Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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Breadbassket said:
There is a good chance this thread wouldn't exist if Synthetic Man could properly handle criticism. Unfortunately for him and to the amusement of everyone else, he can't.
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  • Ban all pedos
  • Stop talking about futa
  • Ignore vtubers
It's simply too much for one man to take on. He should also try to be more engaging when he streams, he's a sleep aide and he isn't even good at the games he does play if it's not Breakers, even then I don't know enough about the game maybe he sucks at that too, but he's a lot more talkative and energetic.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
You telling me this CHUD didn't vote for Trump? Or at least might not have? He could have voted for Kamala??? Well, I guess he did fuck a black chick...
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That site will track if someone on it voted in a primary (the party they voted for will be listed) or the general election. As of this time, despite the fact he has been registered since 2014, he has not participated in any elections.
 
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Breadbassket said:
There is a good chance this thread wouldn't exist if Synthetic Man could properly handle criticism. Unfortunately for him and to the amusement of everyone else, he can't.
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I think the circlejerk thread was the tipping point.
Soycast Guy said:
Adding this in big bold letters for all the brigaders lately. This is an APPRECIATION thread. Yes, an APPRECIATION thread I add again. You can come in and criticize him, but, and I will emphasize this, DO NOT COME IN TO TROLL OR A-LOG! (Looking at you lolicon/shotacon defense force)
This is your only warning. Brigaders WILL be threadbanned. This is not a lolcow thread. Take that shit to prospering grounds if you really care.
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Finally, a good fucking OP.

Good job for including the DSP/LTG-tier Breakers clips. Those streams were fun to watch until he defended lolifags just because they gave him money. He declared himself a honorary lolcow, but now he's a real one.
 
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Hiphopopotamus said:
  • Ban all pedos
  • Stop talking about futa
  • Ignore vtubers
It's simply too much for one man to take on. He should also try to be more engaging when he streams, he's a sleep aide and he isn't even good at the games he does play if it's not Breakers, even then I don't know enough about the game maybe he sucks at that too, but he's a lot more talkative and energetic.
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He actually explained this in a stream. Many of his whales are the pedos, simple as.
 
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Breadbassket said:
There is a good chance this thread wouldn't exist if Synthetic Man could properly handle criticism. Unfortunately for him and to the amusement of everyone else, he can't.
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1. don't talk about degenerate gooner shit publicly.
2. don't read your thread on kiwi farms.
3. don't sperg out on stream.

these are simple rules yet so many retards are incapable of following them.
 
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Chudborean said:
A fucking disaster, that’s what. You see, Synthetic Man, Coby, did the one thing any child of 4chan is honor bound not to do.

He talked to a woman. And was nice to her. He even made her a janny in his chat. His audience -of which 37% are lolicons- did not take that kindly. Behold, the wicked witch! The straw that broke the camel's back!
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To be fair, that whore humiliated Synth on stream and she's a loli-advocate too (where's the cow thread for Kirsche?), she changed her Vtumor 3D model, looking and acting like an anime loli just to exploit her pedophilic fanbase, she even did the CUNNY Uohhh meme multiple times for some money.
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Kirsche is no better than Synth, she's worse, and Synth's problem with the part of his audience against Kirsche is not that he's simping for a woman, is that he's simping for a professional internet prostitute, backtracking on what he previously said about these online whores on stream, banning people and longtime supporters because they were shitting on the kind of woman Synth used to hate the most. Synth is being a hypocritical asshole, fighting with his OWN fanbase and for nothing, he's not getting that Fox pussy and there's no going back from this disaster.
 
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NOBODY COME AND SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT SYNTH HERE OR YOU WILL BE BANNED THIS IS A SYNTH-NEGATIVE SPACE!!!
(fucking finally, so happy to see this; the kvetching from the ballwashers will likely be just as funny as Synth himself being a retard)
 
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Sketchy Fingers said:
I've been binge watching his videos since I found out about him through the farms a week ago. He's definitely a character but I find his content really entertaining. Reminds me of the 2010s rant-bros, or a less polished Internet Aristocrat. I've missed this style of YouTube video.
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He said his biggest influence was spoony and he used to watch and comment on spoony/jontron reviews during his streams back before he started to fall into the trap of slop content.

Vid regarding SYnth and Kirsche's lolicon defending.

 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
Glad to have finally gotten this to PG @Chudborean. This guy was always a weirdo but fell off bigly after that Zelda review. Seeing now that he's just a gooner living with his parents is such a waste, and his thread was a long time coming
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This is when I started becoming aware of him. If his cultist fanbase didn’t shill that video everywhere I wouldn’t have even known he existed. So you can imagine that I was confused at how people rallied around some sperg trying to make a video about how woke Zelda Tears of the Kingdom is (spoiler: it’s not).
 
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Großmann said:
This is when I started becoming aware of him. If his cultist fanbase didn’t shill that video everywhere I wouldn’t have even known he existed. So you can imagine that I was confused at how people rallied around some sperg trying to make a video about how woke Zelda Tears of the Kingdom is (spoiler: it’s not).
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I was a longtime viewer of his, literally since the begginings of his channel. Once that schizopost happened I knew that it was all gonna go downhill from there. Then came the FO4 coomer mods and the futa stuff and the fact that he was now doing streams instead of reviews and I knew that it was over. The nail in the coffin was the lolicon
 
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