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[DSHK]

Ironically that is the dream and goal of a lot of other pooners.

Theyre just like their male counterparts a lot of the time, the yaoi porn rotted their brains.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

I scheduled an appointment with the gynecologist but it’s a far visit… idk if I need to put soap in my canal or not!

What the fuck is a gynecologist supposed to do with a man's colon?

Meanwhile, here's a Pooner who would rather die than go to a gyno.
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A few fellow Pooners, including an RN, are telling her to stop being a little bitch, but she insists her trauma/dysphoria/whatever is stronger, and that since she's asexual she isn't worried about STDs. A few other Pooners actually agree with her stance.

It'd be pretty funny if they went all out transitioning socially only to die of a very manly case of ovarian cancer.

 

[DSHK]

What the fuck is a gynecologist supposed to do with a man's colon?

Meanwhile, here's a Pooner who would rather die than go to a gyno.
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A few fellow Pooners, including an RN, are telling her to stop being a little bitch, but she insists her trauma/dysphoria/whatever is stronger, and that since she's asexual she isn't worried about STDs. A few other Pooners actually agree with her stance.

It'd be pretty funny if they went all out transitioning socially only to die of a very manly case of ovarian cancer.

Im not sure I understand the colon thing. Do they really cut the penis in half, turn it inside out, stuff it inside the abdomen and use a piece of shit covered intestine as a liner?? How do they not die of sepsis?

 

[FinnSven]

Im not sure I understand the colon thing. Do they really cut the penis in half, turn it inside out, stuff it inside the abdomen and use a piece of shit covered intestine as a liner?? How do they not die of sepsis?

Basically yes.

 

[DSHK]

Basically yes.

How is that even legal? Does the hippocratic oath not exist anymore?

 

[Fapcop]

How is that even legal? Does the hippocratic oath not exist anymore?

Oh you sweet, innocent, goth thirsting child.

Would you like to go for a stroll in the SRS thread for abominable, doctor created horrors such as:

*Taking a leg/back muscle and sewing it on to a pooners crotch?

*Sewing a rotdog on to a woman’s stomach as a new “phallo” method.

*Harvesting tissue from the cheek to use as a piss funnel in a rotdog.

*Taking fish and creating stink ditches out of them.

*Clavicle reduction/rib shortening surgery.

And my personal favorite:

*Sewing a rotdog on to a pooner crotch and splitting it open like a hotdog for six months because the lil pooner wants to pee standing up.

*whispers* Have you heard about about piss milking, friend?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

What about the one where they use cadaver skin to make an amhole?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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I might get a TMI but this one hit's close to home. Both of my parents were seriously ill and disabled towards the end of their lives and I took care of both rather put them into a nursing home since their disabilities were physical and not something like dementia. When talking to a case worker about getting a nurse for the few things I needed help with they offered to pay me 20 hours a week as my mother's caregiver when they learned all I was doing, and I accepted, and it helped. These programs really do help those who are trying to care for those with disabilities, so you don't have to place them in a home. So, seeing two fat pooners laugh at gaming the system makes me angry. When you think you can't hate these cunts any more than you already do they prove you wrong.

 

[DSHK]

Oh you sweet, innocent, goth thirsting child.

Would you like to go for a stroll in the SRS thread for abominable, doctor created horrors such as:

*Taking a leg/back muscle and sewing it on to a pooners crotch?

*Sewing a rotdog on to a woman’s stomach as a new “phallo” method.

*Harvesting tissue from the cheek to use as a piss funnel in a rotdog.

*Taking fish and creating stink ditches out of them.

*Clavicle reduction/rib shortening surgery.

And my personal favorite:

*Sewing a rotdog on to a pooner crotch and splitting it open like a hotdog for six months because the lil pooner wants to pee standing up.

*whispers* Have you heard about about piss milking, friend?

I have, its just so gross Id rather not look at it very often.

 

[BaldCharles]

Not him so idk if he can walk this back or not. I don’t think she should accept it if he does, even though divorce is usually worse for the women than it is for men, financially and in other ways

The simple answer is that there is no coming back from this. Period. Unless his wife is ready to play along with this lunacy, it's a done deal. Even if he somehow came back to his senses, the damage is irreparable. His wife will always view him as a sick pervert who was ready to throw away his family due to some degenerate gooning fetish. And trust me, no woman will ever respect a "man" like that.

The only way these flags could get more of a shade of red is if he starts working with kids or at a school.

There actually was some pooner therapist working with mentally disabled children that was posted on the pooner thread, so this isn't really out of the realm of possibility. Maybe some LGBT-friendly therapeutical practice ran by similarly deranged faggots could employ him, it wouldn't be all that surprising.

She's a straight woman who committed to raising children with someone, and now that someone is changing the entire game plan while she's trapped as the incubator.

Is calling pregnant women "incubators" some kind of new tranny newspeak? I honestly don't know which sounds more dehumanizing, incubator or birthgiver.

Who the fuck addresses their parents by name?

Usually women from what I have seen. I have honestly always found it stupid as hell, but in this situation you could say it's somewhat justified when calling your dad dad might trigger his clit envy or whatever.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I wonder how many of these “fired for being trans” cases are just “we were only putting up with your bullshit because troons were bulletproof.” I mean, if the troon was actually good at his job, they’d keep him on, because ultimately, companies don’t care as long as you’re making them rich.

Alternately, he is actually good at his job, but his personality creates enough problems when interacting with other staff that it's not worth keeping him around.

There are issues of power, control, and social dominance at play with troons in particular (but also a lot of pooners and nonbinary gendergoblins), because so many of them, especially the higher-functioning AGP troons, are strongly narcissistic, if not full-blown NPD cases. They demand that others see and interact with them as something they are clearly not, and will use their protected-caste status as a weapon to ensure compliance and punish anybody who fails to properly "affirm" them.

And everybody in the workplace knows this, or will come to know it in the most humiliating and job-threatening way possible, if they inadvertently fuck up and offend the troon directly—or through one of his handmaidens who actually believes he's a real woman. Narcs often enlist the aid of "flying monkeys"—loyal supporters who will swoop in and defend the Narc, or go on the attack against anybody who has offended them. Which co-worker will scold you, or report you to HR when you dare say something out of alignment with troon reality? You can't always know until it happens, so you constantly have to walk on eggshells and guard your speech around everybody, not just the troon.

This does terrible things to workplace morale. Drop in one troon, pooner, or other gendergoblin into a group of co-workers, and you wreck any sense of esprit d'corps amongst them as two irreconcilable, warring camps silently form—pro-trans and pro-reality—with nobody knowing who is really on which side until somebody who is pro-reality fails to uphold, or adequately affirm, the false reality that the trans person represents. So how can you trust your co-workers, then, if you're not fully indoctrinated into the gender cult? How can you relax, and speak freely, off-the-cuff? How can you form solid social bonds with them? You can't.

The gender cult, like the BLM/Anti-racists, is absolute social poison, especially in tightly-controlled environments such as the workplace or school (and, until recently, the US armed forces), where unquestioning obedience to it can be enforced. So it's entirely possible that this particular troon's managers recognized what a malignant, and ultimately counter-productive, force he is in the workplace, despite his competence at performing his job duties, and decided to get rid of him.

How is that even legal? Does the hippocratic oath not exist anymore?

I've been asking myself this for years, now, and the only answer I have is that the Hippocratic oath will only be restored once you get enough gender-affirming doctors and other health care providers who have participated in and supported this evil hanging from lampposts in public spaces.

 

[DSHK]

The simple answer is that there is no coming back from this. Period. Unless his wife is ready to play along with this lunacy, it's a done deal. Even if he somehow came back to his senses, the damage is irreparable. His wife will always view him as a sick pervert who was ready to throw away his family due to some degenerate gooning fetish. And trust me, no woman will ever respect a "man" like that.

There actually was some pooner therapist working with mentally disabled children that was posted on the pooner thread, so this isn't really out of the realm of possibility. Maybe some LGBT-friendly therapeutical practice ran by similarly deranged faggots could employ him, it wouldn't be all that surprising.

Is calling pregnant women "incubators" some kind of new tranny newspeak? I honestly don't know which sounds more dehumanizing, incubator or birthgiver.

Usually women from what I have seen. I have honestly always found it stupid as hell, but in this situation you could say it's somewhat justified when calling your dad dad might trigger his clit envy or whatever.

When my coworker caught her ex wearing her clothes she was crying about it the next day. It definitely hurt her pretty bad, imagine coming home and finding your bf skinwalking as you. This is even worse.

 

[Angry New Ager]

The only way these flags could get more of a shade of red is if he starts working with kids or at a school.

Kids dodged a bullet:

Theyre just like their male counterparts a lot of the time, the yaoi porn rotted their brains.

Back from 2004-'08, I was in an extremely popular fandom, and the deeper I got into it, the creepier and weirder it got. Most of the fans I ended up interacting with on LiveJournal were women who became increasingly obsessed with porn that fetishized gay men in distinctly female ways (I'd encountered enough actual gay porn to know that what they were creating and getting off to was not actual gay porn).

Spoiler: spoilered for length

The longer they were into it, the more twisted and bizarre and specific the kinks they sought out, or wrote about, or drew. There was a lot of sissification/forced fem, hardcore BDSM, and while everybody rolled their eyes at mpreg (male pregnancy), they sure were writing a lot of it or swapping recs. And then there was all of the "underaged" shit—a lot of which wasn't just about teenaged characters, but actual children.

I think about that a lot these days. I quit fandom in part because it was so pornified and gross, and I'd seen the progression toward increasing desensitization toward and normalization of utter degeneracy my fandom friends had made. A lot of them had hit a point where they weren't interested in anything but the nastiest porn, all the time. But it was also because those same women I knew had moved to Tumblr and become self-declared Social Justice Warriors sometime around March or April of 2007, after LiveJournal banned child pornfics and art.

Tumblr was ostensibly a platform that allowed them to post whatever pornshit they wanted, but it also politicized the fandom to an insane degree. All of a sudden, everything was "problematic," everything needed trigger warnings, the creator of the source material was the worst person to ever live, and fandom creators were getting called out left and right for being racist, classist, sexist, homophobic, heteronormative, ageist, and sex-negative. It was always crazy, but increasingly so over the years, until it just exploded once everyone hit Tumblr (which I didn't use because, unlike LJ, you couldn't have conversations on it; it was just everybody talking at everybody else, not talking to them).

I think about all of those deeply pornsick, rabidly SJW women I used to know in fandom, and how, when I finally left fandom, I felt I was returning to the relative sanity and normality of the real world. But now the real world is infested and run by people just as sick and insane as those women in fandom—their degeneracy has been mainstreamed. And, given the proto-trans themes of all those pornfics, and the sexualization of children, and the intense politicization that happened surrounding it, I'm like, holy fucking shit, fandom, which I thought was a weird niche interest while I was in it, has infected our entire society with its poison. No fucking wonder we have so many lefty women not only willing, but eager to trans their kids, and expose them to all kinds of grossly inappropriate sexualization from an early age.

The internet was a mistake, guys. Really, it was.

Would you like to go for a stroll in the SRS thread

I stay out of there because experiencing that much rage is bad for me.

 

[DSHK]

Finding out how bad porn addiction can get scared me into quitting. Its just like hard drugs.

 

[Fapcop]

Finding out how bad porn addiction can get scared me into quitting. Its just like hard drugs.

True man.

Starts with idk… Bikini pics or racy movies. Then you move on to soft core then hard core. Before you know it, you’re watching throat gagging or anal sex or prostate milking or whatever. And that’s just what sites like Pornhub push at you. Go there with a fresh, un cookied browser and the first stuff you see is likely to be some “Stepdaughters anal debut” stuff.

The Red Shoe Diaries slippery slope is a thing.

And that was back in the day. Idk even know what the kids whose first introduction to pornography is women getting throatfucked, will be watching in a decade or two.

Probably some tranny shit and dragon dildos.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Is calling pregnant women "incubators" some kind of new tranny newspeak?

Appropriated from the "childfree" movement of 20 or so years ago.

 

[DSHK]

True man.

Starts with idk… Bikini pics or racy movies. Then you move on to soft core then hard core. Before you know it, you’re watching throat gagging or anal sex or prostate milking or whatever. And that’s just what sites like Pornhub push at you. Go there with a fresh, un cookied browser and the first stuff you see is likely to be some “Stepdaughters anal debut” stuff.

The Red Shoe Diaries slippery slope is a thing.

And that was back in the day. Idk even know what the kids whose first introduction to pornography is women getting throatfucked, will be watching in a decade or two.

Probably some tranny shit and dragon dildos.

Its no accident that all this weird shit like furries and loli came around during the early 2000s which is when modern broadband internet capable of streaming high quality video became ubiquitous. Its basically the sexual equivalent of giving dope fiends an unlimited supply of free drugs.

 

[Pig Cups]

Who the fuck addresses their parents by name?

Actual example encountered IRL: one of my childhood friends had lesbian parents, and (even from the single-digit ages) called them both by their first names. It was kind of jarring, considering I came from a normal household with a mom and dad who would’ve taken severe umbrage to such a thing.

Is it wrong of me to hope sigmoid colon vaginoplasties become standard vaginoplasties because the idea of troons being identifiable by a vaguely fecal odor wafting from them is funny? Because if it is, I don't want to be right.
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My deepest sympathies to that poor (likely female) gynecologist.

During the exam, she should tell him that she’s “applying a treatment,” when in reality, she’s filling his amhole with itching powder.

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You know, it’s shit like this that makes me occasionally think that Hitler had the right idea, but that he targeted the wrong groups of people.

 

[bigjohnclickclack]

What the fuck is a gynecologist supposed to do with a man's colon?

Meanwhile, here's a Pooner who would rather die than go to a gyno.
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A few fellow Pooners, including an RN, are telling her to stop being a little bitch, but she insists her trauma/dysphoria/whatever is stronger, and that since she's asexual she isn't worried about STDs. A few other Pooners actually agree with her stance.

It'd be pretty funny if they went all out transitioning socially only to die of a very manly case of ovarian cancer.

Most troons poons and hating your body and wanting to mutilate yourself always stems from sexual abuse. EVERY CASE. Here Is yet another classic example

 

[DSHK]

Actual example encountered IRL: one of my childhood friends had lesbian parents, and (even from the single-digit ages) called them both by their first names. It was kind of jarring, considering I came from a normal household with a mom and dad who would’ve taken severe umbrage to such a thing.



My deepest sympathies to that poor (likely female) gynecologist.

During the exam, she should tell him that she’s “applying a treatment,” when in reality, she’s filling his amhole with itching powder.



You know, it’s shit like this that makes me occasionally think that Hitler had the right idea, but that he targeted the wrong groups of people.

Look up the history of trannies in weimar germany. Hitler held back the tide for 75 years when he sacked the institute for sexual research. If youve ever seen the infamous clip of the SS dancing around burning books, those were manuals for performing SRS.