Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Aaron. Babe. Pal. If you haven't yet figured out how not to lose your fucking mind in a relationship and not to abase yourself to a total manipulative dick (npi), take a step back and get yourself together.

They got divorced.

He has a new GF.

So I think he eventually got it.

Clip: Nick specifies that the judge he was complaining about was female, so I think you're right.

Nick says he was asked "Can you explain why you said she's retarded? That's a diagnosis of a condition." Assuming he was actually asked to respond to the complaint, that means the complaint was judged to be worthy of investigation, in which case Nick is asked to provide a response.

Otherwise he would simply receive a notice that "determination that discipline is not warranted, without investigation" in which case he wouldn't be required to respond.

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Here is the clip from the cokestream where he's complaining for context. This is the only statement I can think of where he would have received an ethics complaint over this issue.

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Agreed. It's probably concerning Fischer.

It might even be the investigation @Useful_Mistake was talking about.

Hell, SHE might even be the one that filed the complaint. Wouldn't that be funny?

You are correct that it's very interesting that OLPR is making interrogatories to Nick. I imagine that's not particularly good. I think every other complaint he's ever gotten ended up with summary dismissal.

Some basic bitch research suggests questioning the fitness of a sitting judge could get your ass in a sling, but I'll leave it to more knowledgeable folk to address that. We've got a few kicking around here.

 

[AnOminous]

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

This fucker is drunk and on drugs on top of that.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This fucker is drunk and on drugs on top of that.

The fuck of it is that if he gets arrested again it won't even be surprising. I'm starting to feel like it's just sort of inevitable at this point. Kind of ruins the magic.

 

[Necrosan]

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

I'm pretty sure half of this video is dead air as whatever are left of his neurons try to come up with the next sentence.

 

[Boss Bass]

Well, I don't know -or want to know- what's going to happen on MATI, but I'm for sure heckin' excited! Will it be the bodycam? Don't know.

I made my own little bumper to add to whatever it may be.

Bear with me here because I'm new to all this fancy editing stuff. There are way more talented Kiwi Farmers like Third World Aristocrat for example.

Anyways, when I do eventually get to see the body cam footage, I'm splicing this at the beginning. Thought I'd share it. I have copies of the original Kiwi Farms Doom map with and without the music and title.

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FYI My advanced years of existence allows me to savor a long intro. Kids these days with their tickety-tok attention span would've already watched like twenty videos by the time my intro was finished.

Oh, so we’re old old……

 

[frari]

The comments appear to refer to Nick's infamous and bizarre rant about the judge in his defamation case, delivered during the "cokestream" that resulted in his arrest. This judge later recused herself from the case.

I have always thought this is why he received the max recommended sentence, and also why I think he Will be spending those 30 days in jail.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

In the most recent Stallyn19 clip, Aaron recounts a text that Nick shared of him saying that he would look at Nick's second house with the possibility of buying it. Aaron claims that, at the time when he was still interested in buying the house, "snow was still on the ground," and "it was, like, February."

Full segment starts at 3:10: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=190
Specific clip starts at 3:45: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=225


But not so fast, toe-man.
Nick has apparently taken deep umbrage with Aaron's account of events.
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It was EARLY APRIL! Not FEBRUARY, Aaron!
And although there was precipitation on that day, the low was above freezing, so it couldn't have been snow! And it hadn't snowed earlier in the week, either! Hah! Checkmate!
How dare you get that wrong! How dare you try to use vague weather conditions to give an approximate description of the time of year in a cold shithole like Minnesota!


This is Nick's life now. Subtweeting Aaron over Stallyn19 clips. Being a pedantic retard and missing the forest for the trees every single time, but thinking that he's scored yet another frickin' epic own.

Remember when he used to do shit? Remember when he used to be a lawyer?
Embarrassing.

I find it hilarious that he thinks anyone cares about the damn house. Nick only cares about it b/c Aaron not buying it messed up what he thought was the perfect solution to his financial mess he gotten himself into.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It might even be the investigation @Useful_Mistake was talking about

The investigation I mentioned relates to his drug case, as far as I am aware.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

How insanely stupid do you have to be to call the judge of your own case retarded? Ironic hearing Nick call her out for not knowing basic stuff while doing this. He is allergic to self preservation.

 

[Captain Manning]

The investigation I mentioned relates to his drug case, as far as I am aware.

Oh wow. So there might be two ongoing simultaneously?

Should be noted though that that clip is from the Cokestream, so maybe it's combined into one. I dunno.

 

[Spergichu]

Clip: Nick specifies that the judge he was complaining about was female, so I think you're right.

Nick says he was asked "Can you explain why you said she's retarded? That's a diagnosis of a condition." Assuming he was actually asked to respond to the complaint, that means the complaint was judged to be worthy of investigation, in which case Nick is asked to provide a response.

Otherwise he would simply receive a notice with a "determination that discipline is not warranted, without investigation" in which case he wouldn't be required to respond.

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Here is the clip from the cokestream where he's complaining for context. This is the only statement I can think of where he would have received an ethics complaint over this issue.


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Hey guys! CokeFiend16 here, back at it again with another EPIC lawyer life hack!

Don't like the judge presiding over your case? No problem! Just keep calling her a retard until she fills an ethics complaint against you.
If she does this, then she has to recuse herself from the case to avoid a conflict of interest.

OH YEAH!

 

[ICouldNever]

Nick Rekieta and Nick Fuentes walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hi Nickers^

 

[AnOminous]

Nick Rekieta and Nick Fuentes walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hi Nickers^

Nick Rekieta and Nick Fuentes walk into a bar. It isn't a gay bar. The bartender says "Gay 90s is two doors down."

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You're still trying to give good advice to these weird, dumb men? Such charming naïveté. You're supposed to laugh at them as they fail.

Why, thank you!

Spoiler

But no, not completely naïve. More like 1/5 each of

• , and
• I can't not bc it's the right thing to do/ I'd be remiss if I didn't put it out there, and
• wake up you dumb fuck, and
• hard-earned lessons evangelism, and
• "listen to me! I'm right! I'm right!"
• All wrapped up in a cozy permeating ooze blanket of stubborn.

So only 1/6 charming, I suppose.

I save my malicious laughter for the irredeemably terrible. My threshold for irredeemable may be too high. (Though I did peg both Nick (and Ethan, to a lesser degree) as irredeemable from the jump. There are others.)

They got divorced.

He has a new GF.

So I think he eventually got it.

I'm aware. I was talking about his present and future. He was a hot mess with April and Kayla. If he got a real wakeup call, amazing, and improbable. If he's just feeling better bc he has a presumably non-crazy girlfriend, then that's situational and therefore tenuous.

 

[CompaqOperator]

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

It's called rural Minnesota sober. Whippits and snorting bath salts is ok

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

This (either of the above) would be consistent with Aaron being a poorly adjusted romantic sap

Lookit, we all love Ourron but he looks like this

He's lost a little weight I think and looks a bit better now but he's a male 6. He's a goober, he fucks but he's a goober.

This is what April looks like

If you gave her a wash with the dog hose and got her off the box wine and Dumb Bitch Powder, dressed her up nice instead of from the Skank aisle in Forever 21, April is a Midwestern 9. Unfortunately Our Boy Aaron was too pussystruck with marrying out of his league, looks wise, to understand what a dead eyed whore with no maternal instinct looks like. He's not rich and I think the Cumio impersonation bravado is a slightly dorky covering up for a lack of genuine self confidence, so I don't blame him for being wrapped round her finger. Guys who look like Aaron don't usually get girls as pretty as that, but I told you Aaron fucks

He should be self confident, because all the "humiliating" personal texts Brokedick Nick releases show that Aaron was the only (belated) responsible adult human being with normal, non sociopathic or narcissistic emotions in the Qover. Rackets is trying to embarrass him, but he's showing us a basically good guy who got sucked in to drugs and the fleeting local "celebrity" Rekieta used to have. He quickly regrets it and shows love, anger and anguish over his wife. And he is now a little wiser for the experience and refocusing on taking care of his kids like a good Dad. Those are not humiliating things, and when they're coming from an aggressively degenerate unrepentant asshole they just make people hate Brokedick more.

Aaron, it's ok little nigger everything comes up Toe in the end. But I hear nothing comes up in Nick Rekieta's boxer shorts.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Anybody that believed that should slap themselves in the face.

That was a lame attempt to warn off people from sending more C&Ds.

Fatty Patty is still running the show, and he is gonna fold every single time.

Nick is STILL trying to trade upon his former-lawyer status, but now everyone knows how shite he is at the job and legal analysis.

Meanwhile he's getting asspats on twitter for being "30 days sober"
This faggot has stopped pretending to be a lawyer long enough to pretend to be in recovery.

He is a narcissistic pick-me seeking affirmation and unconditional and unearned praise. He wants to revel in the hug-box and affirmation culture of 'recovery' while not taking any accountability at all. It is the same way he treats religion, and why it turns to 'OnLy gOd CaN jUdGe mE!' cringe heresy.

Nick is this:

How insanely stupid do you have to be to call the judge of your own case retarded? Ironic hearing Nick call her out for not knowing basic stuff while doing this. He is allergic to self preservation.

Have you seen him talk about liquor coming out of Fischer's lady bits?

 

[where's baldo]

Nick Rekieta and Nick Fuentes walk into a bar. It isn't a gay bar. The bartender says "Gay 90s is two doors down."

they got pinball in there?

 

[Captain Manning]

How insanely stupid do you have to be to call the judge of your own case retarded? Ironic hearing Nick call her out for not knowing basic stuff while doing this. He is allergic to self preservation.

What gets me is that he did it AFTER a three judge panel affirmed Fischer's ruling. Now he's being asked questions by OLPR for it.

He needs to lose his law license outright. He's a disgrace to the profession.

Also, I don't wanna hear "oh, he was just drunk and on coke." No, he's a stupid asshole regardless of his sobriety status.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Anybody that believed that should slap themselves in the face.

That was a lame attempt to warn off people from sending more C&Ds.

Fatty Patty is still running the show, and he is gonna fold every single time.

It's something they are going to need to refuse at some point, or close Supertips. The legal outlook of an obvious parody defense seems pretty poor.

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

He might be alcohol and cocaine free, but that's about it. Then again, he said he is tested around once a week. I'll bet he thinks he has worked out a pattern at some point. Alcohol 48 hours or so clean, 72 for cocaine, if infrequent use. There is a window for him to indulge.

Unfortunately Our Boy Aaron was too pussystruck with marrying out of his league, looks wise, to understand what a dead eyed whore with no maternal instinct looks like

April has a lopsided smile. She looks one step away from retardation. They are on par, I'd say.

He is a narcissistic pick-me seeking affirmation and unconditional and unearned praise. He wants to revel in the hug-box and affirmation culture of 'recovery' while not taking any accountability at all. It is the same way he treats religion, and why it turns to 'OnLy gOd CaN jUdGe mE!' cringe heresy.

Yes, posting 30 days sober, whilst never admitting to having a problem, is a Balldoesque level of thinking.