Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[AltisticRight]

Good think that the bedroom already includes a cuck chair. That way Karl can sit comfortably while his wife pays off his debt.

>Your wife's chest is so flat, I saved a total of 9835 frames while fucking her
(Okay, fine. I will stop it with the Golden Eye jokes and face a wall. Oh I just saved 294 frames by doing that.)

 

[Lukie]

I got the bankruptcy record. It's not fake, business & YouTube channel are probably included in the estate, but somehow he got this debt personally (maybe he only incorporated after realizing he should care about liability?).

Best case for Karl is highest bidder for the company hires him to keep making content and pays a decent salary.

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@Null Looks like Karl has officially filed for bankruptcy. Can we get this featured please.

 

[Asian tech support]

That is one weird looking house.
No personality to it at all.

I like the kitchen. Really, I'm just jealous of anyone who doesn't have to put up with laminate countertops and ancient ranges.

Since this is basically a hot sauce thread, which of Billy "King of Kong" Mitchell's sauces is the most equivalent to Texas Pete? I know jackshit about hot sauces, but I gained a fondness of Texas Pete on my morning omelette in the Army and I'd like remind myself what happiness is like.

It's been years since I've had Texas Pete. I'm doing wings with Rickey's this weekend, but I'll pick up a bottle of Pete and compare it with each Rickey's on eggs maybe tomorrow or sunday morning and get back to you.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I think Karl's decline in subscribers is pretty much over. It's been well over two weeks since any drop in subs was reported on Socialblade, so I think the people that don't even want to hate watch or troll the comments left already.

So 50K people left in the month of April.

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I understood that reference.

The only thing worse than hate is apathy. Hate at least drives engagement, gets comments, commentary and makes a broader audience aware of Karl, some of which may decide to pick up a broom in defense for some odd reason; I don't get it, but that's just how some people are.

However, if people are apathetic, if they just don't care anymore and have moved on, then Karl is 50k subs down and he may never get them back. Plus, the tonal difference between actively disparaging Karl and disgustingly dismissing him can make a real difference in the broader discussion.

IE: "OMG, Karl lied to his fans about what the lawsuit was about and was probably even trying to scam them. He's a real piece of shit"
VS
"Oh, that Karl guy. Yeah, he's a real piece of shit. Tried to scam his fans or something. Glad he got sued into poverty"

 

[ringtones]

Yes this entire thread was created to get a rise out of you specifically

I just can't believe you people are such niggercattle you actually are buying food products from one of the most notorious retards to ever roam the internet. This guy isn't a street performer he's a retard who's been lying about the high scores he allegedly got in a video game when he was a child. No matter how much of a turbo sperg karl jobst you guys have permanently lowered the bar for kiwifarms in this thread

 

[HarmanSmith69]

just can't believe you people are such niggercattle you actually are buying food products from one of the most notorious retards to ever roam the internet.

Wait, where do we buy your food products ?

 

[Polentic]

stop having fun niggers!!!!!

Just bought 59 more hot sauce bottles because of this post. It's so Jobster. Billy wins again...

I think we're all waiting for Karl to get off his bankrupt ass and make a new video. But we might be here for a while.

 

[ringtones]

Wait, where do we buy your food products ?

probably on karl jobst's website since the only way I could possibly think that giving billy mitchell free money is something other than "owning the chuds" is if I'm a karl jobst sock

 

[Billy Bong]

It's probably best to stop quoting and responding to absolute retards.

 

[Burger Kong]

lying about the high scores he allegedly got in a video game when he was a child

Okay right from where you are, you are already lying more than anything they said. What the fuck kind of head canon are you creating where Billy Mitchell is stealing high scores as a literal child? This isn't even a common talking point it's like you went full retard, started watching Muppet babies and went into lala land thinking about how things offended you and forget it was personal.

"When he was a child."
Literally what in the FUCK are you talking about?

 

[ringtones]

Okay right from where you are, you are already lying more than anything they said. What the fuck kind of head canon are you creating where Billy Mitchell is stealing high scores as a literal child? This isn't even a common talking point it's like you went full retard, started watching Muppet babies and went into lala land thinking about how things offended you and forget it was personal.

"When he was a child."
Literally what in the FUCK are you talking about?

how about "since he was a child" do I need to explain billy mitchell's history to you too? You don't know who he is? Nigger

 

[Lukie]

one of the most notorious retards to ever roam the internet

>Has world records
>Runs successful businesses
>Gives employment to the local community
>Own range of food products
>Documentaries made about him
>Harim of Japanese women want to be photo'd with him
>Hot wife with big rack
>Has loving family
>Son goes after your enemies
>Successfully makes people settle in court
>Bankrupts people who cross him
>Has American Tie
>Good hair and beard
>Rik Flair persona
>Cartoonist want to make characters about him
>Spawned 50,000 Karl Jobst haters and growing
> Makes midwits, low wits and deranged trannies seethe

Noooo stalker child it is you who is retarded nigger cattle

 

[Pointless Debater]

I would have thought Notch would just pay everything for Karl. I guess Karl's life is just over now.

I have to imagine having the "what if I played the lottery and won" fantasy about what I'd spend money on. Online stranger advice that if you ever were lucky enough to have this problem is to shut the fuck up, incorporate a blind trust, and thus be anonymous.

Notch cannot do that due to his association with Minecraft and then has to own what he spends money on with his name/reputation.

Notch is autistic enough to back Jobst to the tune of $300K. But money alone is not enough to win a lawsuit. Notch expressed anger at Billy winning and people turning on Jobst, but other than a couple tweets calling people who felt misled by Jobst, has been silent on the issue post-verdict.

Whether Jobst only chose to take a limited amount from Notch or Notch was unwilling to bankroll Jobst's legal bills fully is not clear. A rumor (read: I don't take every internet comment I read as truth like Jobst) is that one of the reason Jobst's legal bills were so high is that he had original counsel on the case that told him he should settle with Billy, and when he didn't like that answer, he fired them and got all new attorneys. If Notch saw that he may have realized that Jobst was not going to listen to legal advice and funding the defense further was essentially flushing money down the toilet, but I freely admit this is very speculative.

$1,200,000 Sold on 01 Aug 2022.

This site suggests the house appreciated to $1.3M AUD based on comparable sales. If you figure that Karl put at least 20% down (1,200,000*.2 = $240K AUD) combine that with the $100K in appreciation and the couple theoretically has at least $340K AUD of equity in the house. If Karl co-owns it with his wife, only half that $340K might be considered his, as the trustee would have a controlling interest in Karl's half.

(There would theoretically be some equity from the monthly loan payments but I am not going down the LARP rabbit hole of getting an amortization calculation spreadsheet and pulling made-up figures for the terms of Karl's mortgage out of my ass. 20% down is common enough to make it an assumption.)

 

[Burger Kong]

how about "since he was a child" do I need to explain billy mitchell's history to you too? You don't know who he is? Nigger

Billy Mitchell was born in fucking 1965. "Since he was a child" are you fucking serious? Okay whatever let's go with your retard level head canon that lil Billy Mitchel was cheating video game high scores as a child back in the 60s or early 70s before video games even became mainstream.

 

[ringtones]

Billy Mitchell was born in fucking 1965. "Since he was a child" are you fucking serious? Okay whatever let's go with your retard level head canon that lil Billy Mitchel was cheating video game high scores as a child back in the 60s or early 70s before video games even became mainstream.

yeah sure he wasn't he just came out of left field with a random fake world record and everything out of his mouth has been bullshit ever since, he never told a lie in his life prior to that you're right

 

[Burger Kong]

yeah sure he wasn't he just came out of left field with a random fake world record and everything out of his mouth has been bullshit ever since, he never told a lie in his life prior to that you're right

Hey this might take more mental cognition than you have but what you just said doesn't actually prove the earlier statement that Billy Mitchell was stealing high scores "as a child".

"he never told a lie in his life prior to that you're right"
Fuck off with your strawman statements. Neither me nor anyone in this thread is claiming Billy never lied. Nobody said this. So fuck off with your bullshit statements.

 

[AltisticRight]

This site suggests the house appreciated to $1.3M AUD based on comparable sales. If you figure that Karl put at least 20% down (1,200,000*.2 = $240K AUD) combine that with the $100K in appreciation and the couple theoretically has at least $340K AUD of equity in the house. If Karl co-owns it with his wife, only half that $340K might be considered his, as the trustee would have a controlling interest in Karl's half.

(There would theoretically be some equity from the monthly loan payments but I am not going down the LARP rabbit hole of getting an amortization calculation spreadsheet and pulling made-up figures for the terms of Karl's mortgage out of my ass. 20% down is common enough to make it an assumption.)

Real estate prices in smaller cities like Brisbane skyrocketed because people are moving out of Sydney/Melbourne due to soaring housing prices, so it makes sense.

 

[Spaceman Spud]

Why do people work themselves into such an autistic fit over video game scores from decades ago?
It's literally a children's' toy.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Why do people work themselves into such an autistic fit over video game scores from decades ago?
It's literally a children's' toy.

Autism. You said it yourself.

 

[Zoot]

you guys have permanently lowered the bar for kiwfarms in this thread

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