Bad webcomics

Mr. Kamensky
lol, of course he's a retarded boomer
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I thought the birthday was a joke, but it's been corroborated by at least three other websites. lmao, poor guy

also drew for Playboy apparently, enough that it's the first publication that he mentions. imagine nearing your 70s and still proudly proclaiming how your work was once featured in a risque magazine
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Meh, looks like a generic boomer newspaper comic.
His art makes Horsey’s look like Michaelangelo’s and his cartoons are neither funny nor thought-provoking. I’d encourage you to look through his back catalogue and find one single example anywhere of a work he’s done that rises above ‘barely mediocre’.
 
I kinda don't care considering how every political cartoonist is the exact fucking same.
Leftist ones are all the same to varying degrees. Where Kamensky stands out IMHO is the sheer banality of his work. Amateurish art, recycled assets, childish ad-hominem, and repeating the same tired non-points over and over mark him as a supremely low-IQ individual.
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Did you know that the Pope would rather commit the mortal sin of suicide than meet with Vance?
That’s not just retarded and unfunny. That’s sick and mentally ill.
 
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Everything else is just rote vent art stuff, that you entirely expect and are braced for when you look at 'depressed furry with a splintering psyche's vent art'. And then you end with 'holy shit broski i think ur hand slipped there' above a crying lazy-furry-bodytype with a slit neck and a dagger right by it's fucking HOOVES and make me feel like a bad person for laughing this hard.
 
Okay, guess I was wrong. Or at least my first impression was right and I was wrong that Tat was going in a different direction. I guess love will conquer all. I could just wait a few more days before making these comments, but I believe if you want the whole story to be judged in its entirety, you should present the whole thing for the audience.

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There's something incredibly sad about this when you see it from a meta perspective. There's an underlying theme of being forced into a world of political and social extremism and being incredibly unhappy because all you wanted was a storybook ending. Remember, Tatsuya started on this road of political extremism with the woman he hooked up with. I don't remember if he broke up, but it's clear this is some form of wish fufillment, and this is the relationship he wants. "I don't remember who I am anymore" is very telling. Unfortunately he's going to keep looking for that feeling from politics instead of finding it for himself. It's no coincedence that the prince charming does bear a passing resemblence to slick.

Fuck, I looked through his old comics for a second, I hit the nail on the head.
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There's something incredibly sad about this when you see it from a meta perspective. There's an underlying theme of being forced into a world of political and social extremism and being incredibly unhappy because all you wanted was a storybook ending. Remember, Tatsuya started on this road of political extremism with the woman he hooked up with. I don't remember if he broke up, but it's clear this is some form of wish fufillment, and this is the relationship he wants. "I don't remember who I am anymore" is very telling. Unfortunately he's going to keep looking for that feeling from politics instead of finding it for himself. It's no coincedence that the prince charming does bear a passing resemblence to slick.

Fuck, I looked through his old comics for a second, I hit the nail on the head.
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Holy shit, if this arc had been about Slick rescuing 'Nique after she got lured back into whoredom by the promise of Only Fans, he'd probably get all of his old fans back who would be ecstatic about those two getting back together.

Hopefully Tat didn't get cucked by a woman who decided she was a lesbian after stringing him along for ages. But I feel like if that happened, he'd probably be even angrier at women than trying to say how beautiful and amazing they are... when they're not acting like sluts. He's always had this weird hatred for women being sexual, even having characters going to hell for just thinking about sex. Dude has some weird hang ups.

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So there's finally been enough pages posted of Megan Rose Gedris (aka Rosalarian)'s new webcomic Magical Women. I last made a post about it here, but figured I would wait until public access had opened up. (I won't be doing a weekly update - if there's interest in me posting, I'll probably do roundups and summaries instead for easier reading.)
Something I realised:

This comic is about a girl giving up an extremely practical cause that is directly helping people, even literally stopping a fascist takeover... to go to college and get what turns out to be a useless degree in some vague writing-focused course. Pretty much purely because she has a dream of going to college (not actually doing anything important once she's done there, just going to the college itself). And then when things take a turn for the worst, she at best entirely missed, at worst completely refused, the desperate need for people like her to get out there and actively help.

You could write this as a right-wing satire and people would think it's too on the nose.
 
I already posted here and on the SJW Art thread about Reasons My Friends Hate Me. Like 80% of her instagram account is typical leftist screaming (right down to her pfp being her cartoon avatar wearing an “abortion is healthcare” shirt). But I realized that even if you threw out the insane amount of political sperging, it would not be salvageable. Why? Well, the art already isn’t that good. But mainly because I just realized that she’s the embodiment of the quirk chungus image, right down to calling herself a dog mom.
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Man, she doesn’t deserve those dogs.
 
I already posted here and on the SJW Art thread about Reasons My Friends Hate Me. Like 80% of her instagram account is typical leftist screaming (right down to her pfp being her cartoon avatar wearing an “abortion is healthcare” shirt). But I realized that even if you threw out the insane amount of political sperging, it would not be salvageable. Why? Well, the art already isn’t that good. But mainly because I just realized that she’s the embodiment of the quirk chungus image, right down to calling herself a dog mom.
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I don't understand this first one, she is paranoid that hubby hurt himself, so she proceeds to hurt hubby herself?
 
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another round of GUESS THAT POKEMON!
Decided to see how well I'd do, considering I'm perhaps the least critical Pokemon Fan on the farms:
Let's start off with an easy one. Which Pokemon is this?
...it's a Rowlet!
Next up... idk, some weird rabbit?
...this is a Popplio!
Got these two without a hassle. Rowlet really couldn't have been anything else, and the latter was obviously a seal, so it was just a question of what they sacrificed - seel's tongue and colour, Spheal's everything, or Popplio's clown nose. The latter fit the best, and it's a classic 'pokemon redesign' thing to just discard one of the pokemon's key identifying elements for no good reason.
With the freebies out of the way, I'm sure this one will be at least a bit harder to guess. Take a stab at assuming which species this creature belongs to...
...that it's a vullaby, somehow.
Failed this one, thought it was a staraptor. You know, authors, if you're gonna make a team mom out of a baby pokemon (and aesthetically Rufflet and Vullaby both count), just bite the bullet and evolve the damn thing - or at least age it up by incorporating details of the evolved form? This doesn't look even slightly like a vulture.
Next up...
It's a Mankey, again.
I thought smeargle, looking at the bushy tail and body shape, so wrong again. It says a lot when your art style sucks so much ass that monkeys look more like a dog misinterpreted as a cat.
For our first challenge, there's this... thing:
a Fomantis.
If you put this after the gyarados, I might have psyched myself out of the right answer - because that looks more like something else cosplaying as a fomantis. Still, I got it right, so that's another point for me.
Then, some kangaroo-looking thing:
...it's an Eevee!
I hate that I've become as good as I have at recognising eevees even without their manes.

Eevee without the mane ain't worthy of the name.
Another challenge! Let's face it head-on. What in the world could this thing be?
...it's a Xurkitree!
I think this one is a lot easier than you thought. Mainly just because you go 'eldritch blue electricity monster' and that's basically just xurkitree.
Next up, a double whammy! These two are nothing like their base forms. If you recognize the setting, you might be able to discern what these are...
...an Alolan Marowak and a Salazzle.
I probably could have gotten the alolan marowak if I considered it first. Unfortunately, my first guess was that the one on the right was Yveltal, so I got that wrong and checked beffore I really thought through marowak.

The even more than removing key features, this type of redesigner loves adding in busy shit from an entirely different concept that completely chokes out the original.
This guy!
I overthought this one. I thought this was a baby-with-the-bathwater redraw of Dragonairs 'true' evolution, instead of dragonite (with the shell being a multiscale wing)

Does this person remember people are supposed to be able to ride on Lap Ass?
This one!
Fucking Gyarados!
If anyone looks at this and tells me they didn't think Vaporeon first, they're a fucking liar.
Now, the magnum opus. The peak. The absolute PINNACLE of stupid fucking fan creations that look nothing like the original form...
...a SYLVEON!
Yeah, I just gave up on this one.
BONUS: an unrelated design from the same designer as the rest of these. Can you guess which Pokemon this is supposed to be?
It's a Leafeon!
Fortunately, I didn't overthink this last one, I saw leaf ears and my gut did the rest.

Final Score: 6/13. I have failed the shonky pokemon identification class. I'll have to pay you half the cash from my pockets in exchange.
 
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