Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.4%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 30.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 86 32.5%
  • Total voters
    265
31 days "sober" today. Shows up late and coughing. touching his elbows and fidgeting with his sleeves before having a Dr. Pepper.
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AnOminous said:
I wonder why he picked a thumbnail that looks constipated and pissed off.

(I mean the thumbnail for the AI voice, not the creepy, weird AI Nicks he generates for the videos.)
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It's from his mugshot, and your mugshot makes you a total badass, just ask Boogie2988.

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(alternatively it's weird and funny)

AFAIR The picture for his AI voice was chosen when MAPton created Rekieta AI voice for his own purposes, and Nick just uses it like his bitch.
 
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I can't wrap my head around why he keeps using these AI made thumbnails. Is this some kind of new youtuber meta game? Does he know they look like ass and keeps using them ironically? My only guess is that he uses the AI Balldo images because the real Nick looks like the weathered cokehead that he is. It reminds me of frozen meals where they look decent on the box but once you open it up you see how the corn has gotten everywhere and then question the life choices that got you there.
 
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Cereal Experiments Grain said:
I can't wrap my head around why he keeps using these AI made thumbnails. Is this some kind of new youtuber meta game? Does he know they look like ass and keeps using them ironically? My only guess is that he uses the AI Balldo images because the real Nick looks like the weathered cokehead that he is. It reminds me of frozen meals where they look decent on the box but once you open it up you see how the corn has gotten everywhere and then question the life choices that got you there.
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I know he keeps acting like RyantheEditor is still around, but maybe he's actually not so Nick is forced to try and make thumbnails himself.
 
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Cereal Experiments Grain said:
I can't wrap my head around why he keeps using these AI made thumbnails. Is this some kind of new youtuber meta game? Does he know they look like ass and keeps using them ironically? My only guess is that he uses the AI Balldo images because the real Nick looks like the weathered cokehead that he is. It reminds me of frozen meals where they look decent on the box but once you open it up you see how the corn has gotten everywhere and then question the life choices that got you there.
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Branca has been using them for a while, although he doesn't include himself in them, and they're often mixed with real photos.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Branca tuned Nick into it. I'm guessing they're using Adobe's AI slop, but I won't swear to it.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Organic Chemistry is not my kind of autism, and sitting in on one revision for the classes was enough to confirm that for me.
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The material itself is not autistic. Its how its taught almost everywhere that is autistic. Its far easier to learn the material in a practical way than an abstract way.
 
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PrestonHolt said:
When was the last time Nick brought in on his own something that wasnt drugs or degeneracy, now with that Im 100% willing to belive Branca gave him the idea.
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The Balldo probably wasn't even his own idea. A likely candidate is the sex doll guy introducing him to the idea. It would be quite fitting that the defunct sex toy company that has become synonymous with the drunken fuck was not his own discovery but introduced to him by someone else.

Strix454 said:
The material itself is not autistic. Its how its taught almost everywhere that is autistic. Its far easier to learn the material in a practical way than an abstract way.
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The Explosions & Fire guy who does organic chemistry in his shed out back has repeatedly made it clear why he doesn't like sulfur. "If you start seeing yellow you know you've fucked up"
 
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Incidentally that Nick Nolte mugshot was after he got a DUI while on GHB, which apparently doesn't show up on some drug tests (not sure about current year). I wonder if Nick has been dabbling in that nasty ass shit. It's very popular among fags (and date rapists) and he could probably get it at Gay '90s.
 
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