Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[potato sack]

How the hell do you guys hate watch this guy?

i get your point, and personally i dont watch his content unless its something truly outrageous like the dr k thing cos its really boring

however those that do bring us the most delicious milk. i dont shoot the milkman

 

[cigint]

I haven't seen anything in the entire thread that suggests anyone is watching his 12-hour gaming streams.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

How the hell do you guys hate watch this guy? I get the entertainment value of following a guy like Yandev because his degenerate behavior is hilarious, but the only entertaining parts about Mald are when he gets publicly shit on by other streamers (which is a natural outcome of being exposed to people like this for long enough) and speculation about him sticking things up his butthole.

At least with Yandev, all of his famous degen moments are right in front of a camera or microphone for you to see. If he were just some egotistical indie dev that never worked on his game, he would vanish into a sea of other indie devs that do the exact same shit. It is literally 90% of indie devs. The ones that actually put a game out are the minority.

Like I enjoy checking this thread whenever some new drama blows up in his face and everyone starts kicking him, but I don't understand watching this guy's streams consistently out of spite. Any time he gets called out or shit on, he just quietly seethes and responds with passive-aggressive word salad. Shit's boring as hell to watch. If he ever has a pure retard moment like Yandev slamming the shit out of his desk over Cuphead then I will totally eat my words btw.

Same boat as you. I just like shit talking him.
Anyone who can stomach his content to document it has a mind made of steel.

 

[potato sack]

Anyone who can stomach his content to document it has a mind made of steel.

or a mouthful of ferret nut

 

[Burnt Effigy]

How the hell do you guys hate watch this guy?

I have friends that are deeply retarded and keep falling for his shit, it's like I can't shake the nigga off.

Whenever you actually watch his streams, just look in the seekbar's preview, if you see paint coming up, it's usually an archivable moment.

 

[Shieldman]

Damn, I missed the whole arc with Doctor Kope.

I've only seen some clips but the "imagine you're a narcissist" bit made me laugh.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Jason Maldavius Figtree is like watching crops grow
Its boring and sometimes needs a watchful eye to spot any sudden funnies, but whenever he fucks up its a grand event of autism

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Some fat gay retard put out a vid on Maldtree.

Solid video. Coming from someone who also had to summarize this madness, it's very very taxing, especially if you're explaining it from a WOW player perspective. Not worth and Updoot. But hey, solid.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

But holy FUCK that futa part was COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. "Guys look! This SFM porn animation has music from WoW!" That had NOTHING to do with the video. And the explanation of what WoW is what too dispersive and could have been easily cut to 5 or even 3 minutes with only the necessary information.

Huh what? I've heard that SFO is a tranny chaiser but is he really that coom brained that he has to insert his fetishes anywhere he can? Holy fuck.

 

[korguragozog]

Some fat gay retard put out a vid on Maldtree.

Rare current-day SFO W

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Stating the obvious that is already known isn't a W.
He's just cashing in months late on what everyone already knows.

 

[Jeb Bush]

Some recent reviews from the Steam page. Thought you guys might find it somewhat entertaining to see people slowly noticing Mald's true nature.

I've also noticed this in the comments of the "monthly updates". No one is buying it there either.

 

[el gordo]

i fucking hate this expression

 

[Sissy]

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i fucking hate this expression

Gives off the vibes of some retarded boss about to ream you out for some shit that isn't actually important

 

[Forklift Certified]

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i fucking hate this expression

Signature look of a nepobaby... i swear i fucking hearing this picture

"Yeeaa i did not finished my part of the assignment... What gonna do about it ? Tell the boss, who is also my daddy ? That is going to hinder your carrier advancement Bud ! cuz nobody likes snitches prissy employees bothering the top brass with insignificant nuisances... Yeaaahh [streach]... How about quickly finishing up the the remaining work and I DO the presentation in front of the c-suits while you took the rest of the day off ? Yeeaa..."

 

[Lords Greatsword]

No wonder it's such an insufferable face; it's line for line the same as this fucking wojak.

 

[Sissy]

Has any likeable person or character ever made this face?

 

[Jeb Bush]

i fucking hate this expression

Huh, as if. The problem is, you haven't learned your lesson, actually.

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

I don't like his opinion on Ross Scott and the Stop Killing Games campaign, but as far as the WoW Classic incident goes, if you pull too much as a tank, you can get fucked. I'm not dying together with you. I myself have gleefully watched people die, who pulled too much. One hunter in Westfall who thought chain-pulling murlocs was a good idea learned the hard way, that it wasn't. No regerts.

 

[BiggestBuford]

I don't like his opinion on Ross Scott and the Stop Killing Games campaign, but as far as the WoW Classic incident goes, if you pull too much as a tank, you can get fucked. I'm not dying together with you. I myself have gleefully watched people die, who pulled too much. One hunter in Westfall who thought chain-pulling murlocs was a good idea learned the hard way, that it wasn't. No regerts.

Rage bait comment. You were in Bossman thread doing the same shit.