Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shig O'nella]

What are all you people doing paying with cash? Are you all niggers who lack bank accounts and don't have credit/debit cards?

Don't have debts, loans or an overdraft either.

 

[Swole McPole]

Don't have debts, loans or an overdraft either.

I don't have any of those things either, but I don't keep my money underneath my mattress.

Using a debit card for small transactions that can be paid with a single note or pocket change should be punishable by dick-punching/cunt-punting.

Do you not have chip and pin where you live? Swiping your card over the card reader is much faster than all this fiddling around with coins and change. It's only OAP's who pay with cash these days, and the whole line groans as they're forced to wait while the dithering old alzheimer case tries to find the exact right money or waits for her change.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Hmm, Camelot's stream with Nick from Tuesday has been set to private.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Tl14_K4n7Dc

Spoiler: Embed

I wonder what prompted that. The best would be if Nick asked him to take it down.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Clip from a stream as a separate video. This is the thumbnail. Nice shirt.

Do you not have chip and pin where you live? Swiping your card over the card reader is much faster than all this fiddling around with coins and change. It's only OAP's who pay with cash these days, and the whole line groans as they're forced to wait while the dithering old alzheimer case tries to find the exact right money or waits for her change.

Most of Euro-Peon self-checkout only allows contactless payment.


I ctrl-F'd and is this the only reference to Potentially Criminal voice being removed?
5h34 in the stream, he started to sing about being pegged by Aaron. Completely buck-broken.

 

[Father Balldo]

thread moving awfully slow... is this the calm before the storm?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This is the thumbnail. Nice shirt.

I bot hate and love AI nick. I hate it cause its niggardly ugly slop from a cokehead trying to make himself look good for a thumbnail.
I love it because despite his attempts it just looks dead inside and like a skinwalker much like Nick and somehow it still looks better than Nick.

 

[Sneed Force One]

thread moving awfully slow... is this the calm before the storm?

The world takes a long breath, holds it and waits

 

[thebigdream]

I bot hate and love AI nick. I hate it cause its niggardly ugly slop from a cokehead trying to make himself look good for a thumbnail.
I love it because despite his attempts it just looks dead inside and like a skinwalker much like Nick and somehow it still looks better than Nick.

I love it because it brings out his teenage girl-tier body dysmorphia to the fore. This one's not too bad, it's just a cleaned up, depressed-looking version of him. But the ones where he's a chad Chuck Norris lumberjack are kino. Imagine being an uninformed viewer, pressing on the thumbnail and receiving the white-knuckled coke goblin instead.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Clip from a stream as a separate video. This is the thumbnail. Nice shirt.

I want to believe the AI has learned from data scraping that everyone is calling him sad, pathetic and a loser so it automatically generates a depressed looking version of him.
Searching his name in a in-private window is a hoot, his SEO is utterly toxic. Any normies' first impression of him is a drug addict child abuser.

 

[daffodils]

Hmm, Camelot's stream with Nick from Tuesday has been set to private.
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https://www.youtube.com/live/Tl14_K4n7Dc

Spoiler: Embed

I wonder what prompted that. The best would be if Nick asked him to take it down.

Still on Rumble:

https://rumble.com/v6tclnx-crashout-tuesday-feat-rekieta-law-and-cecil-says.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

Maybe some Youtube TOS thing?

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Oh yes. 100%. The kitchen and hot tub era were peak

I still miss the beeping robot. The cope was weapons grade on LOCALS.

It seems like a moot point now but he never did get around to doing those engraved Locals gifts, did he.

Well, have you considered that CGoody was in thr first 5k LOCALS members? Maybe he wants to keep the knowledge and promise of the 5k g(r)ift alive forever so that he will always be remembered by us all.

DO YOU HAVE NO HEART OR COMPASSION????

That’s arithmetic, not math. I struggle to add and subtract numbers in my head too, always have, yet I managed a degree with algebra and calculus because calculators exist and real math has next to nothing to do with numbers anyway.

This is exactly the kind of thing that Maths degree holders imevitably say when they are caught out in a simple mistake.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

[AI slop Nick]

[AI slop Nick]

My only question is is he doing this on purpose or does he think it looks good? Or maybe he doesn't care?

Looking at the thumbnails is simulation of being face-blind.

 

[thebigdream]

My only question is is he doing this on purpose or does he think it looks good? Or maybe he doesn't care?

Looking at the thumbnails is simulation of being face-blind.

I think he just doesn't care about the quality of his channel anymore, this is more self-immolating audience punishment. Suffah Balldowashers.

 

[Schpoots]

Is he really doing the whole "I'm making bad content on purpose" cope now that all cows eventually do?

 

[Lemondale]

what happens in the 23rd of may? the 5k grift or the 14 locals streams?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Anyone got a copy of the Bodycam Bingo Card?

 

[Lonely khan]

I’m afraid to get my hopes up! But gawd I want it to be the bodycam so bad. Just b/c of how Nick will be reeeing for days!

Its the perfect storm having it release early on into his probation. He can't use the turtle defense and skip work. He's gonna sound like Tay Zonday with all the galaxy gas he's gonna huff.


He's gonna ree till the end of time

Idk if there are any others bodycam footage afficionados here but I'm hoping for some classics.

I know that Nick Will
>Tell the cops he's a lawyer
>Tell a cop what the cops arent allowed to do
>Nick declaring he's being targeted for his politics

Those are a certainty, but I'm hoping for some stretch goals

>Someone saying the dog in the bathroom is a service dog and they need him
>Nick threatening to sue the cops for harassment
>Claims of police brutality
>Nick saying his constitutional rights have been violated
>Someone already in cuffs in the backseat of a patrol car kicking the window
>Someone telling the cops they've been in the back of the car for an hour when it's only been 12 minutes
>trying to do drugs in front of the cop
>A mound of cocaine that could cover the circumference of a laptop

Spoiler: But in reality

There's probably going to be disturbing stuff, like his kids crying in the background as their parents get arrested all because Faulter White couldn't keep his midlife crisis contained to collecting transformers.

 

[Nova902]

S

Guess what, Nick? Any parent who brings large quantities of narcotics into a home with five children, and whose child later tests positive for cocaine, deserves to have those facts used to bludgeon him. You’re fucking lucky the pummeling has so far remained online. But soon I’m sure you’ll mouth off to the wrong guy and get your teeth knocked down your cocksucking throat. A girl can dream, anyway.

Those of you who can somehow stand to watch his streams: Please let us know if people send him Supertips asking him how the fuck he graduated law school without learning about Sacco and Vanzetti. I can’t imagine I’m the only one who was floored by that.

Finally, does this faggot shave his lower shins and ankles?!

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From this nasty-ass pic:

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So again why does he have so many "open sores" on his legs and body? Digging out the meth mites from under his skin? OR just actual mites and insects from the unhygienic living conditions of a drug addict. Aaron has herpes that he caught from "his father" so is Nick trying to dig herpes sores out of his body?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Fuck organic chemistry, but anyone can grind through some basic maths like calculus.

I found organic chem an easier class than calculus simply because it was easier to visualize and memorize. But this is Nick. He’d have been filtered by the basic chem classes because those classes established you can follow instruction, be patient, and work at a decent rate. And I don’t know about his college but all my labs were early in the morning.

Imagine being a card sheep

I carry cash as an emergency but the ease and reward points are too good to pass up!