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[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

We have a 2 year old son and second son on the way (assuming cis for the littles). I grew up in a split home, and that is not something I would ever want for my children. But I also don't want to grow to resent my children

I lack the ability to convey just how much I fucking despise these people, TTD.

Thread Tax: Troon gets fired for coming in late constantly and calling out for troon surgeries, blames transphobia. Is actually just worthless and unemployable, many such cases.

Spoiler: LONG

Some context: recent grad, got first job, where I was in boymode, no issues. Had it for 3 months now, without complaints.
This Monday brought a letter (justificatif) from the FFS / GRS doctor from the last week for the visit I warned about > 24 hours before. Today I was called to HR office with someone else there and suddenly was told I'm getting fired. To my question and shock as to why, they suddenly found the "many infractions" ranging from "being late" (not really true) to "constant absences" (you mean 4 justified medical leaves in 3 months?) to "errors that led to the company's losses"... I'm the system administrator........

I'm not stupid and know as fuck what was the REAL reason. I'm in contact with lawyers atm (regular one who is mortified, and an LGBT specialized one, who was NOT even surprised), as they can't fire without notice like that and all, but the situation is complicated as I don't even have a nationality yet...

Now you're where I am from? What state? Oh no, I'm not from the states, I'm from Europe. France, as a matter of fact. And a foreigner, so now my visa status is also fucked.

And the insane thing? I am not the only one - I know another person on permanent contract (and she's in Paris!) getting fired for the same reason - for coming out basically.

I swear to God, makes me wanna burn this whole fucking planet. And then French are like shocked Pikachus, asking "why is there an exodus of smart people?!?". Well, take a fucking guess, not wanna stay here neither, if it wasn't for the lack of work experience and free GRS...

Sorry for the rant. Just realizing it's like this EVERYWHERE. The girls who have the jobs are in boymode. Those brave ones who are out - are all jobless despite the perfect GPA. Everyone (mainly gen X and older) staring at me with a grim like about to attack if I'm in girlmode. Visible trans women denied women's bathroom in front of me, while cis women in male bathroom (to avoid lines) = OK. (Cis but visibly queer / gay) friend recently brutally beaten up BAD after a bar night, but NOT robbed (phone AND wallet were surprisingly in place, so take a guess what was the reason he was beaten up?). And it's in Île de France (Paris area)...

I swear to God, sometimes I feel like we're living in a light version of Texas, yet I'm afraid it's only gonna get worse. Poland already has "LGBT free zones", and Hungary recently made transition AND LGBT parades (effective this year) punishable by prison. France will be next...

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/s/W8C5Dj8H37

 

[DSHK]

And of course, the main thing that this autogynephilic faggot cares about is his wife's meanie comments triggering his "womb envy" or "chest envy" or whatever. How fucking retarded and selfish do you have to be to do this to your own family? No sane woman will ever respect you, your kids will only see a degenerate loser when they look at you and all of this you did because of your gooning fetish and getting brainwashed by other terminally online weirdos that pushed you to pull the trigger and join their degenerate fetishist cult.

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Jesus Christ. Can't help but feel sorry for the wife and the kids.

Imagine the trauma those kids are gonna go through because of this. The worst part of all this is how many kids have been traumatized or mutilated with hormones and SRS.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This horrorshow;

https://www.reddit.com/u/newcomer1990/s/gcAXQj1XgF

-Currently residing in Japan for work, but home resident in Florida, who appears to be employed by the fed government, whose wife is probably peaking amongst the utter depravity -
Is busy trying to brew himself up some breast milk.
To feed a baby. One he plans to adopt.



Not a hideous or mentally deficient looking wife (?) either. Can only assume she is taking his current work related continental absence as a breather, while she recovers from the utter shock of being baby-deep with..this situation.

Not sure how easy it would be to trace him but surely to fucking god his hideous plans are illegal now, in Florida of all places. Unless he's busy with something in east Asia. I don't even want to consider. Don't consider it cow tipping at all when it's literal CSA, sorry not sorry.

 

[DSHK]

https://www.reddit.com/u/newcomer1990/s/gcAXQj1XgF

-This horrorshow;
Currently residing in Japan for work, but home resident in Florida, who appears to be employed by the fed government, whose wife is probably peaking amongst the utter depravity -
Is busy trying to brew himself up some breast milk.
To feed a baby. One he plans to adopt.
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Not sure how easy it would be to trace him but surely to fucking god that's illegal now, in Florida of all places. Unless he's busy with something in east Asia. I don't even want to consider. Don't consider it cow tipping at all when it's literal CSA, sorry not sorry.

Geez, he looks so creepy. He is deep in the uncanny valley.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

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Either the wife was being sarcastic or they are both too stupid to be in the same room as a small child.

Yeah, sure you can just do the breastfeeding. And next time you're low on cash, you can just identify as a chicken so you can lay your own eggs.

 

[Positron]

they suddenly found the "many infractions" ranging from "being late" (not really true)

In other words, it is true.

(you mean 4 justified medical leaves in 3 months?)

You mean fibromyalgia?

And then French are like shocked Pikachus, asking "why is there an exodus of smart people?!?"

Then go somewhere else, smart person of gender.

 

[Backinpogform]

This horrorshow;

https://www.reddit.com/u/newcomer1990/s/gcAXQj1XgF

-Currently residing in Japan for work, but home resident in Florida, who appears to be employed by the fed government, whose wife is probably peaking amongst the utter depravity -
Is busy trying to brew himself up some breast milk.
To feed a baby. One he plans to adopt.
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Not a hideous or mentally deficient looking wife (?) either. Can only assume she is taking his current work related continental absence as a breather, while she recovers from the utter shock of being baby-deep with..this situation.
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Not sure how easy it would be to trace him but surely to fucking god his hideous plans are illegal now, in Florida of all places. Unless he's busy with something in east Asia. I don't even want to consider. Don't consider it cow tipping at all when it's literal CSA, sorry not sorry.

I notice he didn't mention his daughter once when talking about moving cross country. Obviously he needs to be kept away from kids regardless, but it sure is bloody telling, isn't it?

I guess since she's too old to fulfill his sexual fantasy of breastfeeding a baby she's nothing more than dead weight to him.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Either the wife was being sarcastic or they are both too stupid to be in the same room as a small child.

Yeah, sure you can just do the breastfeeding. And next time you're low on cash, you can just identify as a chicken so you can lay your own eggs.

Much like how with an appearance like that, you can "just do" modeling kek.

Peep him trying to lure the cam girls sub into interacting with him on the subject, too.
As if "where to buy toys?? " is a question you'd ever need to ask anything other than Google in 0.3 seconds flat.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

This horrorshow;

https://www.reddit.com/u/newcomer1990/s/gcAXQj1XgF

-Currently residing in Japan for work, but home resident in Florida, who appears to be employed by the fed government, whose wife is probably peaking amongst the utter depravity -
Is busy trying to brew himself up some breast milk.
To feed a baby. One he plans to adopt.
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Not a hideous or mentally deficient looking wife (?) either. Can only assume she is taking his current work related continental absence as a breather, while she recovers from the utter shock of being baby-deep with..this situation.
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Not sure how easy it would be to trace him but surely to fucking god his hideous plans are illegal now, in Florida of all places. Unless he's busy with something in east Asia. I don't even want to consider. Don't consider it cow tipping at all when it's literal CSA, sorry not sorry.

This man is 100000% planning on abusing that baby, I can see it in his soulless eyes.
I know this is a dramatic bit of speculation but the lactation and porn talk makes a person's skin crawl. Horrid.

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You can see how different his eyes look in the first and the second one, what a difference 4 years of gooning does to a guy. The first one his eyes are softer and more placid, a bit creepy but nothing major, in the second one you can see how he's in the throes of porn induced mania. Eyes really are a window to the soul.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Luckily for him, making a woman who was born a decade after scene was cool change clothes and put on makeup to pretend to be something she's not is easier than making a man into a woman. Clothes are just clothes, bro.

Don't misgenre people!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Troon gets fired for coming in late constantly and calling out for troon surgeries, blames transphobia. Is actually just worthless and unemployable, many such cases.

I wonder how many of these “fired for being trans” cases are just “we were only putting up with your bullshit because troons were bulletproof.” I mean, if the troon was actually good at his job, they’d keep him on, because ultimately, companies don’t care as long as you’re making them rich.

Much like how with an appearance like that, you can "just do" modeling kek.

Peep him trying to lure the cam girls sub into interacting with him on the subject, too.
As if "where to buy toys?? " is a question you'd ever need to ask anything other than Google in 0.3 seconds flat.

Camwhores are a saturated market. Even troons are vastly over-represented. A middle-aged man wanking on camera appeals to no one but himself. But I suppose that’s the whole point.

 

[AnZero]

Luckily for him, making a woman who was born a decade after scene was cool change clothes and put on makeup to pretend to be something she's not is easier than making a man into a woman. Clothes are just clothes, bro.

The phenotype is gone now… it’s not the same….

 

[Syikeblade]

This 17 year old lesbian pooner is getting mistaken for the other flavor of gay

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/2ssncrKbfM

 

[FinnSven]

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This 17 year old lesbian pooner is getting mistaken for the other flavor of gay

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/2ssncrKbfM

Ironically that is the dream and goal of a lot of other pooners.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I do wish there was a name for a group of women.

A giggle of women. It's like a gaggle, but more emotional and higher-pitched. Sir Terry Pratchett came up with that one.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Ironically that is the dream and goal of a lot of other pooners.

And yet whatever they might happen to want, they can never ever have it.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

And then French are like shocked Pikachus, asking "why is there an exodus of smart people?!?"

I love when troons think France as a trans friendly country or some shit like that where we'll be rude to everyone except their precious little ass and get flabbergasted when we don't humor them.
We may be Faggotland but we're certainly not Troon turf.
Also lol thinking of himself as one of the smart™

 

[Magic Pickle]

The loneliest li'l dood is caterwauling on Reddit about how despite being nearly 30 years old, jobless and so disabled that she requires care from her parents, she would "be a good partner for someone out there." Add on to that by being a Gayden? Sister, I'd just go ahead and join a convent if I were you, especially because OP declares herself to be asexual. The only market of men who want to link up with stupid, sheltered disabled women are the kind of men normal women run away from as if their heads caught aflame.
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feeling like i'm playing life on ultra hard mode​

dating's hard enough but it really feels like i got lumped with every possible debuff and handicap to make it just completely impossible for me and man. the loneliness is really starting to get to me.
like. it's not like it's easy for just the average person. i'm under no impression that i'd just easily find a partner if i wasn't dealing with all of this shit. i just know it'd be much easier, which doesn't help when i see people in much better circumstances lamenting about how much dating sucks- bc if they're struggling there's no hope for me lol
to start off with being trans and gay makes it extra rough compared to cis and het people. gotta navigate transphobia, homophobia, not knowing if someone is gay or not and if they are gay if they even see me as a man. it's a nightmare.
and then i'm living in a tiny and i mean TINY village. so tiny that giving more information whatsoever is likely to doxx me. there's next to no queer community in my area. i've looked. it just doesn't exist. anything "nearby" is a pretty significant drive away, and we don't have reliable public transport. which brings me on to yet another difficulty slider i have set to max. i'm disabled and entirely dependant on my parents. i can't work. i can't learn to drive unless my parents are willing to pay for it which they aren't. i can't leave this complete dead end nightmare place i have to call home. it wouldn't be so bad, if i lived somewhere where there was any sort of community or social life, queer or otherwise, available to me within walking distance. but there isn't. because (gestures vaguely at the rest of this paragraph). and also like... i feel like most people aren't going to want to deal with me because of all this. i can't pay for anything for myself, can't support myself, still entirely dependent on my parents, which might not be so bad if i was younger, but i'm 26. pretty much everyone i know my age has jobs, cars, some semblance of life, and i just don't. i spend all day in my room rotting because i can't do anything else. and it's not likely to change any time soon because it's not like i do this because i'm lazy. i'm sick and my parents are extremely controlling and treat me like a child.
all this adds up to just feeling like the odds are impossibly stacked against me and it's not worth it to even try. at the same time... god i'm so fucking lonely. i know love and dating isn't the be all end all of life but it was something i always wanted for myself when i thought about my future. and it just seems like one more aspiration i have to give up on because of things beyond my control and it's fucking miserable.
and like... for a long time it was sort of standable because i was so unfathomably unhappy with myself and depressed that i was just sort of apathetic. stupid of me to expect someone else to love me when i can't even love myself sort of thing. but i don't feel like that anymore mix of starting T and generally taking better care of my mental health has me feeling so much better. i KNOW i have things to offer the right person. i know i'm at least decent looking and i'm good at making people laugh and supporting them emotionally where i can't financially. i'd be a good partner for someone out there. but my chances of actually meeting someone are so astronomically slim and i don't know how to change that or if i even should try to change that, or if i should just keep on hoping things will eventually change and get better. i don't even know what i'm hoping through making this post because i'm not sure what advice anyone could even give me but i just needed to get it off my chest i guess in the hope that screaming into the void might make me feel a little better.

Is it wrong of me to hope sigmoid colon vaginoplasties become standard vaginoplasties because the idea of troons being identifiable by a vaguely fecal odor wafting from them is funny? Because if it is, I don't want to be right.
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Anybody got colon GRS​

I’m 4 months post op struggling with oder and discharge… my vagina stinks and my surgeon told me they are only skilled in making sure it functions and looks good I scheduled an appointment with the gynecologist but it’s a far visit… idk if I need to put soap in my canal or not!

A MTF teenager reports how the Dutch protocol failed him; the two most disturbing parts about this are 1) his account was suspended shortly after posting this despite the post not being removed from r/trans, and 2) the first comment he received is absolutely fucking insanity: "I'm sorry but you ARE being dramatic. You're extremely lucky. One of the luckiest trans people in the world, managing to transition without a wrong first puberty." Presuming OP is not just a skillful troll playing the pig-brained porn-pozzed poodles of Reddit for suckers, this is just another example of why fucking around with the abacus of anatomy is not a realm meant for man's hands.
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Dutch protocol and how it ruined my life​

Dutch protocol is basically where they start you on blockers at 11-12 then hormones at 15-17 instead of 13-14 (should be banned)Basically i statted blockers at 12, then estrogen at 15 (bone age was actually 12 which was in my favor)So basically since they didint do estrogen at 13 i am 5’7 now , my body is struggling catch up & im really stuck at awkward stage, and its making me really depressed and suicidal. I look like a tall prepubescent female and i hate it . I begged my endocrinologist for years to start me on estrogen . Everytime i bring it up i get gaslight “your voice never dropped you look like a girl etc” im just not happy. I ask my friends do i look prepubescent and they say no but i dont believe them. The only good thing is my pelvic bone shifted and widened & and i have good lower body fat redistribution but my breats just arent growing. Im stuck somewhere between tanner stage 3 or late 2 ( im 1.6 years in) i dont wanna hear im dramatic i just want advice on what i should tell my endocrinologist. I feel hopeless and like a monster and have been having frequent panic attacks and not wanting to leave my house. Im now 16

A troon got facial feminization surgery and finds that instead of turning him into a Disney princess, it's been nothing but complications ever since. It's almost as if brazenly hacking and slashing the delicate poetry of your facial muscles in search of beauty is, to most people, an unpalatable and asinine concept... if only someone would get the memo out to the Ts!
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I’m sorry for the rant.. but I’m struggling so bad​

Sometimes I feel I need to post here because talking to anyone else just feels pointless because they haven’t gone through it. But I swear to god, my FFS journey is nearly costing my relationship with my incredible boyfriend. He’s been there every step of the way, but I’m so traumatised by my complications i feel I’m fighting everyday to just survive
From head to toe, my hairs been ruined from my transplant. They left my hair sopping wet in a bun for hours with antiseptic and the only hair I have left from half of it being shaved it’s so fried. (They told me they would shave a lot less then what they actually did) my hairs thinned so much also from the stress
My nose, breathing had gotten so much worse and it constantly feels like my nose is dry and conjested. My chin and jaw however is the absolute worst. All I can feel is my chin muscle moving with SO MUCH tightness, pressure and discomfort. It’s so bad, I genuinely can’t eat infront of people at work or be in public eating because it’ feels like I’m genuinely disabled (I know that’s bad to say I’m sorry but I need to be honest) my jaw has so much scar tissue I can’t open it the way I use to, effecting intimacy with my boyfriend also. I feel broken genuinely
I know people will say there are risks, but it’s shit when you’re actually going through it. I had NO idea this would be my life after saving for my FFS out of pocket for years. My doctor also didn’t explain complications much at all in consultation

A truscum FTM is frustrated that her girlfriend flippantly uses they/them pronouns because she personally prides herself on being a "stealth transsexual man" - i.e., not like other poons. The highlight of this post? She disrespects her girlfriend's pronouns behind her back! The irony of it all! This is why I don't take HSTS/transmedicalist types seriously, because to even sign on to this ideology has a sign out front like a rollercoaster: "You must be this dumb to enter."
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how to talk to girlfriend using they/them pronouns ?​

i started dating this cis girl at the end of last summer, and overall it’s been going really well. when we met, she had been using “all pronouns” (tho everyone only used she/her), but about a month ago she wanted everyone to start using they/them exclusively.
i don’t know what to do about this. i never want to pressure her or make her feel like she has to change, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth whenever i have to use they/them or explain it to someone, and i’ve only been using she/her when she isn’t around. i’m a stealth transsexual man and it just kind of feels like mockery, like she’s claiming the label of “transgender” without actually doing anything to actually fit that description. additionally, she still exists completely as a woman and as far as i know, has no plans to transition. she still talks about being a woman, has no problem with the word “girlfriend”, or anything else usually reserved for women.
we’ve spoken about a few topics related to my transsexuality, but nothing similar to this has ever come up. i don’t want to break up, i do genuinely love her, but how do i communicate this in a way she’ll understand?

 

[TETRABAX]

 

[Sean Andalou]

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So sweet, but it would be funnier if we weren't paying for it.