wrong when Steeltoe admits he's wrong I don't believe it but at least he can say the damn words.

Speaking of...

Just uploaded:

He agrees with you.

 

[Maraschino]

Given a week of time before the anniversary, I hope that's enough for him (or someone) to edit it down and do any additional blurring needed. (ie kids.)

I'm expecting a clip of Nick throwing the warrant onto the ground to be right on the front page as soon as Null is able to get the footage. I want Nick's tantrum to be front and center for that faggot to seethe over.

 

[AnOminous]

Even the average addict would be having a moment of clarity right now and reaching a point where they realize they feel better sober.

He's not sober. Sober people don't go off stream 33+ times to huff nitrous. He's a drug addict, he's on drugs every day.

Minnesota has essentially recognised the 'right to drive'. Someone else cited statutes dozens of pages back. It was out of the misguidedbleeding heart concern that non-drivers cannot get to work and contribute to society.

There's a solution for that that isn't flat-out Minnesota retarded, and that's give them a license to get to work and back and otherwise they're grounded. And if they don't have a job anyway, fuck them. Or just put them in jail where they get three hots and a cot.

Minnesota is fucking retarded.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's not sober. Sober people don't go off stream 33+ times to huff nitrous. He's a drug addict, he's on drugs every day.

You forgot to mention he's also a GIGANTIC FAGGOT.

You're slipping, Walter. I shouldn't have to do your job for you. Lol. JK.

 

[daffodils]

The last break was pretty clipworthy. Nick explains how people are upset and obssess about him because he was their e-daddy and "went away for milk cigarettes".

He also thinks it's "interesting" how people tell you to keep things private and when you actually do, they spend their lives to find out what's going on.

Also some stuff about Kayla "doing sobriety" with him. Less than 1700 viewers.

 

[AnOminous]

However, what that basically means is that he'd need at least a C- in a few math courses. He presumably didn't suck so bad that he couldn't manage that.

Most colleges have a retard math course that's basically on the level of remedial high school math for English major speds. If you're not a retard, you can and should take an actual math course despite this, but if you're Nick, you're a retard, so I assume he took the tard course.

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bruh I’m on the fuckin whippets an sheit mang I’m huffing puppies over here dawg I’m nanging the fuck out at the kennel club over here I’m all fucked up on hounds nigga

Hearing this in Dracula Flow voice.

 

[dustnight]

He’s STILL losing subs despite streaming live consistently, that takes talent

He only loses subs when he's streaming, it's kind of funny and weird.

 

[Potatoherder]

He’s STILL losing subs despite streaming live consistently, that takes talent

It's not some grand conspiracy that some youtubers think it is either. Say you sub to someone 4 years ago and finally seeing them pop up in your feed again. You then see whatever Nick does now and unsub because best case is he's making shitty jokes and worse case he isn't even on stream. Most of the stream is him sitting in silence.

The stream exists to babysit a grown man.

He also thinks it's "interesting" how people tell you to keep things private and when you actually do, they spend their lives to find out what's going on.

That ship has sailed. He was told to keep things private before he admitted to letting other men fuck his wife and giving his kid coke. He is the monkey now and needs to dance.

 

[AnOminous]

Does anybody here remember this? And what happened soon afterwards?

Nick should follow in his footsteps.

That ship has sailed. He was told to keep things private before he admitted to letting other men fuck his wife and giving his kid coke. He is the monkey now and needs to dance.

People told this dumb fuck retard to keep things private because at the time they actually cared about him. He spat in their faces, embraced degeneracy, and now people just want to see him get his shit kicked in.

He's too autistic to understand the changed context.

 

[AltisticRight]

The gayest way to eat a burrito.

 

[not william stenchever]

Hearing this in Dracula Flow voice.

This has me wondering if Nick thinks he has the same energy as the Dracula Flow guy while talking about his own depravity and drug use.

Thinking about it, though, "I'm a demon. If shorty chose to get with a demon that sounds like her problem." is pretty on brand for skelly boy.

 

[Captain Manning]

There's no reason Null can't show the footage on MATI then say "Ralph owes me $5000".

Sure, he can, and it would take all of 2 seconds.

But it's not gonna make any difference. It's a silly side issue to the main point of this. Which is sticking it to Nick.

Ralph is just gonna be like "Fuck you bish, I ain't payin' you shit. You're a pedophile, and dick doesn't work, if ya wanna know the truth about it." Or some nonsense to that effect.

Null knows Ralph doesn't have $5,000 to pay him, and he said as much in that stream, so I doubt very much he considers it a serious bet.

In fact, as soon as Null "accepted" the bet, Ralph got flustered and immediately changed the subject.

It's not some grand conspiracy that some youtubers think it is either. Say you sub to someone 4 years ago and finally seeing them pop up in your feed again. You then see whatever Nick does now and unsub because best case is he's making shitty jokes and worse case he isn't even on stream. Most of the stream is him sitting in silence.

As further proof this is what's going on, I will note his sub count stabilized during that long multi-month period he wasn't streaming. Now it's going back down.

The gayest way to eat a burrito.
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I see what you did there.